𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026He’s sweating. So he’s walking around naked. It’s his castle he can do what he wants! (💢) 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026❝︎ That’ll be the day. But alas, I still need to get my revenge on you. For shredding my clothes to bits. ❞ 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026❝︎ Just say it. You missed me and my flawless antics. ❞ 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The amazing, stunning, dark lord has ARRIVED! …For a limited time. He’s a busy guy. 120
Reposted by 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 —𝘕𝘜𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙 𝘖𝘕𝘌 — 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ @beats-n-blazes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026 ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏 .ᐟ 11010
Reposted by 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 —. ⏾⋆.˚ 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ─ ₊𖥔 @sleepyfamiliar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026temp pinned 11515
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I didn’t think you would accept. . . Alright, go for it. But don’t stare at my cheeks. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here! 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together! 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Walks onto the timeline ass naked. Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone. As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies. 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I don’t want to see you naked that’s— . . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful! 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache! If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day. 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢 No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance! 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous. A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work. 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Me?! Looking forward to it?! As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me! 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Oh he’s here alright. I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?! He DEMANDS the attention! 020
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Because. . . You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up. 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time. I’ll be the one to lead us to victory. 010
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before… Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Y-You remembered? I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025And you need a shower! So damn dirty! (They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.) Tch… 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Indeed I am gonna be the— [Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.] What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me! [Hey he isn’t struggling!] 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I said forget it! [Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.] I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it. [Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.] Hmph, forget it. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.] I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house. [Shoving the flower into his pocket.] You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.] . . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you. [The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.] 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met. [He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!] Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Ignore us this is a matter of— A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?! 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however. 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing. Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨ 000
𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 — @darkmageyordle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I can see it from right here. You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face! 000
