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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 —

@darkmageyordle.bsky.social
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𝘈 𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. . .

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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s sweating. So he’s walking around naked. It’s his castle he can do what he wants! (💢)
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Of course I’m generous! Only when I want to be! Hehehehe! [Snickering away. Leaning back in and smooching Adleigh right on his cheek.] I hope you won’t disappoint me with your next potion.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You missed your boss treating you all kindly, I understand. [A smooch on his forehead before letting him go.] I’m in a good mood. So perhaps I may even treat you!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[Grabs him by the hips and brings him closer. Gazing directly into Adleigh’s soul.] Hello, darling! Miss me?
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Appears. Full of aura and evilness!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fatty… Cue the yordle patting his gut.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
|| I need wings for the aura tbh.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
|| I need to practice it more too don’t worry. Only completed it once weeks ago. We can get better together. 😤
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
|| CONGRATS Now help me with Everkeep extreme 🔫
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sounds like the dark lord might have a hand in helping him! Heheheh~
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
❝︎ Hmph, how so? ❞
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
❝︎ That’ll be the day. But alas, I still need to get my revenge on you. For shredding my clothes to bits. ❞
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
❝︎ Just say it. You missed me and my flawless antics. ❞
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Only you would say that… actually, no you’re not. Everyone thinks I’m the greatest, evil being around!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
|| HES COOOOOL
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
❝︎ I’m hotter by the way. ❞
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah, I’m good looking. (✨)
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Shall you lead the way then? I’m new to this forest. But I’m ready. [He’ll gather his minions eventually. But the curiosity of this area peaked the Dark lords interest.] Don’t die on me immediately after starting to work for me. Talk about being useless by then.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
While I appreciate the warning there’s no need! Those little minions can take quite the blow. [Some can, not all.] I’ll call them over. But until then, it’s us two heading over I presume?
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A pleasure to be working with you! Now for our first task… an /evil/ task. [Clapping his hands together, mimicking the others movements as his eyes squint.] …We pack your things! And by we I mean my minions!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The one, the only… VEIGAR! Hehehehe!! [Cue the dark lord laughing menacingly, like a typical villain one would. Before stopping and coughing into his hand.] Ahem. . . Yes, you’re now my alchemist. You will be provided the essentials and even a study area. . . And you are? Hm?
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Demanding, I like that. [Pondering for a moment. Like three little dots might’ve actually appeared over his head.] . . .Perhaps I’ll consider. Lots of extra space in my castle needs to be used, I’ll allow it!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Consider yourself lucky then, as there isn’t many veteran alchemists around here. [Ones that he gets along with anyway.] Of COURSE I’m royalty! I have my own castle and my own minions to do my biding! [Just gonna pretend he is anyway-]
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Believe me I’m no stranger to potion making. I’ve dabbled into it but… it seems learning magic is more suited for me. I’ll take your warning into account, though. Running into you reminds me I have been needing an alchemist of some caliber for some. . . /Evil/ plans.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Over ten years of experience is impressive I must say. I had my doubts, but this potion seems to be of high quality. Greatly increasing magic is useful… but what of the side effects? Surely there must be some.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hm. . . [Staring at the flask, his hands underneath his chin. Comedically going around said flask to examine it.] It’s perfect, quite stunning and flawless work I must say. Tell me random, how long have you been doing alchemy? [He may have a customer…!!]
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hm. . . I have been needing potions of some caliber recently. Fine, what do you have? [Walking closer to the other male. The mage wanting to know just what kind of potions he has.]
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You have a keen eye, I’m an incredible mage! [The Yordle’s attention was now fully aimed at Adleigh. Two short males gazing at each other, Veigar’s yellow eyes beaming at them.] And who might you be? Perhaps you’ll be worth my time.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The amazing, stunning, dark lord has ARRIVED! …For a limited time. He’s a busy guy.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Perhaps… he should make a return
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𝘕𝘜𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙 𝘖𝘕𝘌 — 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ @beats-n-blazes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I didn’t think you would accept. . . Alright, go for it. But don’t stare at my cheeks.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Yeah? Don’t you do it too?
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Walks onto the timeline ass naked. Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone. As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I don’t want to see you naked that’s— . . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache! If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢 No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous. A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Me?! Looking forward to it?! As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Oh he’s here alright. I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Teemo That bastard. . .
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
❝︎ Hmph, my butt jiggles WAY more than yours fat guy. ❞ Two smacks to the big booty!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
KICKS HIS ASS
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?! He DEMANDS the attention!
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𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Does he wanna test that theory out?
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