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Heisenberg

@danofdoom.bsky.social
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Minnesotan, childless cat dad, Democratic socialist, vegetarian, atheist, USCG retiree. Pro cannabis. Looking forward to the next four years of saying "we told you so." Not. I *am* the danger.

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah huh!
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WE KNOW! #IMissedYouHolly ❤️
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
THANK GAWD THAT AT LEAST NO ONE'S SINGING THE NEVERENDING STORY SONG THIS TIME! #StrangerThingsS5
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I see that there's a limited sub-model of Jeep Wrangler called Commando. Obviously, this is a Jeep that refuses to wear underwear.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hell yes. You even deserve extra pineapple on it.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#PamBondi should be disbarred immediately. Fuck this episode of The Twilight Zone that we're living in, it sucks.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Tomi Lahren struggling to regain attention.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Vehicles made in America? Bwahahahaha.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Oh yes, they call him The Streak Look at that, look at that... Wait, what're we streaking?
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Would someone please drive a stake through Laura Loomer's atrophied vestigial heart, please?
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Backwards and away was the right move. lol
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The good is oft interred with their bones.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
You go, girl!
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"Annoying" is my middle name! #Bye
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If they hadn't done What I told them not to do They'd still be alive. Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen)
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
www.reddit.com/r/wildlife_v...
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From the wildlife_videos community on Reddit: Labrador meets a whale shark in the ocean
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
But but but... Whale Sharks are friggin' gorgeous!
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Dang. So no dinosaurs? #TheValleyOfGwangi
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Too late! I've been dead inside for several years.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
People, #TheLifeOfChuck is the best movie you can see this year. It's a crime that it's showing on so few screens.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It's what plants crave!
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bridge? You're not suggesting we spit-roast Holly, are you?
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an older man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: an older man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee .
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
No one would EVER sub-Tweet about you, ho.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I can out-lazy your lazy with both hands tied behind my back.
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a close up of a cat 's face with its tongue hanging out
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its tongue hanging out
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Have you said thank you even once? #Cunt
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
There's nothing to think about, the answer is FUCK NO!
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
With Google Maps. Duh. search.app/XmKU8
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How do migrating birds know where they're going?
To navigate the skies, birds rely on a complex sensory tool kit.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I once got a warning from Insta. I'd posted a picture of a big fat squirrel hanging from one of my bird feeders, and captioned it "Get down from there you fat bastard." I'm still not sure if the bot thought I was fat shaming the squirrel or insulting its parentage. Anyway, fuck Zuck.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I, for one, welcome our Cyberdyne overlords.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I quote that scene all the damn time. It's brilliant.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Gadsden flags on their coal-rolling redneckmobiles?
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yeah, I should have known. A pretty abhorrent person all around. I'll have to check out this latest shit show when I get home.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Which one? There's so many these days.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Thank gawd it's not just me. 😆
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Every time my phone vibrates with a "breaking news" notification, I wonder IS HE FINALLY FUCKING DEAD? He never is. 😞
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
As a man approaching retirement age: I tell my friends that some winter day I'll be taking my bird feeders out dressed in only my bathrobe, and I'll fall over in the snow and not be able to get back up. The first half-hour or so will suck but then it'll be over. I am okay with this scenario.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Trying to kick off the apocalypse, are we? Good.
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Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
I PROMISE TO TEACH MY BABIES TO LOVE YOUR BABIES.
PERIOD
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Love it!
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
They prove it every single day.
Ice are domestic terrorists.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm... #GoodTattoo @kristyclueless.bsky.social
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From the funny community on Reddit: One foot in the grave
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun...
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
And that would be a bad thing?
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DCErik @dcerik.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A Swedish electronic jazz duo. Not sure if there's any disadvantage to losing them or not, though. youtu.be/0W3MpOU3OUU?...
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Koop - Koop Island Blues (Official Video)
YouTube video by Koop
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Don't be sorry.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
And chances are that you already hated them.
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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Those guys had industrial disease, though.
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