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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 9h

Hegseth: no fatties or weirdos! Also Hegseth: Elon's in charge now. People are dying and this is the shit he's going on about. Absolutely depraved.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm so old (as are my cats) that this applies to vomit sounds. We've got hardwood floors, it'll be fine.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My kid is bright. I'm not humble bragging, I'm bragging. She's not even 20 and has had an academic paper on international relations published. She attends one of Europe's most elite political science programs and her class is... 65% female.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Gatsby remake directed by the guys who did Spitting Image

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

Take five minutes to not destroy civilization

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi: "We must avoid the Thucydides Trap." Dear Leader: "Yeah, I almost caught that at Studio 54."

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In addition to drones and snipers the Triumphal Arch will become the legs of a giant Robo-Natalie that will protect the city if Godzilla attacks.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

For the record, we just lost 60 aircraft to Iranian attacks on US airbases. But this is important too, I guess.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is a grotesque spectacle. What are we even doing?

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I actually do believe that AI will kill us all in 10 years, but it's going to do it with, like, terrible medical advice and shitty code.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Plot twist: we're all going to get 5,000 bucks worth of Trumpcoin

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Counterpoint: that pitcher knows damn well what he did.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fiskers don't make noise when they start up, just so you know

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Thank goodness they're bringing that old Kushner/Witkoff magic to Ukraine, after all their success in the Middle East

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He's getting ready for witness protection. You should see it with the moustache. "I am Don Fernando. I love the taco bowls at Trump Tower."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026

how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me

pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is probably the best thing that I've read today. Live your life in such a way that Alex Gibney never feels compelled to make a movie about you!

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hey remember that guy Mitch McConnell? Whatever happened to him?

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh sure, someone posts a picture of a polydactyl cat and everyone's like, "Aw, toe beans!" But post one picture of a six fingered sailor and everyone loses their minds!

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The US is shipping Milo Yiannopolous and the Tate boys back to the UK? They're gonna close their border.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

What's happening with Milo Yiannopoulos is, of course, funny as hell but it doesn't change the fact that ICE shouldn't exist

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I don't think I've ever seen such a universal outpouring of love for a late celebrity. And she deserves it. I think, for the next few weeks at least, in tough situations we should all ask ourselves, "What would Dolly do?" And do it. Even if it means wearing pink rhinestones and a huge hairdo.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I want pictures! Pictures of Spider-Man!

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the hell I can't just watch me

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Everyone's wondering if Natalie's using Dear Leader but I'm wondering if it's the other way around. I can easily see him getting "forgetting" to book her a room a Mar-a-Lago, or a spot in the motorcade and then getting off on her madcap gyrations to stay in his proximity.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If he had even a microscopic sense of humour or a shred of self-awareness, he would have closed this post with, "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Maybe we need to explain the USS Abraham Lincoln situation in terms Hegseth can understand. "Mr. Secretary, are you aware that some of our brave warfighters aren't hitting their macros?"

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If you've never seen it, rectify that immediately.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Oh lordy watching Farage strut around and go on about his "ringing endorsement from the people of Clacton" is the funniest shit I've ever seen. My dude, you ran against a guy with a garbage can on his head.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

”You have my sword.” ”And my bow.” ”And my axe.” ”And my twig.”

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The ballroom will have a drone port and multiple catering carts

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Firmly convinced that Andrew Tate's "screaming cannibal" cell mate is just a guy who's in for something like wire fraud but told Andy he was a cannibal to freak him out. "Oh, yeah, I ate, like, 39 dudes. At least."

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Looking forward to the Yankees becoming the Jo-Ann Fabrics of baseball.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You know what? At least Doom is smart. At this point, I’d take it.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If I had a time machine I'd... probably get in on the ground floor of Apple stock, but also see this

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I know this didn't happen, but when they rolled that catering cart with Trump in it on to the second aircraft, I hope somebody said, "Who ordered the chicken?"

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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Darryl Strawberry is in attendance at Busch Stadium tonight to see the Phillies, managed by Don Mattingly, and the Cardinals. When was the last time we had two or more of the stars of "Homer at the Bat" in the same stadium?

Darryl strawberry batting on the Simpsons

Don mattingly wearing a red hat on the Simpsons

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It's killing me that the Democratic Party establishment is worried about Republicans calling them communists when the Republicans have been accusing them of eating babies for, like, 15 years.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

what in the name of rumplefuckingstiltskin is on that man's head

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ok I didn't need to know that "cooterfluencing" was a thing but since it is, I suppose it's good that I just dropped a video about the dangers of influencers mixing sex & politics. Link in first reply. 1/

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Here in Stockholm there's a company advertising their latest breakthrough, "pocket ready condoms." Where were you all keeping them before? In a fake heel in your shoe like James Bond hiding a microfilm?

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Look after the nurses on your lives if you're lucky enough to have any

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

New video! She was a fake MAGA influencer. He was a forgotten visionary who helped win World War 2. What's the connection?

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What can a FAKE MAGA influencer tell us... about winning World War 2?

YouTube video by Reptiles of the Mind

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This thread contains the full NYT story on Russian hackers impersonating Bluesky accounts, for those of us who can’t get around the NYT paywall.

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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

One way to distract people from the diarrhea lettuce is to start flinging monkey shit about the Covid vaccine, I guess.

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