DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 01/10/2026I don't even watch cracked movies, I just hop into popcorn palace, punch in the magic code and watch my shit there 110
Reposted by DarkKryo bulbageddon (🎂 10/12) @bulbert.bsky.social · 01/11/2024*grows, flaunts my ass, shrinks, then plummets into the abyss tbh* 610027
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 27/09/2026I'm not a girl, I'm not a guy, I'm not nonbinary, get that in your fucking head already, I'm so tired of being gendered 010
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 26/09/2026Buddy if I was listening to my body, I'd go to McDonald's and eat 6 McChickens, that's terrible advice for making me feel better 030
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 25/09/2026The Blender version of that would be "You make NSFW comms, that means you see other people's OC NAKED?" "Yeah" "Whoa... Lucky you ;)" ... Buddy. I've been staring at their ass for the last hour, trying to make the pose look somewhat natural. I'm slamming my head against my desk. 140
Reposted by DarkKryoBring Me the Horizon Lyrics Bot @bmthlyricsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I read a fun fact about the brain and how it starts to deteriorate when we get to twenty-seven or thereabouts (yeah) 011
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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 22/09/2026>Hops on OW >5 matches back to back playing nothing but support >12k healing every time, using my abilities well, protecting teammates from certain death >get the occasional kill every now and then >Loses all 5 matches, some very close, some not close at all What causes this? 011
Reposted by DarkKryo🩸✨Lord Lucian✨🩸 @vampbirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026HOPE!!! JOY!!! WONDERMENT!!! GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE!!!!! 🥹 2214
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 20/09/2026Crashing into trees and catching bullets to the head. Playing some Wardogs with frens! www.twitch.tv/darkkryowotwitch.tvDarkKryowo - Live on TwitchCrashing into trees and catching bullets in the head. Playing Wardogs with @KreldinStarfeather and @noravoilyn | Streaming wardogs. 031
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 17/09/2026I am the opposite of Chatgpt, it just took me an hour to write an email and I didn't have any water today 010
Reposted by DarkKryoPolaris, Oneironaut @oneiralchroma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Deluge By @kestrelcorvus.bsky.social , an absolutely stunning piece. Thank you so much for taking the time to work on this! 15429137
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 16/09/2026My body is a machine that turns depression into unfinished unity projects 010
Reposted by DarkKryoAstral @silvally.gay · 16/09/2026Gym Leader me Mutagen and DNA researcher that got infected by the very mutagen he looks into. Consequence: It gave him an additional type. He is now Ice/Ghost, a Froslad, if you will. No, he's not dead By @lyutsirov.bsky.social Thanks for bringing him to life! Now to figure out a name... 2116
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 14/09/2026Sure I'd like to work but the problem is that I'm very very eebysleeby 020
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 11/09/2026Playing Minecraft hardcore, day 2: electric boogaloo www.twitch.tv/darkkryowotwitch.tvDarkKryowo - Live on TwitchHaven't played Minecraft in ages, let's see how far we get! | Streaming minecraft. 030
Reposted by DarkKryoHiug - Comms open! @assohiug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Full scene for falclinor on twitter Thank you again for trusting me with this one! #furry #furryart 2289109
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 05/09/2026I'm a sleeper build, not because I'm something powerful in an unassuming package, but because I'm very sleepy Goodnight 010
Reposted by DarkKryoPokémon Day Bot @pokemondaybot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Good morning! It is now September 5th in Japan, which means it is Leafeon x Glaceon Day ( #リフィグレの日 ) and Ninetales Day ( #キュウコンの日 )! 016861
Reposted by DarkKryoJacketPD @jacketpd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026HEY, NEW AVALI STICKER SET IS OUT! The 5 previous stickers were re-made, and 5 new stickers were added! All yours to color for only 5usd on Ko-fi!!! ko-fi.com/s/01c8a6091b If you like them, have ideas for more stickers, or need a hand, contact me anytime X3 011445
Reposted by DarkKryosnakes but scary 🐍🎃 @lamiamania.bsky.social · 01/09/2026wow that's true... I was inspired 2982306
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 31/08/2026Just got an email with the text: "[...] After quick research, I found out that [...]" My only interpretation of that would be "I asked an AI about it" lol 010
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 30/08/2026Me when the Me when When the Me when the shark when the Me when the Nanami Kryo 050
Reposted by DarkKryo Cloud Creature @0ceancoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I dont think I ever really have 273485836
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 28/08/2026I haven't played Minecraft "properly" in ages. Let's see how far I can get! Hardcore ofc :> www.twitch.tv/darkkryowotwitch.tvDarkKryowo - TwitchCult Leader and God of Death - Sometimes I Stream or somethin — DarkKryowo streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 010
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 28/08/2026So fun fact I've never beaten Minecraft legit, and I kinda wanna do it on stream because hoo boy a lot of things happened since I last "legitimately" played Minecraft 010
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 27/08/2026The Big Mac index is so funny to me like "How do we explain economics to Americans?" "Ok so imagine a cheeseburger" 020
Reposted by DarkKryoAllyKat's Art Blog (AKArtz) @allykatartz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's her world, we're just living in it! 324172
DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 26/08/2026How about we don't put anyone in any position of power who has a "controversies" chapter on their Wikipedia page 030