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@daoist.bsky.social
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 7h
not even in the same ballpark but Google photos is also great at putting together collages of dogs you suddenly stopped taking new pictures of approximately 1 year ago.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
do something or resign
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
replace your office chair with one of those barstools that have a footrest. done and done!
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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
JR: I don't know how I could have made it any plainer that I did not want what has happened to happen. I have given the government every single benefit of the doubt that it would not do precisely what it has done
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a cool thing about being wrong and changing your mind is, once you do it you’re not wrong anymore
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we need full accountability and transparency on where the fuck Jeffries' spine went.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh good accountability. Gonna count up all the shit they do and then that's it.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they should just ASK MY WIFE! Am I right, fellas? fellas?
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Starting in a garage sounds great to my Midwestern sensibilities. What I didn't know is how rich you had to be to: * own a home in the area * WITH a garage * enough room to not need to put a car, bedrm, or stuff in there * money to fill that garage with thousands of dollars of computers in the 70s.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When counsel says "not that I'm aware" could the judge order them to call their client and ask, affirmatively, for an answer? That way they can definitely be held in contempt when they lie.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A tip for those who are hunting for Arcee in #Blokees #Transformers Galaxy Version 09 Darkest Hour: Find the box that weighs almost nothing. It should feel empty. Aside from a slight rattle, a "this guy from bsky is trying to trick me into buying an empty box..." feeling is what you're looking for.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think not enough people think of this. There's more than one failure mode of the current AI push: 1. AI gets super intelligent, exterminates us (wank wank eyeroll) 2. AI sucks, but bosses use it anyhow. (what is actually happening right now) Everyone should watch this: youtu.be/EUrOxh_0leE
youtu.be
AI does not exist but it will ruin everything anyway
YouTube video by Angela Collier
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
get all that *filthy* brake dust off
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
many such cases
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really don't understand why they are trying to make them sentient, or how that would be a good idea at all. If these models become sentient, then that means whoever controls the model is engaged in slavery. We already had a war about whether slavery is good or bad. So um fellas, don't do that.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
at this point I'd take a repainted cassettebot as lug, and a retool of Tails from the sonic/tails as anode, as long as the retool included storage of Lug's cargo-mode¹ in alt mode, and backpack-mode² in robot mode (on their back) ¹ The cassette, obv ² The cassette, maybe sideways
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am so sorry
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yet another well-reasoned and straightforward posting. Yes, please, do more like this.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA telling us we got to use the computer's pronouns now
screenshot of truth social post by djt:

The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence,* as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone already made this joke, but you see, as a true reply guy, I FOR SURE didn't scroll down even slightly before hitting reply
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's all @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts, isn't it?
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the goosebumps just kept going! After Galactica jumped back into space and there was that long zoom out, I was 100% bought in on what was obviously about to happen
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
earlier I was worried you were in trouble but glad to see you're a-ok now.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the internet, being full of wrong people, has finally forced me to upload a tiktok.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the entire soundtrack album is great
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See, this is why there shouldn't be any debate about trans people. There's just no way in hell anyone would wake up, pause the game of life, and bump the difficulty from "easy" to "nightmare" unless they really fucking meant it.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
after a party in college I passed out sitting on a couch in the apartment of my ex girlfriend and her two roommates that hated my fucking guts and I woke up with a blanket on me.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I sometimes forget myself and need to be reminded that you're not a spicy takes-haver who chose his handle after the author who laid the cornerstone of the fiction I read as I came online as an adult.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for some reason the scene from the Star Trek TNG movie where Data is happily scanning for life forms goes through my head
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think math is a great example that it's deeper than parroting. Math symbols have more strict patterns than general language, and most examples in training data are how to arrange them. it does not surprise me that models would end up able to produce mostly correct math equations.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we should cancel him because apparently there was enough convincing evidence to force the university to suspend him for a semester.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hell yeah man sure, show me your phishing playbook.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"um, actually, 'queries take so long your users cancel them out of frustration' is working as intended" is not quite the support case slam dunk answer you think it is, man.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jerry, hallowed be thy no.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really love the sense that Dinniman builds that, although Carl is the main character, he's not the only character, and stuff happens off-page all the time. Also if anyone hurts my special boy I will be very upset.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hell yeah, good dog.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fwiw, spam email is something you can deal with by simply 100% ignoring it forever. Whatever google does with it after I die, I don't care. Most other "problems" that AI can solve in my personal life are simply shit that never needs to be done.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the stupid speaker stopped letting my kids add stuff to the list without setting up an account for them, we grumbled and kept going because it still worked for most of the family. as soon as it stops letting us add "fancy bread" and "normal bread" to the list we are back to pens and paper.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I transform new figures first without the instructions, no matter how complicated. At least I try. With Lucky Cat Cyber Goddess CG01 Venus (Arcee), I failed and had to check. There I discovered I needed to hide her butt cheeks under the dashboard. #transformers #transformerstoypics
Lucky Cat Cyber Goddess CG01 Venus (Arcee) in car mode. Picture from front right of car.Lucky Cat Cyber Goddess CG01 Venus (Arcee) in car mode. Picture of interior from just over the trunk lid. The interior has seats, a dashboard, steering wheel, and even a rear-view mirror.Lucky Cat Cyber Goddess CG01 Venus (Arcee) in car mode. Picture from rear left of car. You can see the opening doors, steering wheel, and seats.Lucky Cat Cyber Goddess CG01 Venus (Arcee) in robot mode. Picture is looking up at her. One hand is on her hip, the other outstretched towards the camera.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's wild out here seeing kids go nuts over figures ive got in my storage totes because the shelves are full of new stuff
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you've probably thought of this, but make sure your stove's vent hood actually vents outside. Otherwise your whole house will be permanently tasty.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hear me out; if you time it juuuuuuust right, they might hire you.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello, yes, I sent the RFB No, no; no demo, just rotate it like 1.5⁰ is all. I mean, if you can't rotate a garage I've got other bids coming in... hello? uh...hello?
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. The real go-getter move is to bring a tub of ice cream and jug of milk and make a shake for yourself right there. No sharing; they should have brought their own.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't quite have everything, but I had a lot of vtm, ww, mage, and wto. after all that I read the clan novels too. My favorite world building was all the weird stuff going on in the technocracy and the interaction btw vtm and wto
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the source books were good enough to just read on their own
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#worldofdarkness
close up of a Clan Nosferatu tattoo
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they've pledged to keep the number of ongoing EU books low, but they keep adding more properties. I like MASK so far, but I think it would have been better to have 2 TF ongoings set on earth and cybertron.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
at a thing about monarch butterflies at the local library and honestly gotta hat tip the 6 year old in the front who answers all of the presenters questions and honestly didn't need to be here today because she already knows all the butterfly facts.
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nobody wants to read a wall of filth vomited out by a robot or human. I might truly be onboard if, when I clicked the "Use AI to fix this" button it just neated things up and inserted bullet points. Maybe shorten a thing or two.
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