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Dan P

@danp-fl.bsky.social
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Lifelong Miami Dolphin fan. Proud Dad of a 15 year-old Border Collie. I’m starting to think I might be an ‘Innie’

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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 39m
I’ll set up a video call and point my phone at my tv. Warning, you might hear some yelling in the background.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 2h
Sounds fun. Be careful out there.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 22h
That’s the first thing I questioned as well.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course they did. Apollo will just repackage that debt with other garbage and sell it to unsuspecting investors. And if they get their way, they’ll shove it in front of 401k investors.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s been a minute since I heard that one.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Utility companies don’t want this.
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Thanos: Dread It, Run From It
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re not even pretending anymore.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They were a music making machine. From 1969-1971 they released 4 albums with no flops.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dorothy Zbornak's Sarcastic 'Perfect'
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Magician pulls rabbit from hat
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where’s Dulcich?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not good enough Dolphins.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s not ok…definitely not ok.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sloppy.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. I really need to see that. We need a play line that.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Miami special teams are down 3-0 in this game.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today is a test of the coaches. Can the Dolphin coaches have a plan for the Flores blitzing D? Can the Dolphins D shut down a wounded Vikings offense?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sauce is broken.
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Gordon Ramsay: Where's the Humble Sauce?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No matter where the first down marker is, Jones will throw short of it. (Unless he’s falling backwards and standing on one leg).
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Life Moves Pretty Fast, You Could Miss It
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ‘used to’ hear that the problem with the Giants wasn’t Jones’s fault.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad he was able to get healthy from that terrible injury that kept him out of the first 3 games. 🙄
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can we please stop pretending ‘sector’ ETFs represent an actual sector of the economy/market? XLK has 40% of its assets in 3 companies.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want Rodgers to get hit hard enough to go to the hospital. I want him to be ok, but when he wakes up the nurse tells him they fully vaccinated him as a precaution.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I honestly didn’t realize Storm Duck was still on the roster.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would laugh hysterically and tell them to ‘suck it’!!
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Conan O'Brien's 'Suck It' Gesture
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I need to add that to the list.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please don’t say that out loud. Something bad will happen.
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Man Shushing Another Man
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I refuse to make any public positive comments about a Miami Dolphin player out of the firm belief that I am a walking, talking curse and we’re not allowed to have nice things.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks! I watched as a review of Proctor’s blocking. Not bad for a rookie playing out of position.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re already here. They’re just sitting back with their popcorn watching how (as a species) we’re F’ing this whole world up.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
…and then they fight aliens.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t this how most the superhero stories start? A humbled person/team overcomes insurmountable odds to become great?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, Lisa’s back. Must be time for the cancer challenge. Glad you’re still fighting the good fight!!
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hurts?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles fans won’t understand that was an insult.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll be honest…I didn’t really look at your gif until now. …🤦🏻‍♂️
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Man Stressed and Exhausted at Work
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, shit!
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sylvester the Cat's Head Bang
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jonah Hill Wtf
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw progress. A lot left on the table, but they looked competitive.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It can’t be me. I’m playing defensive end today.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Not It Bananas
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s game day! Dolphins fans, who’s with me?
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Jonsnow
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Demented minds think alike.
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Billy Beane: How Can You Not Be Romantic?
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many games do you watch at the same time?
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