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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Some people say absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly nine thanks me for no longer having to deal with such a giant, selfish douche.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“I gotta do it everyday”☺️

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now that he’s lost his lisp, phil swift isn’t really that fun anymore.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There’s not one stadium that would go broke if they didn’t book an ed sheeran concert. If he was actually for the people hecwouldve told bob kraft to fuck off and then played 3 or 4 shows at smaller venues around boston.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

People who misuse the word theory are annoying as fuck

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Are they champions or sham pions?🤷‍♂️

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you have appletv and aren’t watching #slowhorses, you should. So good!! New season starts this week😍

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We should call ai bi because it really is bad intelligence

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don’t trust any product/service that pays celebrities for endorsements, especially when it’s obvious that the celebrity would never use that product. When’s the last time walton goggins walked into walmart? 1978?

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was thinking about cleaning my house. I didn’t but since i thought about it, it counts, right?!😂

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Having to obey traffic control devices when there’s no traffic is for shit.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You can be great but if youre full of it, suddenly you become an integral part of a sewer drainage system. English is so weird.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This arbitrary point in space hold no meaning for the universe.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

AI just makes it harder for my email app to filter out junk mail. AI can fuckin suck it.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Is sanity the price we pay for realizing our own mortality?

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ᑕᕼᗴᖇYᒪ @cheryl2877.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I have a penchant for leaving my boss super long winded voicemails and then claiming ignorance when he calls me back. He hates me🤣

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Whenever i go on a walk, i always hold of complaining about it until at least half way. That way, no matter how much i complain, im still walking the same.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If your sketchers are carbon infused does that mean they’re organic?

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’m so old that on my birthday i celebrate with an extra nap

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

“Candy says, ‘i hate the big decisions yhat cause the endless revisions in my mind and that’s why i’m doing fine.’ “

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The sun is 20 years old, relatively speaking.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Even though i’m staring at the receipt, my payment has declined 750,000 times; according to all the junk/phishing emails i receive around payment time🤦‍♂️🤣 Vile 💩italist 🤡🤡 Want me mum’s maiden name too?😡

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Did i find a morel this morning - first one ever - to at least make make today’s soggy walk worth it?!😍

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Im a citizen of earth, yo. And it’s high time everyone else figured this out too. Dehumanization has to stop!

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I will prefer to live on west oak street and not east oak street. Every time!!

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The earth has no boundary, yet it’s finite is size. Extrapolate💫

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Saw this debt relief commercial on the telly, that starts with this dude saying, “he’s used to taking care of himself” Uh, then what’s with the debt?🤦‍♂️😂

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Sometimes life is odiously onerous but still way too short to speed up my inevitable demise much - superunknown

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I had 6 great money-making ideas today and if they work out and if i feel like i wanna make even more money, maybe i’ll write a book about them and share🤣🤪🤦‍♂️

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

For those of you thinking that you give 110%, please see a doctor forthwith.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just so you know, ‘calling out’ is not a thing. Nobody will answer. You have to call in to stay out.

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Sometimes people like to say, “it’s the thought that counts.” but when it comes to payables they’d actually prefer it if you pay without thinking🤦‍♂️🤣

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

You’ve got good words so you can’t play anymore unless you pay us - er ‘subscribe’🤦‍♂️🖕😂

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I don’t care where you work but if you’re advertising for them and not getting paid extra, just what the f is your problem?

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“How i’m speaking doesn’t have anything to do with what i’m talking about.”

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

When i forget my weed on the walk🤦‍♂️ i thank God that im a lil high all the time anyway🤣

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Darius Blake @dariusblakeny.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The internet’s as dumb as it’s ever been and Ai is doing nothing to make it smarter

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