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Alex genuinely what the fuck are you talking about Like I'm confused but also interested

Took like 3 or 4 draws, then threw the thing away (in an ashtray, don't worry) and I feel like I'm gonna need to brush my teeth twice to get rid of that flavour in my mouth HOLY SHIT that's disgusting

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 7h

I'll stick with my 0% nic vape thank you very much At least this shit smells like a candy store, can taste like fucking blueberry blast if I want to and costs like 10€ per bottle of juice that lasts me over a month

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 7h

Tried herbal cigs just to try them out Taste like nothing (maybe some bitterness but that's about it) Smell terrible (even worse than regular cigarettes) Expensive af, can't get them anywhere Why do people like smoking again?

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 05/10/2026

As much as I love my Google Pixel, I'm getting a new phone at some point. Being FORCED to use their stupid AI assistant is the last straw. It was perfectly fine to have the stupid Google Assistant do shit for me when not wanting to use my phone but NO, you HAVE to use Gemini now Fuck off Google

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 04/10/2026

Wanted to redo that with my Avali (join my cult) #render #avali #meme

two panel comic of my Avali
1st panel, I am looking very concerned at someone off-frame "Can't you see? Those EVIL CULTS are trying to take advantage of you?"
2nd panel, I am motioning at myself with a smile "So you should join MY CULT instead!"

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 04/10/2026

THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU LMAO

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 04/10/2026

Can you do an anime laugh and then say "this isn't even my final form" please it'd be so funny

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 01/10/2026

I don't even watch cracked movies, I just hop into popcorn palace, punch in the magic code and watch my shit there

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 30/09/2026

Beautifully hand crafted action adventure vs Ugly Point and click / dating sim where you play as a 35 year old following the wizard of oz story I know what I'd pick

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 29/09/2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LEFT THE FILE I NEED THIS RIGHT THIS SECOND

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 29/09/2026

Tellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutittellmeaboutit :333333

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 29/09/2026

The left woke? Why are they awake at this hour, they should be sleeping!!

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bulbageddon (🎂oct12) @bulbert.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

*grows, flaunts my ass, shrinks, then plummets into the abyss tbh*

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 29/09/2026

Where is that mod, I need it right this second

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 27/09/2026

I'm not a girl, I'm not a guy, I'm not nonbinary, get that in your fucking head already, I'm so tired of being gendered

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 27/09/2026

Ok so first of all fuck you

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 26/09/2026

Buddy if I was listening to my body, I'd go to McDonald's and eat 6 McChickens, that's terrible advice for making me feel better

Android notification from the Google Health app, titled "A poor night's sleep"

The text reads "It looks like you had a challenging night of sleep. Focus on listening to your body to feel your best today."

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

For the record, I have never made an NSFW comm

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

The Blender version of that would be "You make NSFW comms, that means you see other people's OC NAKED?" "Yeah" "Whoa... Lucky you ;)" ... Buddy. I've been staring at their ass for the last hour, trying to make the pose look somewhat natural. I'm slamming my head against my desk.

tumblr post from user professorpineapple which reads

"you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?"

"yeah"is

"whoa....those lucky artists ;)"

...buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

I know like 5 people including myself

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

Sounds like fuck all Either "I don't care" or "I want to have sex with all of them" Idk which one would be better tbh

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

FuckKryo THANKS... I GUESS?????

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

*someone (me) laying face flat on the floor in the background because I just slipped*

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

Man Mayus are so cool I wish cats were real

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026

Verbesserungsvorschlag: Playstation kämpft gegen sich selbst

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Bring Me the Horizon Lyrics Bot @bmthlyricsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I read a fun fact about the brain and how it starts to deteriorate when we get to twenty-seven or thereabouts (yeah)

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 24/09/2026

Take a guess how I know your taste LOL

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 24/09/2026

I mean girl go for it you got some hella good taste and who tf cares so

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 24/09/2026

Is aniimo good like is it worth getting into

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 24/09/2026

I was making a joke, sorry if that wasn't clear

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 22/09/2026

>Hops on OW >5 matches back to back playing nothing but support >12k healing every time, using my abilities well, protecting teammates from certain death >get the occasional kill every now and then >Loses all 5 matches, some very close, some not close at all What causes this?

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 22/09/2026

Gonna need to recreate this w/ my Avali

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 22/09/2026