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Darknato ™

@darkoki.bsky.social
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Nature, travel, science, coffee, human rights, biomedical scientist, haematology, product management, marketing, AI, data analysis. But mostly sarcastic comments.

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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, I have questions. Mostly: how is something allowed to be this ridiculously pretty?
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last week I was tormenting you with photos of mushrooms from Raakmoor woodland reserve in Germany. This week, I’m in Brazil, so naturally you get orchids. Different continent. Same inability to walk past a plant without photographing it. Fair? 🌸
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went for a late evening walk to clear my head. It was dark, cold and completely unnecessary. Naturally, I found a mushroom. At this point, I think they’re waiting for me. 🍄
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A few months ago, I went for walks to clear my head and improve my health. Now I go for walks to monitor the mushroom situation. Personal growth is mysterious. 🍄
bright orange mushroom peeking out from a leaf covered forest floor. some green leaves of green blackberries in the background. mushroom protruding through the soil, still not above the level as it is pulling leaves with it.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Apparently even the forest has a sense of humour. - The woodland really needs to calm down with the symbolism. - I came here for fresh air, not a botanical d#ck joke. (am I allowed to say d-word on here?)
phallic shaped mushroom with dark brown head. body of the mushroom is lighter with brown specs. grows on autumn leafy forest floor. perfect d#ck joke shape of mushroom.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point, I’m not really going for walks anymore. I’m conducting extremely important field research into why mushrooms keep appearing in increasingly ridiculous shapes. Today’s findings: absolutely no idea. But look at this little bastard. 🍄
unusual cup-like bunch of mushrooms on forest floor. mushrooms are light brown almost cream colour, irregular cup like shaped and organised in two bunches. there is around 15 mushrooms in those two bunches together. forest floor is dead leaves and branches.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went for a walk and found an orange mushroom sticking its little tentacles out of the ground. Either the forest is growing mushrooms or something underneath is finally trying to escape. I chose not to ask questions. 🍄
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went for a walk and found a tiny mushroom hiding beneath the leaves. For a moment, I genuinely wondered if I’d wandered into a fairy tale and disturbed someone’s cottage. Nature has excellent special effects. 🍄✨
White mushroom with whiteish specs on a forest ground, surrounded by brown autumn leaves. a spec of light appearing on the left.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I could be shamelessly promoting my Substack. But apparently my new lifestyle means I take more walks, and autumn walks mean mushrooms. So instead: OMG LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. 🍄 This is my content strategy now.
image of a small stubby mushroom on a woodland floor covered with moss and occasional dry brown leaf. mushroom has a brown cap and a tiny bite mark left by an insect (or a fairy)
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found a mushroom so beautiful I couldn’t possibly eat it. So naturally, I licked it a little. Nature is basically a series of decisions I should not be trusted to make.
Red mushroom with white specs in the centre. It is well known poisonous amanita mushroom, growing on the forest floor, with some leaves and plants in the background.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look what I encountered on my walk in the woods. 🍄 I assume a fairy lives here. Or a very tiny landlord with questionable taste in real estate.
Tiny braun mushroom with white specs all over it. Mushroom is on the forest soil, next to yellow autumn tree leaves.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On my daily walk today, I seem to have taken a wrong turn and bumped into a fairy village. 🍄✨ Nobody was home, which is probably for the best. I wasn’t dressed appropriately for diplomatic relations with woodland creatures.
leafy forrest ground where whimsical mushrooms stick above the leaves. there is a bunch of over 30 mushrooms spread in the center of the photo, resembling a village where fairies live.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The image shows the Red Dwarf, a fictional spaceship from the British science fiction comedy series "Red Dwarf." It is a large, red-colored mining ship belonging to the Jupiter Mining Corporation (JMC). The ship is depicted against a backdrop of stars, emphasizing its presence in space. The name "RED DWARF" is prominently displayed on the side of the ship. The ship is equipped with a "scoop" at the front, used for collecting hydrogen from space to convert into fuel, powering its Bussard ramjet engine.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Very proud moment - my husband published another album! Time to put some headphones and enjoy Valentine Day vibes! 🥰
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My husband published another song! Yay! Folloe Darknato’s Echo on any platform: Youtube, Spotify, Apple Music and many more. You name it, he’s published it there!
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Honestly this made my morning blueskyroast.com
Screenshot saying: Darknato, cosmic coffee connoisseur of bluesky, 85% of authenticity 60% thought leader 90% existential musings 75% humour and ironic observations.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Every Kinder Surprise contains a dead Minion.
Picture shows half of kinder chocolate egg containing yellow capsule containing a toy. Capsule is similar to a dead minion, which makes this a really funny joke.
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Finally caught them on camera! Meet Lucifer and Baphomet, my new balcony overlords. Cute, feathery, and probably plotting world domination. Should I be concerned or just offer snacks? #BirdWatch #BalconyDrama
Two birds on the balcony banister just chillin
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Darknato ™ @darkoki.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We had the same in ex Yugoslavia when I was a child. We'd hang them on the Christmas tree. They were called "Mrazić Darko". 😂
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