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Dan Rackley

@danrfl.bsky.social
275 followers 231 following 924 posts

Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.

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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pro wrestling can be so amazing sometimes.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was beautiful.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hope everyone on this show has as good a time given the circumstances. They all really need something to smile about right now. #AEWDynamite
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't watch AEW much, or much modern wrestling. I'm not one of these tribalistic fans. I just like wrestling. That Moxley promo at the beginning of Dynamite was at "wallowing in the muck of avarice" for me.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always liked Sid because he seemed like a guy who in the middle of telling a story about beating a guy's ass would stop, ask how your mama's operation went, apoligize for not asking sooner, promise to send her flowers, and go right back into the ass whipping story without missing a beat.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just thinking of the time Balls Mahoney somehow recognized me from meeting him at an ECW show in Michigan years before while at an indy show in Virginia, and when I asked how he was doing... "Great! Last night I got banned for life from wrestling in Maryland for getting color!"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Gonna get him some ribs and greens!"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me, calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Cena starring in a remake of House of Wax.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See, what happened was Donald Trump bought a One Wish Willow...
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've got an old episode of Mid Atlantic on, and I would never normally admit this....but I really needed to see Bugsy McGraw cutting a weird promo where he sounded high as a giraffe's asshole right now.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@davidbix.com at a moment that I desperately needed a laugh, this did the trick.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never know what to say when a wrestler dies. But i'll say this... There's a strong chance that there was a little kid at All Out last night who thought PAC was the coolest wrestler ever. Because of that, that kid will be taking their grandchildren to wrestling one day. #PAC
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Managed to get a little teeny eight inch racer snake out of the house today without acting like a child about it and now i'm all like...
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Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
ALT: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So I'm watching the Clash with THAT Sid/Nightstalker match.......my god, the Motor City Madman is one of the worst professional wrestlers I have ever seen.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am just gonna go ahead and say it, one of the five greatest promos of the 1980s was Nelson Royal sitting around the campfire telling everyone how dangerous the Bunkhouse Stampede is.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A member of my family just got off a plane at the airport and said he saw this guy walk out of the cockpit...
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boy, if there is one thing that I just noticed about a political post I deleted, and the several people I just blocked....that some people are just goddamn stupid.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a person I just said fuck it and blocked for basically saying that everyone in that area deserved to drink PFAS contaminated water because the area voted in favor of trump in 2024. As if everyone voted for him, buncha assholes saying it.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like I haven't watched Taxi since the 90s when it was on Nick at Nite. But I got that goddamn box set because if I do wanna watch it I don't want to sit through two minutes of ads for cholesterol meds.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes my brain will whisper "You debated getting into a fight with Jamie Dundee when he wouldn't stop asking what crime you committed to make the judge force you to join the Navy"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
True story: I was in LA for Mania 21, and after the Hall of Fame ended my friend and I were getting off an elevator as Akebono and his handlers were getting on. Soon as the door closed, I looked at my friend and said, "We just dodged a fucking bullet didn't we?"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I kinda wanna know what his opinion is on the theory that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle sent that guy to punch Harry Houdini for Houdini's work in debunking mediums.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey guys, I just went to the kitchen to make a sandwich....what's the William Regal stuff all about?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man has a face that just screams supervised visitation.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok folks, settle an argument for me. Who was the worst wrestler: George Gulas, Jim Wilson, or Captain Ed George?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like he got cast to play Arn Anderson in the Lifetime Original Movie "Enforcer: The Arn Anderson Story"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm nobody famous. I'm nobody important on a national scale. I wrote this yesterday just to get it out of my head to get through the day today. I think what scared me most on 9/11 was the thought of what my part might have to be in the response.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll say it before, and I'll say it again: Professional Wrestling is the greatest thing in the entire world.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why, the guy they originally booked to play Uncle Fester back out?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That shit never happened.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Isn't this just Monsignior Martinez from King of the Hill?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching some pre Vince hostile takeover Georgia Championship Wrestling....Ole Anderson in that suit always got the look like he just came from a custody hearing that went bad.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On a sad day for wrestling, I want to lighten the mood: You know what the GREAT thing about these Spectrum shows? The sheer randomness of some of the matchups. Like they spun a wheel and were like, "Blackjack Mulligan vs. a Moondog? Why the fuck not!"
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, does anyone know which MSG card it was where Big John Studd had to keep Andre the Giant in a headlock on the mat for like ten minutes because Andre just said fuck it and took a nap?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, there goes my two pounds of cashews.
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Matt D - SC @mattd-sc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blurry (but wonderful) footage from 1979 at MSG. One of the more unforgettable battle royal eliminations I've seen in a while as Gorilla Monsoon takes on Jimmy Valiant.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This clip proves why professional wrestling is the greatest thing in the world.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At this point, nothing else matters. *Makes hog jowls and Lutefisk*
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got some old World Class on. Man, karate pants Jake Roberts got that "drinking beer at a laundromat at 1pm" vibe.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he took off work the day Toby Keith died.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow, Don E. Allen is number 38.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This must be what Ric Flair's liver looks like.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It ain’t onions…
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GUYS! You've gotta hear this one. Harper spends ten minutes talking about a homeless guy he saw sleeping in the aisle at the salvage grocery store, and then another five on that Steven Seagal cop show from like 15 years ago.
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, anyone know how soon after Dynamite airs that it ends up to watch on demand on HBO Max?
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The true message behind this song: Kokina Be Fuckin'
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Dan Rackley @danrfl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've been watching a lot of WWF Spectrum shows from the early 80s and my god, Swede Hanson looks like a guy that would beat the crap out of you for making fun of his Oldsmobile.
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