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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its killing me that mike tomlin built a cvs and a pnc bank in his minecraft city
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only news channel i trust
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is truly a healing experience
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the preorder bonus being a low poly red hare is so sick
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they unfortunately need to bite the bullet and delay gta 6 because the game of the year is here and it's dynasty warriors 3 remastered
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when i saw resident evil there was a guy in front of me playing the worst mobile game ive ever seen and every 10 minutes he had to watch the exact same kalshi ad it was a little comforting in its repetition
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no caption needed.
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
exactly
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lebron jame. lebron fucking jame.
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
season doesn't start till january you know the rules
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
went to catch this nl stream and immediately chib was asking justin to get him pregnant. zero beats missed since the army drama
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yupppp he's crazy good live
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this guy was casting sigils in the back of the club
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
corpse husband has officially dropped out of the ed sheeran tour
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
watching the first ep of the mormon wives reality show and i feel like this
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you can always be certain that stanley tucci is out there searching for italy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Block me
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the rizzler has aged gracefully
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
most of the time it really depends
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drake maye-not-be-that-great-tbh
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oot remake link
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
telvanni morrowind playthrough is actively making me a worse person. i just want to spread kindness and not have to cast a levitate spell to traverse every single building
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm such a fake ball knower for just finding this out
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can you believe this username wasn't taken? one of the all time greats
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
safe to assume they still talk about this at yard house times square to this day
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
last thing my grandfather said before he passed in my arms
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
as a lebron stan for about 2 whole months now i'm in his replies like this over the polymarket thing
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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jules ☔️ @rainydayjules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this is gonna be a really useful clip
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
boy george pro-israel ai generated reggae song is an incredible combination of real words
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
these types of photoshops are becoming impossible to find with a search now that he's actually here, i just want to preserve history
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
everyone asking if embiid can last four rounds man i dunno i've never had sex with him before
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
rumor has it that lebron was in philly over the weekend looking at schools for his adult son bronny and that he "really wants to play with superstars paul george and dominick barlow"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank you for your opinion on waffles but we're talking about pancakes little buddy.
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
incredibly washed hippo unfortunately
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Arrille Morrowind pinning Fargoth Morrowind up against the wall of his shop while sensually staring into his eyes
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i was just picked with the 611th pick in the mlb draft. i've never even played baseball before
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it's coming home for real this time i think
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
cristiano ronaldo was playing in the world cup? fatal fury's cristiano ronaldo?
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
brad stevens saying this trade gives them more optionality
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is kinda how id envision barney looking in human form i don't know why or how to explain my thought process
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it's awesome that the only way angel studios can get anyone in to see their movies is to give away tickets and you bet i'm there tomorrow absolutely hating young washington
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
f1 roblox NEEDS a drone mode
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
whoever is in charge of jaylen brown's wikipedia page is refusing to accept reality
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if you sift through the mountain of slop there's such good stuff on there it's remarkable
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
roblox f1 racing is thrilling - 31 year old man
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