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@danozzi.bsky.social
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m also throwing these tiny stickers in with orders until they run out
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People Standing in Front of Danzig's House: Vol 2, now available for pre-order. New people, same house, more standing. danozzi.bigcartel.com
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
no it isn’t. this sticker is lying
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
having a little labor day weekend sale. 15% OFF everything in my store. signed books, zines, vinyl, shirts, etc. discount code: SUMMERXSALE danozzi.bigcartel.com
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
boomer posting comes for us all eventually. talk your loved ones about putting a plan in place to take away your phone after a certain age.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my niece has gotten really into bedazzling. she bedazzled this pack of gum.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
there’s a popular Staten Island “artist” who makes nazi propaganda paintings of trump riding the American flag. he posted a tough guy video about organizing a protest against Mamdani’s speech this week. then he went to the protest and promptly had a heart attack lol
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
listening to the guy next to me at lunch trying to explain the plot of widow’s bay to his bro. “and the island’s founder had a curse on him,” i nod. “that’s how come everything’s so spooky.”
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
new episode of NO DISRESPECT today. me and @dbanthony.bsky.social talking about those multi-tier stages they got at hardcore fests nowadays and how the merging of hardcore and professional wrestling is nearly complete podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
he just keeps going
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
god knows where ricky found this
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
that’s right kurt vile
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
am i wrong or is the message here: dear dad, we know you got a big ol' hog
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
has anyone done this yet
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
on today’s episode of NO DISRESPECT we’re talking about music’s biggest grifter family podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nah it genuinely makes it cool. one time i interviewed andrew wk about censoring the cover of i get wet and he was right:
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
prepping an interview to run tomorrow. reading my questions back and it's possible i am the greatest living interviewer. zerocred.ink
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
trying to think of something sadder than ricky gervais instagramming a screenshot of a twitter account with 141 followers saying he's the 4th best comedian
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
new episode today. talking about bananagate, the circumcised wall of death, and whatever else. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
so weird to take a stand against big tech surveillance at madison square garden of all places but ok
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my favorite genre of father’s day card is back: the only thing i know about my dad is that he takes huge craps
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
on this week's NO DISRESPECT, i took @dbanthony.bsky.social to danzig's house right before my wedding this weekend. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
you look up and see this wyd
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
same energy
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
running my annual $1 SUBSCRIPTIONS deal this month. only a buck a month for questionable music journalism! danozzi.substack.com/p/zero-cred-...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
also for the month of may i am doing my annual $1 subscription sale. just a buck a month to read words written by a human and not AI slop. unrelated but here's a great quote from mike in the interview
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
On today’s episode of NO DISRESPECT @dbanthony.bsky.social and I spend a good 30 minutes defending the viral “Gary from accounting” guy. I STAND WITH GARY AND ALL MY UNCED OUT BROTHERS IN THE PIT!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
this fifth jackass movie is gonna force me into some really tough decisions
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
everything else about louis aside this beard is heinous. dying scarecrow lookin ass beard.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
wow and she looks exactly like him
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
maybe not the thread for this but i had to put this somewhere
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
geesegate enters week two of discourse
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
nevar forget
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Robocop during spell/bound recording sessions
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
as a music journalist it is your responsibility in this situation to then ask "with who?" and then he says "with HIM" and you say "right but who is he?" and drag it out until you get into a real abbott and costello routine
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i know i'm late but has anyone done this yet
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
forgot to mention that every copy comes with a random 4x6” print
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
just dropped a new zine called BACK SHOTS. it's a collection of photos i've taken of people from behind over the last few years. NO FACES! ONLY PHOTOS FROM BEHIND!!! in my store now: danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/back...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this week only: i marked these very sexy ZERO CRED shirts down to just 15 bucks. AND when you buy one you will also get six months of upgraded ZERO CRED membership for free. danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
so dumb. you can find a used copy in most bookstores for a couple bucks.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
dad, what were you like in the 90s? the 1890s!
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
hmm it was really hard for me, a guy who makes zines out of his collection of hundreds of photos he takes of people in front of danzig's house, to relate to this
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i’m sorry to report I just looked up what these guys look like
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