Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 39mI’ll set up a video call and point my phone at my tv. Warning, you might hear some yelling in the background. 110
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Of course they did. Apollo will just repackage that debt with other garbage and sell it to unsuspecting investors. And if they get their way, they’ll shove it in front of 401k investors. 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Utility companies don’t want this.static.klipy.comThanos: Dread It, Run From ItALT: Thanos: Dread It, Run From It 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They were a music making machine. From 1969-1971 they released 4 albums with no flops. 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDorothy Zbornak's Sarcastic 'Perfect'ALT: Dorothy Zbornak's Sarcastic 'Perfect' 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comMagician pulls rabbit from hatALT: Magician pulls rabbit from hat 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Exactly. I really need to see that. We need a play line that. 110
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today is a test of the coaches. Can the Dolphin coaches have a plan for the Flores blitzing D? Can the Dolphins D shut down a wounded Vikings offense? 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The sauce is broken.static.klipy.comGordon Ramsay: Where's the Humble Sauce?ALT: Gordon Ramsay: Where's the Humble Sauce? 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No matter where the first down marker is, Jones will throw short of it. (Unless he’s falling backwards and standing on one leg). 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comLife Moves Pretty Fast, You Could Miss ItALT: Life Moves Pretty Fast, You Could Miss It 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I ‘used to’ hear that the problem with the Giants wasn’t Jones’s fault. 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Glad he was able to get healthy from that terrible injury that kept him out of the first 3 games. 🙄 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can we please stop pretending ‘sector’ ETFs represent an actual sector of the economy/market? XLK has 40% of its assets in 3 companies. 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want Rodgers to get hit hard enough to go to the hospital. I want him to be ok, but when he wakes up the nurse tells him they fully vaccinated him as a precaution. 050
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I honestly didn’t realize Storm Duck was still on the roster. 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would laugh hysterically and tell them to ‘suck it’!!static.klipy.comConan O'Brien's 'Suck It' GestureALT: Conan O'Brien's 'Suck It' Gesture 110
Reposted by Dan PKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 1075635804
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please don’t say that out loud. Something bad will happen.static.klipy.comMan Shushing Another ManALT: Man Shushing Another Man 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I refuse to make any public positive comments about a Miami Dolphin player out of the firm belief that I am a walking, talking curse and we’re not allowed to have nice things. 141
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thanks! I watched as a review of Proctor’s blocking. Not bad for a rookie playing out of position. 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They’re already here. They’re just sitting back with their popcorn watching how (as a species) we’re F’ing this whole world up. 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Isn’t this how most the superhero stories start? A humbled person/team overcomes insurmountable odds to become great? 110
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey, Lisa’s back. Must be time for the cancer challenge. Glad you’re still fighting the good fight!! 110
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll be honest…I didn’t really look at your gif until now. …🤦🏻♂️ 110
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Stressed and Exhausted at WorkALT: Man Stressed and Exhausted at Work 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comSylvester the Cat's Head BangALT: Sylvester the Cat's Head Bang 000
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw progress. A lot left on the table, but they looked competitive. 010
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s game day! Dolphins fans, who’s with me?static.klipy.comJonsnowALT: Jonsnow 140
Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comBilly Beane: How Can You Not Be Romantic?ALT: Billy Beane: How Can You Not Be Romantic? 100