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Danny Gallagher

@dannygallagher.bsky.social
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Writer for @mst3k Halloween show, Answers with Joe, Shadowbox Live, Coyote Sketch & The Mocky Horror Picture Show; watch us riff on Twitch every Monday at 8:30 pm central at bit.ly/mockyhorror

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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today, I have HAD IT with accountants. And shepherds. It’s two separate things but if you’re an accountant or a shepherd, stay out of my way.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember a time when saying horrendous stuff like this about your fellow citizens was disqualifying? www.mediaite.com/media/tv/ral...
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Rally-Goers Cheer as Trump Says, ‘Let Them Take Out Los Angeles’ or ‘San Diego’
President Donald Trump received cheers and applause at a rally on Monday night when he spoke of California's two largest cities being taken out.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just paid $75 for almost $150 worth of groceries. I am your God now.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skydance is a stupid name. It sounds like an improv troupe themed around young adult romance.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a problem…
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can someone explain Dungeon Crawler Carl to me so I can make an uninformed opinion on it?
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you’re realize you’re the only person in a BOOKstore who is actively reading a BOOK
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just finished Fantastic Land by Mike Bockoven. Well worth the read. Love the story telling device he uses to tell a horrifying story of the fragility of humanity.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s another big pop culture trope like the Red Shirt? Not necessarily for certain death. Just looking for trends.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just found out that I made the “shortlist” for a special one-day writing workshop for The Onion! I’d come up with a joke about it, but I’m too excited and no one’s paying me to write one.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss writing for games.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The signs were there the whole time. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/t...
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Definition of TRUMPERY
worthless nonsense; trivial or useless articles : junk; tawdry finery… See the full definition
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How does one spend over $100 in the express lane of the store? I’m sicker than syphilis of this.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Smile, Carolyn. There’s justice in the world. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
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Supreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Mail Voting: Live Updates
The ruling blocks the Trump administration from dramatically changing how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Smile, Carolyn. There’s justice in the world. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
nytimes.com
Supreme Court Rejects Trump’s Restrictions on Mail Voting: Live Updates
The ruling blocks the Trump administration from dramatically changing how Americans vote by mail in the midterm elections.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How does one spend over $100 in the express lane of the store? I’m sick than syphilis of this.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who could’ve guessed this would happen under the watch of a guy who figured out a way to bankrupt a casino FOUR times? www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
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Kennedy Center could close as early as Tuesday, warns of bankruptcy, documents show
Officials said the center is facing “certain fiscal collapse” within weeks, insist that adding President Donald Trump’s name may be the only way to avoid bankruptcy.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Third place in the Squid Games! Yes I’d be dead but I’d get to have the fancy final dinner.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Netflix House closed the Stranger Things experience and are replacing it with one based on K Pop Demon Hunters. Cmon! Where my Black Mirror walkthrough attraction that reminds humanity we’re all doomed now matter what we do?!?
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your weekly reminder that Bill Maher is still a huge jerk who thinks terrorism is brave. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/bil...
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Bill Maher Says Democrat Politicians Are ‘Cowards’ — Unlike 9/11 Terrorists: ‘You Don’t Know Sh*t’
Bill Maher trashed Democrat politicians as "cowards" while also doubling down a controversial stance that ultimately led to the cancellation of his first show.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of them just spoiled a big movie for me
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve noticed an alarming number of posts with video clips from movies that are still in the theaters. The only thing these posts accomplish is helping me hate Facebook even more than I thought possible.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you elect a president who doesn’t understand irony or symbolism? www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
mediaite.com
Trump Unveils New Uniforms For His Space Force ‘Inspired’ By Militaristic Sci-Fi Flick
Donald Trump revealed the look he's after for the new Space Force uniforms, which was inspired by the militaristic sci-fi movie "Starship Troopers".
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just paid the highest price I’ve ever paid for an oil change. Someone needs to start a sarcastic “Thanks, Donald!” catchphrase.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw Buddy in the theater. So good and yet so wrong.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a new season of Taskmaster on right now!
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't like to post about my weight and health, but I am .2 pounds away from weighing under 300 pounds for the first time in three years.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know I’m a grown up but I still have a deep and abiding appreciation for comic violence
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just got out of Coyote vs. Acme. It’s a really fun movie especially for Looney Tunes fans like me. The story is also really well layered like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Double damn with an extra side of blast and damn... www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...
tmz.com
Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thing I Actually Just Said Out Loud Now No. 819: “Screw it, I’m going back to bread.”
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We got stuck with people like J.D. Vance.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Has anyone received their energy bill yet? I just got mine and Jesus Christ. What's the minimum amount of plasma a human can have and not die?
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Scromiting is more fun than it sounds.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Last month, I sent in a writer packet to the show “Jeopardy!” I didn’t get the job BUT I was “in contention!” My jaw hit the floor when I read this. “Of the more than 1300 candidates who applied for the Jeopardy! writer position, you were one of a few hundred who remained in contention.”
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s official. I now have more prescriptions than I’ve had dates and relationships.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just wrote the dumbest comedy sketch for ShadowboxLive’s holiday show. It’s not “A Very Brady Christmas” dumb. Don’t insult me.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It gets even dumber if you read all the way down the story. "Ms. Weiss asked Mr. Bilton...to expand “60 Minutes” beyond a one-hour weekly broadcast..." Longer than an hour? The show is literally called "60 Minutes!" www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...
nytimes.com
Ross Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a Correspondent
Mr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is pretty dumb, even for the likes of Bari Weiss. "Ms. Weiss asked Mr. Bilton...to expand “60 Minutes” beyond a one-hour weekly broadcast..." Longer than an hour? The show is literally called "60 Minutes!" www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...
nytimes.com
Ross Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a Correspondent
Mr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Somebody make the sun stop.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Trump Overturns DHS Decision to Suspend ICE Traffic Stops After Killings, White House Says
Trump personally intervened to overturn an internal DHS decision to temporarily suspended ICE traffic stops in a move that has reinstated the practice.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just finished two major applications to two major opportunities. I need a nap.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thanks to that Zevo commercial and the new Jackass movie, I can’t get that Bonnie Tyler song out of my head.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just signed a gym membership contract, which I’m sure involves ownership of my soul somehow.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Our president is such a whiny baby. youtube.com/shorts/9dK6H...
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Trump cuts interview after testy exchange with reporter #shorts
YouTube video by New York Post
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Loved the ending to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Still hate that it happened.
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Also, from 2016-17, he paid a sum total of $1,500 in taxes, so I'd say we're the ones who deserve $10 billion from him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I got back a note today about one of my creative projects that absolutely made me laugh: "This is absolutely not something that should be part of [REDACTED]."
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Danny Gallagher @dannygallagher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dammit, The Boys final season. Stop making me feel stuff besides anger and vengenance.
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