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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

As usual I've gone WAY too hard. I need more friends who like wrestling and sweet potato chili 😂 I realize that it's 85 degrees but it's also October and we have to chili at some point

Large Dutch oven filled with sweet potato chili

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's ok, we all have to do these things sometimes. But it will be refreshing to hang out with my weirdos again!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I know I have high standards but it was barely Halloween themed. And 30 minutes from my house. And hanging out with people I no longer connect with has left me feeling really blah today.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Excited to spend my evening at a winery (I don't drink) that only serves food I can't eat 🙃 at least it's "Halloween themed" for the season?

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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The truest and best purpose of this clown game is to rank my cats by how likely you are to get to pet each one Angus = 10pts Jellybean = 25pts Sam = 5pts

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ohhhhh! I've noticed your nails and thought "how does she grow them so long and perfect?" I didn't know builder gel could be done diy. I'm going to have to look into this!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm increasingly interested in becoming a fancy medium long nailed girly and I don't even know myself anymore! Due to press ons I've discovered they don't hinder my crafting so I'm only held back by my fear of the unknown at the salon... and adding a new expense to my life

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Family Guy Peter

Alt: Family Guy Peter typing with long nails

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've had 2 this week. One because I dared to stand in the sun for 20 minutes and one just as a treat I guess. I expect more as the weather turns next week. So fun! I'm on a decent preventative but spring and fall can't be stopped!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Woke up with the traditional fall migraine myself this morning

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

On this episode of the podcast, we grow, win, and transcend as we take a look at Bloody Tennis, the queer sports horror film from Nikias Chryssos, now streaming on Shudder. Also, bonus feature! We HAD to talk about Buzzkill from director Jem Garrard on Tubi!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It must be seen to be believed! Perhaps it warrants a softer "plush dong gong"?

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Posted in the neighborhood Facebook group to find out how many trick or treaters to be prepared for and now have a neighbor friend and a line on some crazy drama that I need to know more about. LIVING for this tea!

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Seulisasoo Sips Tea

Alt: Morticia Addams Sips Tea

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No short list can capture all the great zombie movies, but here are some of our favorites! Amable over to the couch and queue up a couple!

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How about something to make your own kids more terrifying? Wait, no, that's not what we want! Maybe we just lightly scare them with a little gateway horror! These lists offer something for all ages!

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You always miss some on lists like these 😂

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Man, kids can really be terrifying!! Here are some of the scariest children in cinema! Are there any kids that you find particularly creepy??

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Commercials for the Time Life Book series Mysteries of the Unknown. Movies never really scared me but the thought of aliens peeking in my windows was horrifying.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This sounds like a dream and I can't wait until I have a bathtub big enough to fit me again so I can try it out!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We're not 100% but I can walk in without turning around and running away... and more importantly I can sew again! Eventually I'll have to reorganize every shelf in here but for now I'll get by.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got offered some last minute tickets and decided to BOOT SCOOT!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More Westboro Baptists picketing at Brooks and Dunn than at Kacey Musgraves is something I did not expect

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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Progress report! Started over 3 times but it's going fairly well now. If you see me working on this don't talk to me, my brain is BUSY!

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Looking for a scary experiment? Here's a look back at some of our favorite takes on the Frankenstein story! Please use caution when dabbling in necromancy!

Frankenstein Horror Picks:
Lisa Frankenstein
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Edward Scissorhands
Depraved
Re-Animator
Frankenweenie
Young Frankensteins
Frankenhooker

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why TF are episodes of Halloween Baking Challenge so long??

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was really going to get some things done after I logged out of work... but then it started raining and now it's too cozy. Tea and toast it is!

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stressed about getting older? Why not make it worse with some films that capture the horrors of aging! These are some of our favorite movies about, or focused on, the elderly!

Elderly Horror Picks:
Bubba Ho-tep
Relic (2020)
The Taking of Deborah Logan
Ghost Story
The Dark and the Wicked
Brooklyn 45

Elderly Horror Picks:
The Skeleton Key
The Rule of Jenny Pen
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Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
The Exorcist III

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thinking about starting a new career as an influencer, but instead of being a Trad Wife Im going to be a Rad Wife. Embracing the 80s, the plan is to spend my days smoking Virginia Slims, drinking Tab, going to Jazzercise and watching soap operas. Feathering my hair right now!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've seen most of mine multiple times because I'm a broken person 😂

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As if Mondays aren't bad enough... let's talk about our Discomfort Horror picks! These are the movies that absolutely made our skin crawl and maybe we never want to see them again! What are your discomfort picks?

Nick's Discomfort Horror picks:
Hostel
The Girl Next Door
Martyrs
Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Requiem For A Dream
Cannibal Holocaust
We Are The Flesh

Julie's Discomfort Horror picks:
Maniac
The Leech
Baskin
The Descent
The Lodge
House of 1000 Corpses
The Last House On The Left
The Sadness

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok but I'm laughing at the thought of offering one that you don't have and then being like "well that's too bad..." 😂

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last game of the season, the store is 40% off, time to get the "Rude" Dogs hat I've been thinking about since they put it out! I don't need it... but I have no self control when it comes to hot dogs.

Baseball stadium in the background, ball cap in the foreground. Cap is cream color with 3 excited anthropomorphic hot dogs and the bill is black and white checkered

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got about halfway...not bad for an hour and a half of work! We're very close to being able to sew again!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have eradicated nearly every instance of "oil rubbed bronze" in this house and it feels like I'm doing the lord's work 🫡

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My only thoughts, that no one asked for, on the iced coffee at a job interview bologna is that rich people REALLY hate that the rest of us also get to enjoy the peak treat that is iced coffee. They are CONSTANTLY mad about something iced coffee related 😂

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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oooh I can't wait to see it! And for everyone to know how much I toxically love Michael Myers!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have more slow cookers than most people need (I use them all) but of course I had to get the one that looks like a cauldron!

Slow cooker shaped like a black cauldron

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