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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lord Farquad is real. Pass it on.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

WHAT on earth is going on? Has everyone contracted Callum Wilsons' disease? #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Brag alert ⚠️ My client Orange Racing by JMH bagged the British GT title yesterday, and I'm so bloody proud of this lot 👏

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As soon as Reform took over, my wife and I were just dejected. Also, our two daughters just finished their time at this nursery in summer, and it's devastating how little damn that rabble have cared. Vitriolic bunch. Feel terrible for Stanley's.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In all this... can we have Elliot Anderson back, please? #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They're going to allow Man City to take out 10-point deductions per season for 15 years, aren't they? Like a cheating Klarna package.

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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Big Six: We must have PSR/SCR to ensure that clubs spend within their means. Clubs like #nufc, #avfc, #nffc must be fair and responsible when spending. This is to safeguard them. Meanwhile, the Big Six:

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can Asprilla play for both?

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seeing a lot about this fella today. I hope he feels proud of himself, because he was superb, and will always be one of our own in my eyes 🙌 #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Absolutely shameless bunch of fash-heads. Do one.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's nice to prolong wins as much as possible.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Am I the only one delighted by a 3-week break for the PL? ...Have you seen that injury list? #NUFC

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Stephen Colbert Reading a Long List

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I always think this just looks like an old camera exposure effect, making the traditional red glow. #F1

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My only MINOR hope is that Burn, Joelinton and Osula will return at some stage. But jeezy peeps this reeks. #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We just seem to be gifting teams target practice lately. Big issue to fix. #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As much as I don't like running, I love the north east so bloody much so finally not working on the GNR and seeing the John Reid Road on tele is lush like. Keep going lads and lasses. See you down the coast shortly 🖤🤍

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*Alan Partridge "you know what? ..." meme intensifies*

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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Great goal" 👏 You can now watch the best moments from @NUFC v @afcbournemouth through RefCam 👉 preml.ge/nmr96u0f

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Was lovely, wasn't it? Impressed he could make something out of that.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One thing I am enjoying is a new "can't drop points from winning positions when you're not ahead late on" vibe shift... #NUFC

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Big Brain Meme Gesture

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*I was in the Leazes that night and vividly remember a brief, frustrated silence at 0-0 being followed by a lad's call of "JUST HIT THE C**T" as Schar lined up a fizzer. Had to be there. Magical. #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Remember when we absolutely dragged our way through a rotten Wimbledon Cup game? Look what happened at the end of the competition 🏆 Onto the next. #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*Millwall player plays sloppy through ball attempt out of play* Co-comms: GREAT VISION. That's what they're looking to do here. #NUFC

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The Simpsons: Moe's Annoyed Eye Twitch

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you listen carefully, you can hear a wonderful combination of the sound of pennies at Reform UK dropping and the BBC News team violently shitting itself.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

An amazing example of just reading into something, without having watched anything.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That's a load of Tottenham, that is.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Blink 182 All American Rejects A Day To Remember The Offspring CKY Alien Ant Farm Lindisfarne Lightning Seeds Sam Fender Simple Plan *But finally going to Download next year. I just fucking hate camping.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Maybe we're just dropping Pardo off to complete his Liverpool move? *Stops being cynical*

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Never doubted him. So bloody happy we've got our number 9 back 🇨🇩 #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

THIS. BLUMMIN. CLUB. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

LADS. Your new Dedic chant. You're welcome. #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Decided it would be a great idea to try and complete all the CTR time trials. *This is probably not my best idea...

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Nobody's the boss of him now.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

KEY QUESTION: Has Dedic got a chant yet? #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

MJ has taken the Keegan approach already I see. Score 3? I'll score 4. #NUFC

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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 26/08/2026

We are delighted to announce the signing of Spanish midfielder Nico González on a long-term deal 💪

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It's that old story: - Striker meets striker - Striker becomes top striker - Other Striker falls out of favour - Striker gets injured - Striker gets back into team - We'll always have Paris

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Big Nick is going to end up having a stormer tonight, isn't he? #NUFC

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In fairness even I have a Totti kit from visiting their market jumbles.

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yeah. It's going to stay in my head all season.

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