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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Could barely sleep last night, but that's Prime Minister Eve for you! #ImportantBroadcast #podcast

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Once I was in Frankfurt and I bought two gross former sausages.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Spotted this in a Finchley Road charity shop window. What little girl didn't fantasise about being a WWII evacuee?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I hope that's supposed to be a pipe.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Found this from a few years ago. WHY DIDN'T THE BLOKE ON THE TILL STOP ME?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is a highly inappropriate name for a shop, IMHO. Sent to me by Andy Martin who spotted it in Uruguay.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Well, it goes against everything I stand for, but if you're sure."

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The best thing about regional airport business hotels is the views.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"Okay, the menu is sorted but we still need a name." (Sent to me by Daniel Powell!)

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Jesus Christ, Ken, it's not even 7pm, and you're a mess!

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Friend of mine once asked for "Boiled egg and soldiers" in a cafe and they didn't know what he meant. He explained that it was a boiled egg and toast and he got this.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Thinking back to the beautiful doll I found in a charity shop in New Zealand. How I wish I could have loved and cherished you.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping

Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.

A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring. Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords! #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five. #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes