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@danmnable.bsky.social
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I stand for your right to self-determination. I will never *make* you laugh. All posts are original and typed before a live studio audience [my pup]. #NYC

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I saw this at the greenmarket, and I finally understand why the eggplant emoji is used to represent male genetalia. Tempted to make this #nsfw!
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Self Portrait #SummerSolstice
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Long Runner #SummerSolstice
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Comedian #StevenWright was creating AI prompts before there was an AI to prompt.
In one of Steven Wright's shows he said:

"I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dalí print of two blindfolded dental assistants trying to make a circle on an Etch-A-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching..."

Here is a rendering of that artwork.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My chef friend just revealed his secret ingredient! #cooking
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I have a pet hawk who comes by to roost on my air conditioner. I have to be extra quiet when he's around because he would fly away if he detected I was near. He doesn't know he's my pet.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cognitive Exam Loyalty Card, with three out of five boxes stamped "A+". Prompt reads: Don't Forget! Take five tests and get one free!
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Congratulations, Donald, on acing another cognitive exam! You're so good at this, you should write a book!! [Produced without the use of A.I.]
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This high contrast image of a tangle of snow-covered branches against a very subtly blue sky yields an aesthetically compelling black and white abstraction.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Cemetery scene, teary-eyed Republican representatives stand around the casket of Democracy. One is speaking. Caption reads "... we offer our thoughts and prayers as we lay democracy to rest ..."
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Spring in NYC
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Designer of the menu at a shabu-shabu-style Chinese restaurant in NYC is evidently unaware that "k9" does not normally connote "beef".
Photo of a menu showing a portion of meat labelled "k-9 Beef".
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Bejeweled City. Evening views from a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. #NYC #Photography
Bejeweled City. Evening views from a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. #NYC #PhotographyBejeweled City. Evening views from a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. #NYC #Photography
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Fall Foliage. This ought to be rendered in stained glass! Taken in Tompkins Square Park #NYC #Photography
Fall Foliage. This ought to be rendered in stained glass! Taken in Tompkins Square Park #NYC #Photography
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching our democracy unravel is far less entertaining than I thought it would be.
One-half star out of five.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Study in Pink. Seen in a #SoHo art gallery. Perfect color and composition - I just wish I had asked her to remove her hat! #Photograph #NYC
Study in Pink. Seen in a #SoHo art gallery. Perfect color and composition - I just wish I had asked her to remove her hat! #Photograph #NYC
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My spirit animal. #Photography #NYC
My spirit animal. #Photography #NYC
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
View walking across the 59th Street Bridge. #NYC #Photography
View walking across the 59th Street Bridge. #NYC #Photography
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I can't decide whether or not this picture is good. I love the level of abstraction. Any thoughts? #photography
tree reflected in a sidewalk puddle on a rainy day
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Walking through Chinatown.
Women waving.
I wave back.
Turns out they're doing TaiChi.
For a moment I'm doing TaiChi.
And they're waving.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He was coming towards me from the other end of the street. His face seemed familiar, though I wasn't sure if it was the person I knew. As he came close I nodded my head — enough of a nod to acknowledge an acquaintance but not so much that it couldn't be dismissed as a random shift of weight. He nodded back. We stopped. "Art!" I said; "Mike?" he questioned. We paused for but a moment, then I nodded — not quite the goodbye I'd give an acquaintance, nor the dismissal I'd give a stranger — and walked on.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He turned the knob too far too fast; water sprayed off the paint palette in the sink and onto the wall beyond. As he stepped back to assess the mess, he was stunned to see that the splattered paint had formed an unmistakable image. But knowing of no way to present this phenomenon to his father, the venerable Reb Moishe Levi, he wiped the madonna and child away.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The first evidence of the game of chess dates to the year 531 AD. Since then, the game has shown a remarkable ability to transcend culture and time. Chess masters through the ages have been young and old, male and female, and from every conceivable country — except Australia. Why should one land be so uniquely lacking in chess masters? It is because no one wants to play them — they have a most annoying habit of saying "check, mate".
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I guess this is one of yours! I picked it up at a New York gallery about a decade ago. Just a promo postcard. Taped it onto a white cabinet and it's been posted there ever since.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Here are a couple of 20-year-old strippers to get your Friday off to a smoking start!
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