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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 17h
I know that they had never been promoted or relegated until they went down a few years ago.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely not. Thought this too for a while but it's much more fun laughing at the idiots, safe in the knowledge that you know who it is.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have to go down to Gainsborough Trinity in the Northern Premier (step 3) for the first team that's gone longer...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They've played in the old European Cup but not in the Champions League proper. I think the Spanish team you remember beating them in qualifying was Villarreal.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm assuming The Question was 'Who has just played his one great game for Spurs but will never set foot on grass again?'
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly this.
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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much talk about parents 'rushing' to get ECHP's & diagnoses. Both take enormous amounts of time & stress. No one's doing that for fun. People do it because they've exhausted other routes to get help for their kids. It'd be excellent if kids got real support... www.theguardian.com/education/20...
theguardian.com
Labour Send changes at risk as parents rush to secure support, say experts
Overhaul of special education in England could unravel, thinktank finds, because of ‘use it before you lose it’ dynamic
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He never fulfilled his potential as he disappeared from games too much, but he always seemed to play well against arsenal and Man Utd.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One more glass won't hurt...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leicester and Stoke's second best keeper of all time.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was thinking this...
Ooh Betty!
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Phil Free @philfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“He was a thief too. But that’s fine because he was a rich & famous thief.” Here lies Jeffrey Archer - @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/here-lies-...
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Here lies Jeffrey Archer
The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And his offside goal in the semi. What an away day that was...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also George Hunt who scored over 100 goals for us in the 30s but then won the league with Woolwich, the Judas bastard
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honourable mentions for Tommy Harmer, my grandad's favourite player, and Willie Hall (not the name of a sex museum), who once scored five goals in half an hour for England - including a 4 minute hat-trick.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Torn between Glenn Hoddle and Scott Houghton.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course this would be exactly the same if it had been a black man beating a white woman...
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ChumpTrump @chumptrump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Niche
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John Bentley @johnbentlegs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep their names and faces in the public eye.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Reignited debate'. If you're entering debate about gang rape instead of simply condemning the perpetrators and those who did nothing to stop it, then you have a serious problem.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Julie's got more handles than Samsonite.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But they're bang up for a religious holiday / secular celebration.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And if they stretch it out to the year so far, it's 1-1...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Girl Holding 'You Ok?' Sign
Alt: Girl Holding 'You Ok?' Sign
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone will be richer and happier with more bankruptcy and unemployment? Wtf? Does he even read the bollocks he writes?
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny way to spell 'Cornwall'.
Doom Bar ad with slogan 'A million miles from Monday'.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd assumed that I would have no interest in her music whatsoever, until I saw her Glastonbury set.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isn't it just?
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very disappointed that the Tottenham Hotspur Party Album wasn't an option.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking Glenn Hoddle.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 9 albums #my9albums www.my9albums.com/s/zCLyIqUWWc Take two...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Four ffs
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 9 albums #my9albums www.my9albums.com/s/8mXf4Ipf4L Ask me in half an hour and at least for of these would change but off the top of my head...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're such a fascist prick that even Jacob Rees-fucking-Mogg is the reasonable one in comparison.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had to tell off my Year 6 class for insulting each other when they make a mistake. The insult in question? You Donald...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only possible case for Edinburgh over Eriksen would be trophies. And even then it would only be made by someone who so never saw them both play.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, you weren't lying.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, I'm stopping now. Same number as Glenn Hoddle's England caps.
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milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been pissing about with building a Play Your Cards Right type game based on Spurs goal scoring records (this is why I was asking for Spurs Women records earlier). It is still really rough but have a play and let me know what you think thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/play-your-co...
thegameisaboutglory.co.uk
The Game Is About Glory
Play Your COYS Right Play Your COYS Right Tottenham Hotspur Goals Only Streak 0 Best 0 Current Card MENS ⚽ Loading… Spurs Competitive Goals 0 Tottenham Goals Next Card MENS ⚽ Loading… S…
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⚽ Play Your COYS Right ⚽ Final Streak: 26 Best Streak: 26 Can you beat my Tottenham Hotspur goal knowledge? #COYS Play here: thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/play-your-co... Let down by Sir Les this time...
thegameisaboutglory.co.uk
The Game Is About Glory
Play Your COYS Right Play Your COYS Right Tottenham Hotspur Goals Only Streak 0 Best 0 Current Card MENS ⚽ Loading… Spurs Competitive Goals 0 Tottenham Goals Next Card MENS ⚽ Loading… S…
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Enjoyed it. Scored 18 - tripped up by Chris Armstrong being more prolific than I thought.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm guessing it's because you can't accept it when someone says no?
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great stuff. And Brammall such a versatile actor.
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Encouraging signs. And I'm sure you'll be on their case if their actions don't match their words.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pikachu & Caterpie: I Know That Feel Bro Meme
Alt: Pikachu & Caterpie: I Know That Feel Bro Meme
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will help us come back up next season though...
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did that last week. Was really pissed off that I didn't know whether I'd scored.
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James Cracknell @jollyjourno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tottenham Hotspur spent over £300m in the summer on eight players who have helped them slump to the bottom of the Premier League. But the ill-advised spending spree may not end there. Today I can reveal Spurs want to buy two historic buildings in Enfield 👇 enfielddispatch.co.uk/moves-by-spu...
enfielddispatch.co.uk
Moves by Spurs to buy two historic buildings in Enfield revealed
Tottenham Hotspur entered into discussions with Enfield Council and Lee Valley Regional Park Authority over purchasing Whitewebbs House and Myddelton House respectively
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