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Dan Roberts

@danrobertsvoice.bsky.social
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Morning Radio Host. Writes: funny songs, spooky stories, and questionable jokes. Likes: standup comedy, live music, horror flicks. Opinions are my own.

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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sunshine Coast News ~ Australia @sunshinecoastnews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#BannedBooksWeek
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Repeat this over and over. The lives you save might be your own.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, he's ridiculously obvious. So that's bad. But he gets away with it. You can't argue with success, such as it is.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Remember, the Constitution doesn’t begin with, ‘I, the president.’ It begins with, ‘We, the people.’ ” —Gloria Steinem at the 2017 Women’s March
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wonder what they're actually thinking about? It most certainly isn't prayer. Maybe "one Mississippi, two Mississippi..."
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nailed. It.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Doesn't he have more important things to do as, y'know, President? (Sigh) This is probably safer for all of us, though.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She's very pretty. If only she could tell you where she's been! Glad she made it home. 😊
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gosh, who wants to spend months and months punishing criminals? Sounds like a big ol' pain! Let's just pretend everything is normal instead.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Complex characters that keep you guessing what they'll do next. Looking forward to today's finale!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The real issue isn't left versus right. It's critical thinking versus a system that depends on you never developing it.
—Sofo Archon
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Adorable. 😊
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 16/08/2026
“I don’t believe in climate change.” Dude, this is physics, not Santa Claus.
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Collins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics
Susan Collins campaign photo.
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Glenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More lying per the usual. In this case, grifting credit for things done by others.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At some point in my schooling, I was taught to never limit my news intake to one source. Yet millions of Americans didn't get that message. They willingly jumped aboard the FOX News express. And here we are. It's more complicated than that. But also: here we are. #News #propaganda
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thst would be great, but I worry they won't want to "look like we're being political."
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He never changed. I don't buy into the "he's gone crazy" narrative. He's always been obnoxious and cruel. "Crazy" gives him an excuse, IMO. I do believe he's slipping, as anyone his age is likely to do, but his awful behavior is 100% on brand for any era of Trump.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE AS WELL.......!
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You mean use our brains and not lazily rely on tech that is right only about 60% of the time? Yes. I accept those terms.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Greed is good" was a provocative statement from Wall Street's villain. Any decent viewer at the time shook their head at the notion. The movie was meant to expose 80s excess, not endorse greed in real life. And yes, the actual message of the movie has gotten lost along the way.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So this is the guy taking dumps in mosh-pits at concerts.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/08/2026
Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There can be no better doggie pic than this. WINNER!
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He was my favorite part!
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Even Trump admin officials shouldn't be exempt from fucking right off.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Tonk" is a Border Patrol slur that refers to the sound a metal flashlight makes when used to beat a migrant in the head. And that's the word that Border Patrol agents under the direct command of Greg Bovino were using when bragging about their arrests in Los Angeles last year.
New court filings detail immigration agents in Los Angeles referring to potential targets using racial slurs.
Civil rights groups are asking a federal judge to bar an “ongoing campaign of suspicionless and discriminatory” stops in the Central District of California.
Immigration agents who descended on Los Angeles last summer referred to Latinos using slurs like “tonk” and “wet,” according to body camera footage and text messages detailed in a court filing asking a federal judge to bar agents from making stops based on racial profiling.

After a June raid at Home Depot in Hollywood, body camera footage captured an agent saying: “There was a guy, I’m pretty sure he’s wet he was just sitting in that minivan.” A text chain revealed an agent referring to “tonks everywhere selling food” — using a word reportedly derived from the sound an agent’s utility flashlight makes when hitting a migrant’s head. In a video, an agent said, “Yeah, just plug us in wherever you see some tonks and we’ll jump out.”
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And in the end, there was laughter. And applause. And the list of journalists I trust grew even smaller.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Broken clocks still give the correct time twice a day.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Shep Gordon still manages Alice Cooper to this day. And let me add to the chorus of voices recommending Supermensch. It's great!
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We are living in the upside-down, Jesse. Here in the U.S, we laugh, too. When we're not screaming or crying.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/07/2026
Reminder: When fires ravaged southern California, Canada sent firefighting crews to help battle the blazes.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/07/2026
In any other lifetime, “American president pays millions of dollars to a woman he sexually assaulted and then threatens to tax Canada because smoke can cross the border” would be such a big headline they’d bring back kids selling newspapers on the corner
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's odd that we ask, "how are you?" Because we don't want to hear how anyone is. What we're really saying is "hello." Also strange that we answer, "I'm good!" Because what we really mean is, "To tell you the truth I'm coping with a lot of heavy shit right now." #Polite #HumanCondition
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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Vote tonight before it's too late: #Weapons, #Obsession, #Backrooms, #LastDriveIn and #Svengoolie! #ChainsawAwards from @fangoria.bsky.social. @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Voting for your favorite horror movies is almost as cathartic as watching them! @fangoria.bsky.social #ChainsawAwards
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One thing about 70s action series: If there's a fight, it will involve large cardboard boxes. #TVTropes
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Missing from all the criticisms blaming Hollywood for drunk #Supergirl is the fact that the movie is based on a comic-book about drunk Supergirl.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No idea who Clarice is (guessing she's a friend of Chip and Dale), but she is cute as heck!
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't think of it as dancing on someone's grave. Think of it as celebrating that they can no longer harm the world.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here's the song. #NoFascists
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Mike + The Mechanics - Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground) (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Mike + The Mechanics
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Who knew? Sometimes that pop hit is worth a deeper dive. Though it will change how you experience the song going forward.
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Dan Roberts @danrobertsvoice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
According to the #ProfessorOfRock, "Silent Running" was even banned from some radio stations during the Gulf War, because of it's attitude about government and references to weapons and violence. A quick Google search confirms it was banned by the BBC.
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