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John Middleton is 5 innings away from his ball club not getting him a single home playoff game to add to the bottom line. His own team robbing him of more money! He must be very upset! Don’t mind me, I just cracked another Tank 7 so I can numb the feelings.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hope the Dodgers put that team into the dirt.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Extremely predictable outcome.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Breathe normal, friends. Play ball. Go Phils.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The size of his stones is infinity. Infinity stones.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Andrew Painter is now in charge of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. I do not make the rules.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OH MY GOD!!!! PLAY THE SONG!!! HIGH HOPES!!!!

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sanchez and Sosa putting their arm and leg on the line today. Warriors.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What an inning by Painter. Great job, kid!!!

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This fucking team is putting us all in an early grave.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My god Kyle!!! A piss missile!

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They went out the way they played all year, unable to hit, unable to catch, and leaving their starting pitching out to dry

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That Harper was moved to the outfield, after the front office failed to properly fortify the outfield and scrambled to get another infielder at the deadline with an in-season defensive rearrangement, is such a fucking unforced error by this ball club. They’ve done it to themselves. Again.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bryce Harper is never going to live that down. Ever. What a fucking asshole.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Disaster feels imminent again.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Luzardo, then Sanchez. Our starters are dogs. Can’t say the same about the rest of the roster!

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Top 3 hitters going out sad, again. Pathetic shit.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Proved my point immediately. Most predictable shit ever.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

2027 is another arbitration year for Marsh before he’s a UFA in 2028. I don’t want him on the roster next year tbh. His falloff after the All-Star Game has been horrific.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Phillies, as they routinely do when they leave food on the table, will regret that inning.

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Dan Cohen @danrcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Phillies have to lead this sport in TOOTBLAN’s. Have to. Such a dumb team.

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