Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today, I have HAD IT with accountants. And shepherds. It’s two separate things but if you’re an accountant or a shepherd, stay out of my way. 110
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember a time when saying horrendous stuff like this about your fellow citizens was disqualifying? www.mediaite.com/media/tv/ral...mediaite.comRally-Goers Cheer as Trump Says, ‘Let Them Take Out Los Angeles’ or ‘San Diego’President Donald Trump received cheers and applause at a rally on Monday night when he spoke of California's two largest cities being taken out. 262
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just paid $75 for almost $150 worth of groceries. I am your God now. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Skydance is a stupid name. It sounds like an improv troupe themed around young adult romance. 032
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can someone explain Dungeon Crawler Carl to me so I can make an uninformed opinion on it? 100
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you’re realize you’re the only person in a BOOKstore who is actively reading a BOOK 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just finished Fantastic Land by Mike Bockoven. Well worth the read. Love the story telling device he uses to tell a horrifying story of the fragility of humanity. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What’s another big pop culture trope like the Red Shirt? Not necessarily for certain death. Just looking for trends. 001
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just found out that I made the “shortlist” for a special one-day writing workshop for The Onion! I’d come up with a joke about it, but I’m too excited and no one’s paying me to write one. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The signs were there the whole time. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/t...merriam-webster.comDefinition of TRUMPERYworthless nonsense; trivial or useless articles : junk; tawdry finery… See the full definition 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How does one spend over $100 in the express lane of the store? I’m sicker than syphilis of this. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Smile, Carolyn. There’s justice in the world. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...nytimes.comSupreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Mail Voting: Live UpdatesThe ruling blocks the Trump administration from dramatically changing how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Smile, Carolyn. There’s justice in the world. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...nytimes.comSupreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Mail Voting: Live UpdatesThe ruling blocks the Trump administration from dramatically changing how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How does one spend over $100 in the express lane of the store? I’m sick than syphilis of this. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who could’ve guessed this would happen under the watch of a guy who figured out a way to bankrupt a casino FOUR times? www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...washingtonpost.comKennedy Center could close as early as Tuesday, warns of bankruptcy, documents showOfficials said the center is facing “certain fiscal collapse” within weeks, insist that adding President Donald Trump’s name may be the only way to avoid bankruptcy. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Third place in the Squid Games! Yes I’d be dead but I’d get to have the fancy final dinner. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Netflix House closed the Stranger Things experience and are replacing it with one based on K Pop Demon Hunters. Cmon! Where my Black Mirror walkthrough attraction that reminds humanity we’re all doomed now matter what we do?!? 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Your weekly reminder that Bill Maher is still a huge jerk who thinks terrorism is brave. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/bil...mediaite.comBill Maher Says Democrat Politicians Are ‘Cowards’ — Unlike 9/11 Terrorists: ‘You Don’t Know Sh*t’Bill Maher trashed Democrat politicians as "cowards" while also doubling down a controversial stance that ultimately led to the cancellation of his first show. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of them just spoiled a big movie for me 100
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve noticed an alarming number of posts with video clips from movies that are still in the theaters. The only thing these posts accomplish is helping me hate Facebook even more than I thought possible. 111
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you elect a president who doesn’t understand irony or symbolism? www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...mediaite.comTrump Unveils New Uniforms For His Space Force ‘Inspired’ By Militaristic Sci-Fi FlickDonald Trump revealed the look he's after for the new Space Force uniforms, which was inspired by the militaristic sci-fi movie "Starship Troopers". 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just paid the highest price I’ve ever paid for an oil change. Someone needs to start a sarcastic “Thanks, Donald!” catchphrase. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just saw Buddy in the theater. So good and yet so wrong. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There’s a new season of Taskmaster on right now! 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don't like to post about my weight and health, but I am .2 pounds away from weighing under 300 pounds for the first time in three years. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know I’m a grown up but I still have a deep and abiding appreciation for comic violence 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just got out of Coyote vs. Acme. It’s a really fun movie especially for Looney Tunes fans like me. The story is also really well layered like Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Double damn with an extra side of blast and damn... www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...tmz.comActor Tim Curry Dead at 80Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Thing I Actually Just Said Out Loud Now No. 819: “Screw it, I’m going back to bread.” 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We got stuck with people like J.D. Vance. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Has anyone received their energy bill yet? I just got mine and Jesus Christ. What's the minimum amount of plasma a human can have and not die? 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Last month, I sent in a writer packet to the show “Jeopardy!” I didn’t get the job BUT I was “in contention!” My jaw hit the floor when I read this. “Of the more than 1300 candidates who applied for the Jeopardy! writer position, you were one of a few hundred who remained in contention.” 020
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It’s official. I now have more prescriptions than I’ve had dates and relationships. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Just wrote the dumbest comedy sketch for ShadowboxLive’s holiday show. It’s not “A Very Brady Christmas” dumb. Don’t insult me. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It gets even dumber if you read all the way down the story. "Ms. Weiss asked Mr. Bilton...to expand “60 Minutes” beyond a one-hour weekly broadcast..." Longer than an hour? The show is literally called "60 Minutes!" www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...nytimes.comRoss Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a CorrespondentMr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is pretty dumb, even for the likes of Bari Weiss. "Ms. Weiss asked Mr. Bilton...to expand “60 Minutes” beyond a one-hour weekly broadcast..." Longer than an hour? The show is literally called "60 Minutes!" www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...nytimes.comRoss Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a CorrespondentMr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists. 242
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...mediaite.comTrump Overturns DHS Decision to Suspend ICE Traffic Stops After Killings, White House SaysTrump personally intervened to overturn an internal DHS decision to temporarily suspended ICE traffic stops in a move that has reinstated the practice. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just finished two major applications to two major opportunities. I need a nap. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Thanks to that Zevo commercial and the new Jackass movie, I can’t get that Bonnie Tyler song out of my head. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I just signed a gym membership contract, which I’m sure involves ownership of my soul somehow. 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Our president is such a whiny baby. youtube.com/shorts/9dK6H...youtube.comTrump cuts interview after testy exchange with reporter #shortsYouTube video by New York Post 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Loved the ending to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Still hate that it happened. 010
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Also, from 2016-17, he paid a sum total of $1,500 in taxes, so I'd say we're the ones who deserve $10 billion from him. 080
Reposted by Danny GallagherAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery 24283824510131
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I got back a note today about one of my creative projects that absolutely made me laugh: "This is absolutely not something that should be part of [REDACTED]." 000
Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Dammit, The Boys final season. Stop making me feel stuff besides anger and vengenance. 000