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Dan Lyons

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Now: College Sports at Sports Illustrated (@siunion.bsky.social). Then: Athlon Sports, TNIAAM. Syracuse alum. @Dan_Lyons76 at the other place.

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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This football season
PUP’s “If This Tour Doesn’t Kill You, I Will”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some real bangers out there today.
CNN headline: "Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say"Ars Technica headline: "UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges"
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time I scroll scores and see “MW+” despite having six other games on.
The Green Goblin’s mask.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They're calling them "The Big Four."
My last four watched films logged on Letterboxd: Once Upon a Time in the West (1968), Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026), The Donor Party (2023), and The Rip (2026).
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Checking on future CFB schedules and sure happy I went to the very functional website Google dot com first
Google’s display for Week 7 of the college football season in which Purdue, Syracuse, Penn State, Michigan and Ole Miss have the completely wrong logos.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extremely normal week for the sport
ESPN broadcast of Florida State vs. SMU noting, “official time being kept on field.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just in time for Week 1, @sportsillustrated.bsky.social has launched forums for college football (and MLB)! Come join in the discussions as the fall gets rolling: www.si.com/forums#/cate...
Sports Illustrated college football forums graphic: “Join the discussion. Head over to SI Forums to continue the conversation.”Sports Illustrated college football forums graphic: “Join the discussion. Head over to SI Forums to continue the conversation.” Mobile phone graphic: “Join the Conversation on SI Forms. Register to join discussions with SI staff and fellow fans. Share your perspective, debate the biggest stories and help shape the sports conversations that matter.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We were really just asking questions back in 1969 huh
Sports Illustrated from May 26, 1969, cover: “THE GRIZZLY — ENEMY OF MAN. Must he be exterminated?”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A critical hit on Syracuse
“We know our punters' names. Knowing the punter’s name is like memorizing a plumber’s phone number: It’s something you only know by heart if many, many, many things have gone horribly wrong. “
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Behold, a non-Wilt 82-0
A perfect lineup in the 82-0.com game: 60s Royals Oscar Roberson, 60s Lakers Jerry West, 70s Pacers Adrian Dantley, 90s Knicks Patrick Ewing and 90s Magic Shaquille O’Neal.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Need to know more about whatever this jersey is.
A tweet from Brightside Sports: "Marek Dolezaj. ACC battles. Slovak National Team pride. More to come. 💚." With a graphic featuring former Syracuse men's basketball player Dolezaj welcoming him to the agency. In the graphic, he's wearing a jersey that features what appears to be a cartoon of a happy pig.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Special things are happening in today’s @sportsillustrated.bsky.social March Madness live blog. www.si.com/college-bask...
A live blog post for Sports Illustrated by Tyler Lauletta:

Talking Basketball Joins CBS Studio, Horrifies Sports Illustrated Slack Channel

As the CBS desk was filling time between the end of No. 1 Michigan's win over No. 9 Saint Louis and the opening tip of No. 3 Michigan State vs. No. 6 Louisville, Charles Barkley & Co. were visited by a demon.
This demon, apparently, has a name. And that name is Old Ball. The animatronic talking basketball is nothing short of upsetting, and his sudden arrival on our televisions brought our collective Slack channel to a screeching halt.

what the hell is happening in the men's studio

Lorenzo Arguello 2:30 PM
Beat me to it!

Johanna Huybers 2:30 PM
this is nightmare fuel

Lorenzo Arguello 2:30 PM
ahhhh

Tyler Lauletta 2:30 PM
this was apparently a thing on tiktok or something

Liam McKeone 2:31 PM
i got a pitch to interview this talking basketball six months ago lol

Tyler Lauletta 2:31 PM
amazing

Johanna Huybers 2:31 PM
WHAT
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Well then... www.si.com/college-bask...
From Sports Illustrated’s NCAA tournament Thursday live blog by Bryan Fischer.

Headline: Safe to say, Duke wasn’t expecting this

Duke center Maliq Brown to CBS at halftime: “We thought it was going to be a cakewalk going into this game.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
These numbers are sick.
From a Sports Illustrated cover story on Myles Garrett:

“TruMedia provides some necessary context. Garrett notched a sack on almost 5% of his snaps in the 2025 season, the highest rate posted by any defender with more than 500 snaps in the past five years. His average get-off of 0.711 seconds ranked first among qualified rushers. Only three of his 23 sacks came on plays where the Browns blitzed, which meant that 20 of his sacks were on non-blitz drop-backs, or four more than any other player in any other season over the last decade. He was double-teamed, meanwhile, or chip blocked, on 186 of his rushes, the NFL’s highest season tally since 2018.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
From Alexandra Petri in an article for The Atlantic titled "Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?"

A yacht will never turn a profit, and it would be confusing to expect it to. But you know that your net worth is such that if the yacht never supports itself, you will still be proud to call yourself the yacht’s owner and will not suddenly say, “Well, perhaps if we just pivoted part of the yacht sharply to the right and knocked dozens of people off, the yacht would suddenly become self-sustaining.”

A newspaper can certainly turn a profit. One way for a newspaper to make a profit is if you keep its subscribers from canceling their subscriptions en masse.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
At least we get to see the first true national SU coaching search in… 64 years?
Meme of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems saying, “That’s history right there, you understand?”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
An excerpt from Hamilton Nolan’s newsletter:

“What is that number in your bank account for?
You get a certain number of days on this earth and then you die. Imagine being granted the ability to live out those days exactly where and how you wish, and then throwing away that ability because you want the bank account number—which you cannot ever use up—to be larger.

“This is an insane act. This is Scrooge MeDuck huddling in his private bunker of gold coins as the sun shines nicely outside on all the happy people. This is the most grandiose possible example of someone Missing the Point of Life.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@ Detroit Tigers
A video posted by BeisbolPlay on X showing Mets infielder Luisangel Acuña hit his fourth home run of a game in winter ball.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I have so many questions about what he was going for in the prompt here.
Rapper-turned-Syracuse football player Toosii with All-American character Spencer James at an AI generated field that appears to be the inside of the JMA Wireless Dome, but outside at the foot of the previously-name Carrier Dome, before it was renamed and had its roof replaced. Also the field lines are all screwed up.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fernando Mendoza postgame interview after winning the game of his life
Tim Robinson in an iconic "I Think You Should Leave" drive-thru sketch.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Three-loss Alabama that hasn’t played a complete game since Tennessee coming off of a non-competitive game against Georgia?
A close-up of Charles Barkley with the caption “We are going to start a dialogue”.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
STOP THE COUNT
ACC goes up 2-1 in the men’s basketball challenge with the SEC on Syracuse’s upset of Tennessee.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Oops, all Coastal
The top of the 2025 ACC football standings, with No. 18 Virginia at 7–1, No. 21 SMU, No. 12 Miami, No. 22 Pitt, No. 23 Georgia Tech and unranked Duke all at 6–2 in league play.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
An incredibly difficult title to earn but this may be the most wrong AI overview I’ve seen in the wild, congrats Google
Google’s AI overview for a query of active FBS national championship coaches that includes the very retired Barry Switzer, unemployed Mack Brown, and zero-time winners Kyle Whittingham and Brian Kelly.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Went to Lambeau Field and all I got was one touchdown and a pretty baffling late game sequence
Lambeau Field after the Packers lose to the Eagles.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Andrew Cuomo at a rally, as tweeted by Jeff Coltin (@JCColtin): “Here's the hard truth, there is no Santa Claus and there is no Easter Bunny,” Cuomo says. “The mayor cannot freeze the rent.… It's controlled by an independent board, and then you're only talking about a fraction of the units… There are not going to be any free buses.”A classic viral tweet by @internetHippo: "Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Damn, RIP to Art Jones. Truly kind person every time I ran into him at SU and an incredible player.
Statement from Baltimore Ravens GM Eric DeCista posted to the team’s account on X: “We are terribly saddened to learn of Arthur Jones' sudden passing.
Arthur's presence was a gift to everyone he encountered. His big. bright smile, infectious energy and eternal positivity created a presence that continuously uplifted others.
He was kind, courteous and enthusiastic - always displaying a love for family, teammates and friends.
We send our deepest condolences to the Jones family and all who loved Arthur.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Streaming Tonges in fantasy
Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy as “Teenjus” on HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Every time a title contender has to go to Kinnick at midseason
The Dark Link fight of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Dark Link mimics opponents' attacks.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Looks like he made it out, good
A tweet screenshot showing Florida State wide receiver Squirrel White walking away during the Virginia field storm.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tremendous read by @greenwell.bsky.social. Really appreciated how it is completely grounded in human stories and impact and was surprised by how optimistic it is given *gestures broadly at the world*
The cover of Megan Greenwell’s book “Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The Gen-Z Packers are too powerful www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...
From The Athletic on Packers edge rusher Micah Parsons:

“He’s an aura farmer,” LaFleur said, borrowing a term from his teenage sons. Like most Gen X-ers referencing TikTok terminology, LaFleur may have been a bit out of his depth: The saying can sometimes be used in derogatory fashion, denoting someone trying too hard for attention, which obviously wasn’t the coach’s intent.

In this instance, LaFleur was merely referencing an in-game conversation he had with offensive coordinator Adam Stenavich, who, after one ferocious rush by Parsons, turned to his boss and remarked, “God, he’s got great aura.”
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Football.
Midfield view at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta of warmups ahead of South Carolina vs. Virginia Tech.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Football
Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta at the start of Syracuse vs. Tennessee.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The Dan Mullen era is HERE at UNLV
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The Varsity needs to talk to its banner person about this SMU effort
The Varsity in Syracuse, N.Y., featuring the banners representing Orange football’s upcoming football opponents. The SMU banner is notably smaller and doesn’t match the others.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Should we be concerned about CFB coaches in the state of Texas?
Screenshot of a video from X in which Baylor football coach Dave Aranda uses a bizarre "Wolf of Wall Street" analogy to describe recruiting.Post from David Ubben on X: "UTSA coach Jeff Traylor says his team gets some kind of superspiritual power with its connection to fans at the Alamodome.
Said he just watched Avatar and it's a similar connection to the Na'vi and their home tree."
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The Packers are onto something here. (www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...)
From an ESPN story: "Policy will officially take over for the retiring Murphy, who turns 70 July 13, at the Packers' annual shareholders meeting on July 25. Team bylaws require the team president to retire at 70."
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Guess this answers my question
MLB.tv error message: "We dropped the ball. We are sorry, but you have reached this page in error. Please try the action again and if the problem continues, contact Customer Support."
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
So Ohio State did fire Day then?
Ohio State coach Ryan Day's apparent avatar in EA Sports' College Football 26 video game.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Lets go Mets
A Mets fan pours a bottle of milk over his head after New York's win over the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Demonstrably false
MAX push notification about the Cavaliers at Pacers Game 4.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Rory NO!
Parker Posey in The White Lotus, season 3 saying "Tsunami."
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day everyone! #LGM
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Missing him today 😞
Twitter's fail whale.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think that Ernie Davis guy may do something
Sports Illustarted 1959 college football preview blurb for Syracuse, mentioning future Heisman winner Ernie Davis.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Conference realignment run amok. (@sportsillustrated.bsky.social Sept. 21, 1959)
The art for a 1959 Sports Illustrated article about west coast college football conference realignment.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Incredible stuff from The Everything App
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
One more rough moment in an unspeakably bad season. Syracuse is also on a run of bad luck with their recent blue chip freshmen. Donnie was one of the true bright spots this year, really disappointing news.
Syracuse men's basketball release: "After further evaluation and consulting with his family and team physicians, Donnie Freeman is scheduled to have a procedure done next week that will sideline him for the remainder of the season as he focuses on his recovery. While his presence on the court will be missed, Donnie's health and well-being are our top priority. We expect him to make a full return to basketball and will support him throughout his recovery process. Orange Nation wishes Donnie a speedy recovery. Go Orange!"
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