Sign in

Dan Coyote

@dantecoyote.bsky.social
225 followers 341 following 3.1K posts

I hate all your terms for everything I am. Probably blocked you for posting AI slop. Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you. At an undiagnosed location on a number of spectra.

PostsRepliesMedia
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 14h
I may be stupid but I can write a logical sentence without the need for an Oxford comma.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 18h
The Oxford comma has no place in British English.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 22h
What is compost.
030
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 23h
Aaand now I'm conflicted because it turns out it might be ai. It's a good joke. But I guess you're not going to pay voice actors for what is essentially a throw away joke that won't bring in any income.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GitHub? Have you been speaking to my wife?
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is also a 'few gigs in the local area'* joke but honestly it would sully it. *Minor tour...
020
Reposted by Dan Coyote
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x
29694141
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is also perfect.
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love minesweeper so this got a click before I got the joke but it's perfect. minesweeper.mikelacher.com
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
100
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reckon Rob heard the latest RHLSTP (sad loss btw) and thought 'seen that before' and dug it out. Somebody knows.
Richard E. Grant, he not of RHLSTP fame, holding up a slate on which the name 'Richard' has been written. 

Image by https://bsky.app/profile/stuaa.bsky.social I believe.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First time watching The Traitors. Do you, always root for the traitors or am I biased with who these are?
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social ?
040
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/dant...
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The I know what I want and I want it now generation.
010
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mr Vain?
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Over centuries wheat's generic diversity had reduced; it is in bread.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Image of a keyboard with the Alt and 8 keys covered by yellow masks, each with a capital A in black.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SpongeBob pulling a stupid face and saying 'Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film'.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rhodes, Leeds, Rome.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Original pirate material. You're listening to the streets.
010
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I imagined they'd be one of a kind.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy to find any excuse to block them. Nothing of value was lost.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well the not filmed bit.
010
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was done, either by Armando Iannucci or Charlie Brooker.
210
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should put /s when we're not being sarcastic to help the sarcasm impaired.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Double HJ, Grommet?
static.klipy.com
Wallace
Alt: Wallace doing his signature glee hands.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Note to self, always includes a swearword in my punchlines.
100
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fairford Five, Forfar Four.
010
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's looking forward to signing each one personally. Which, even generously assuming he takes just a second to scrawl his distinctive signature, would have him signing continuously for over 8 years. For those unfamiliar with what his signature looks like:
Donald J Trump's signature at the bottom of a cryptic birthday message to his good friend, Jeffery Epstein. The message has crudely drawn lines that imply a torso without arms and very small breasts. 

It's probably nothing of any significance.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump promises to give $12b to millionaires if republicans win the midterms.
100
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Green Glass (Empty). Wordle 1,933 4/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordleArt
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a classic use of the words 'up to'. The only guarantee you get from a deodorant 'that lasts up to 48 hours' is that it will stop working in less than 48 hours. It could be 1 hour, but guaranteed not to be 49 hours.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can only assume they're too scared of the right-wing press to do anything about the right-wing press.
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brown belt, second Dan.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feels almost complicit. They could champion an unbiased news organisation and make changes but choose to ignore the threat it poses to their position in government and the nation. Have to see how Burnham handles things but, for the most part, Labour have looked entirely unprepared for government.
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this a catchphrase or do you save this response for me? (The Kitson reference is lost on me, sadly). bsky.app/profile/toky...
101
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sensible one.
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't tar all of the BBC with the same brush, but certainly the news arm is unbalanced to the right. I don't understand how the Tories managed to work it in their favour and Labour are happy to accept it as is.
110
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crowd surfing is such an amazing feeling, glad this guy got to experience it. I wish everyone could.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't seem to find Astro Boy anywhere to rent, wonder if there's any similar movies...
000
Reposted by Dan Coyote
Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Suella Braverman English? 🍞
1333576
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was the start of a fun few days.
An orange bucket sits on a shelf beneath two holes in the ceiling. Directly below, out of shot, an electrical socket that hinted at an issue when it began fizzing. Directly above, also out of sight, a toilet.
050
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is interesting that an act of terrorism is classed as 'local news'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
42610
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Führer
140
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This works for many because the dialing codes were, mostly, aligned with the alphabetical ordering of the place names.
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not quite. If you know you're in the same area as the area code you can omit it. If you don't know, you can still include it and it would still work.
010
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nigel Farage, out of habit, just claimed he had no knowledge Richard was a traitor. #CelebTraitors
000
Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here dies football.
000