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Dan Rackley

@danrfl.bsky.social
278 followers 232 following 929 posts

Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.

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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just because I mention one doesn't mean I exclude the other.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has anyone told him about the BIG FUCKING NAVY BASE in San Diego?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While on hold with AT&T today, I realized their hold music is the same music that's being played during the dance choreography scene during Richard Gere's part of "And the Band Played On" I've been thinking about that for hours now.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may not know much, when when Aja Kong says dance....you DANCE!
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just sitting here thinking about the Nikita Koloff babyface turn and how absolutely awesome that whole dam thing was.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's see Roman do 20 minutes on how awesome The Gambler is, and then he can get back to me.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He looks like a mix between Brendan Fraser and the giant Teddy Roosevelt head that they have at the Washington Nationals games.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a story Tony told on his podcast years ago where Barry Windham drove him home one night after a night of drinking where he gets out of the car, his wife is there to meet him and he prompty vomits all over the driveway. Damn right he loved the 80s.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pro wrestling can be so amazing sometimes.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a vacuum, and disregarding the circumstances, this has been a fun as hell show in the ring.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mox seems like a good egg. His book was pretty good too.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember once when I was in the navy, I said something with supreme confidence where I turned out to be wrong to a higher ranking person. It was also about whether or not a space had been cleaned, and not me calling a career prosecutor and public servant a liar and a dirtbag. I still felt stupid.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm reminded of a time Callis took a picture of himself shoveling snow, and I replied that top talent shouldn't shovel snow. His reply, "Oh I'm doing this as a warm-up before I go out and stretch the local hockey team."
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm reminded of a time Callis took a picture of himself shoveling snow, and I replied that top talent shouldn't shovel snow. His reply, "Oh I'm doing this as a warm-up before I go out and stretch the local hockey team."
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was beautiful.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Loss is a funny thing. I remember about nine years ago, I had an aunt that passed away. My cousins were two people that I hadn't spoken to in years. The second I heard about my aunt's passing, the FIRST thing I did was call to see if they were alright.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll say this about Orange Cassidy. There's a little kid in the audience tonight that thinks he is the greatest thing they've ever seen. Because of this, that little kid will one day be taking their grandchildren to see wrestling.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hope everyone on this show has as good a time given the circumstances. They all really need something to smile about right now. #AEWDynamite
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't watch AEW much, or much modern wrestling. I'm not one of these tribalistic fans. I just like wrestling. That Moxley promo at the beginning of Dynamite was at "wallowing in the muck of avarice" for me.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, on the subject of the missus over there... You can never put a price on how the womenfolk aid in our recovery. I know when I had a MRSA infection 10 years ago i'd be typing this one handed if my wife didn't tell my ass to go to the hospital.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're gonna kick this thing's ass, bounce back, and be hanging around that weird little store on the VA/NC border in Little Creek before you know it.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always liked Sid because he seemed like a guy who in the middle of telling a story about beating a guy's ass would stop, ask how your mama's operation went, apoligize for not asking sooner, promise to send her flowers, and go right back into the ass whipping story without missing a beat.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whatever happened to eating a box of Pop Tarts and drinking a bottle of Boone's Farm? Why we always gotta be combining things?😂
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just thinking of the time Balls Mahoney somehow recognized me from meeting him at an ECW show in Michigan years before while at an indy show in Virginia, and when I asked how he was doing... "Great! Last night I got banned for life from wrestling in Maryland for getting color!"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been sad about this, but I didn't actually start tearing up until I read this. Bless you both for doing this.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomorrow, Eric Schmitt will present proof that Bert never met Ernie.
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Bert Annoyed by Ernie
ALT: Bert Annoyed by Ernie
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I do love me a good trainwreck...
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to duck out for a work thing before Eric Schmitt opened his mouth.....was it as much of a trainwreck as I am being led to believe? 😀
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Gonna get him some ribs and greens!"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A good friend texted me this clip earlier today, and it is so nice to know that so many wrestling greats had the same personal opinion of Captain Ed George as I did. Still think him cussing me out for taking a booking a mile from my house was one of the strangest things that ever happened to me.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me, calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Cena starring in a remake of House of Wax.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks! It was right at the beginning of my year and change in the Michigan indies(07-08). It was a Rude Boy booked show for some small town festival where the guy I was supposed to manage didn't show and they needed a ring announcer. Ended up getting booked quite a bit for Rude Boy after that.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's the greatest part is this took place over several hours. After the last time he worked he came up to me and said "Why'd you announce me at three different weights" I told him it only made sense that he would have lost weight from sweating wrestling out in the heat. Some real Bill Watts shit.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a sale at Roger Wilco over the weekend. They’re all hung over.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like the inverse of a thing I did once ring announcing where a guy worked three times on an outdoor show and I said a slightly lower weight for each match.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See, what happened was Donald Trump bought a One Wish Willow...
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is reminding me of the WWF Fan Club newsletter from like 1989 or so where they had The Red Rooster giving a recipe for his mother's Chicken Noodle Soup....Even then I was like, "The Red Rooster is a cannibal?"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sight unseen, I can tell that your boss is a jackass of asbsolutely comical proportions. He and my cousin Randy would have gotten along perfectly.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've got an old episode of Mid Atlantic on, and I would never normally admit this....but I really needed to see Bugsy McGraw cutting a weird promo where he sounded high as a giraffe's asshole right now.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@davidbix.com at a moment that I desperately needed a laugh, this did the trick.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He left it in the parking lot of an Odessa, Florida liquor store.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never know what to say when a wrestler dies. But i'll say this... There's a strong chance that there was a little kid at All Out last night who thought PAC was the coolest wrestler ever. Because of that, that kid will be taking their grandchildren to wrestling one day. #PAC
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing new, wrestling promotions have been putting a mic under the ring for decades.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Managed to get a little teeny eight inch racer snake out of the house today without acting like a child about it and now i'm all like...
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Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
ALT: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He looked at the oil painting he keeps in his closet.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So I'm watching the Clash with THAT Sid/Nightstalker match.......my god, the Motor City Madman is one of the worst professional wrestlers I have ever seen.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am just gonna go ahead and say it, one of the five greatest promos of the 1980s was Nelson Royal sitting around the campfire telling everyone how dangerous the Bunkhouse Stampede is.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You wanna know why The Muppets are honorary real people? When Danny Trejo's mother died, Kermit the Frog walked up to him and offered his condolences. Let's see a series of zeroes and ones goddamn do that!
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