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Dan Lansdowne

@danlansdowne.mow.haus
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Canadian, furry, sometimes writer. Late 30s. Ambiamorous, taken. Account will be NSFW frequently. 18+ followers only. He/him/his. Profile pic by @leanonberger.bsky.social‬.

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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 11/10/2026
Great show! I learned there's one short clip of the rehearsals, and a bootleg that Martin Short recorded on the sly. Lord knows why they haven't released it. And there was a post-screening Q&A with Jayne Eastwood and Eugene Levy.
A representative of the Toronto International Film Festival (left), actress Jayne Eastwood (centre), and actor Eugene Levy (right).
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 09/10/2026
RIP the PoMo clock and departure board at Union Station. I wonder what will come next; I can't imagine they're just going to leave the area opened up.
Construction fencing around the remains of a display board on support posts. Topping it is a clock without hands.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 08/10/2026
"Bezos embraces Trumps 'SI' term"
Fascist Party headquarters in Rome, covered with a political ad for the 1934 election showing Mussolini's face on a background of "Si" repeated.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 08/10/2026
I have one! He typically bottoms, but he can pivot.
Matt, a cat-snow leopard hybrid, stands nude. He has a towel in one hand and wipes his brow and bangs with the other. He is dripping water, having just been swimming.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 08/10/2026
Screenshot of a tweet reading "Cuz we broke, bitch".
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 07/10/2026
If you see this, post a flower. Commission by Shana. Another year and this pic will be old enough to vote.
Krista, an anthro beagle, poses, in a thigh-length sleeveless black dress with a ruffled skirt. She wears black gloves that are almost up to her elbows. She stands in a field at sunset, a church visible in the distance. A wreath of purple flowers frames the picture.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 02/10/2026
See a butt, post a butt. Art by @coffinberry.bsky.social
Krista, an anthro beagle, poses in a darkened room. She wears stockings, ankle and wrist cuffs, and a ball gag, though the latter isn't very visible as she is looking over her arm. She is posed facing away from the viewer, with rump and tail raised, and juices leaking from her vulva.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 26/09/2026
Post a picture you took, (no description) to add some zen to the timeline.
Sidewalk painting of a blue unicorn with yellow mane. A banner with "DREAMY" written on it unfurls in front.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 26/09/2026
Cartoon of a woman wearing a headscarf and pointing to herself. Caption:

I TEACH AT L'ÉCOLE DU PETIT BEBE JESUS ON THE CORNER OF AVE. CARDINAL LEGER AND RUE VIERGE-MARIE-DU-SAINT-SACREMENT IN NOTRE-DAME-DES-MONTS, AND I'M THE ONE BREAKING THE SECULARISM LAW?
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 25/09/2026
Dan, an anthro tomcat, stands facing the viewer with a grin on his face.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 25/09/2026
An image of Bette Midler in front of flames from the movie Hocus Pocus, with the caption "We can't defrost the Mariah Carey yet! I still have a Bette Midler in the oven!"
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 21/09/2026
What say you?
Bust of Dan, an anthro brown tabby tomcat.Let your followers tell you one thing they like about you.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 19/09/2026
It's my birthday today - and Dan's! Alex is baking a cake for him, with Matt's help. Art by @morgdl.bsky.social. www.furaffinity.net/view/66416493/
Alex, an anthro snow leopard, is in her kitchen mixing batter for a cake. Her cat-snow leopard hybrid son Matt is in front of her, hands on hers, "helping"."What are you doing, Mommy?"

"I'm making a cake for Daddy," Alex told her son. "It's his birthday today!"

"He has birthdays too?"

"Mmm-hmm, everyone does! Including grown-ups."

"Ohhh." Matt looked thoughtful. "What presents is he getting?"

"Well, my present is mostly the cake, but I did get him something small for his model trains. I'm not sure what Vicky and Sophie's mom is getting him."

"Can I help?"

"Oh, I don't know...it's a big job. I have to put it in the hot oven!"

"Pleeeease?"

"Well, okay. Come on up, Kotik." Alex pulled a stool over and hoisted Matt onto it, setting him on front of her. "Now put your hands on mine. We're going to stir the batter."

"Okay!"
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 17/09/2026
Got the rare "yard side of the double-sided platform" train at Davisville. Had to get off since it was going out of service, but still a rare treat.
Out of service subway train at a platform.Distant view of the same train, visible on the far side of a two-sided platform.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 12/09/2026
Part two! Catnseps on the beach. www.furaffinity.net/view/66281710/ Art by @novalynxaartad.bsky.social
Matt, a cat-snow leopard hybrid, stands nude. He has a towel in one hand and wipes his brow and bangs with the other. He is dripping water, having just been swimming.Storms in these parts don't last for long this time of year. As the noon hour came to an end, the sun reemerged from behind the clouds, melting away the gloom. And not a moment too soon: watching my brother shoot his shot with a girl he met on the beach wasn't really how I wanted to spend my weekend. So I left him to his flirting and headed back to the beach. Not the beach we were at before, though. The one I favour takes a bit more of a walk to reach...and is far less picky when it comes to swimwear.

Being a nudist isn't something I've been in a hurry to share with my family; my parents would freak and my brother wouldn't let me hear the end of it. There was just something irresistible about feeling the breeze through my fur and letting the water rush over parts of me that usually have a suit in the way.

I wasn't alone in this. The beach had attracted a good sized crowd by the time I arrived, everyone eager to get back in the water after the rain. Took me no time at all to undress and stretch out on my beach towel - wanted to get warmed up in the sun before I got wet. I'm glad I did.

It was like the scene in Casino Royale with Daniel Craig emerging from the water Ursula Andress style. This guy had one advantage over Daniel Craig, of course - no swim trunks. Feline of some kind, but a curious mix...stripes and rosettes. Tiger-leopard? He was light of build, but clearly athletic, with a toned, muscular chest and abs. And if this is what he looked like with "shrinkage"...woof.

He wiped his bangs back, shaking the water from them. Even at that distance, I could make out his piercing blue eyes. I watched him grab his towel and begin drying himself off, soaking up the surface level water. A wave of warmth built on my face and cascaded down my body, and not from the sun. Question was, did I have the nerve to approach him?
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 11/09/2026
A metaphor for Ontario under Ford, or the Toronto Police mounted unit telling us what the force thinks of bike lanes?
Literal horse shit in a bike lane.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 11/09/2026
Shot and chaser. Emblematic of the state of transit in Toronto.
Screencap of a graphic in the Transit app, deeming it recommended by the TTC."Limited real-time info for TTC"
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 09/09/2026
RT with your home river Going by birthplace, the Credit River. Flows from around Orangeville into Lake Ontario at Port Credit. Its English name comes from an old trading post that would supply natives with goods on credit in exchange for fur pelts delivered later.
Photo of the Credit River in Port Credit, Ontario.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 09/09/2026
New art from @morgdl.bsky.social: my cat-dog Sophie sittin' pretty!
Sophie, an anthro cat-dog hybrid, sits against a pile of pillows. Her knees are bent and her legs pulled up against her body. Her feet are crossed and she wraps her arms around her thighs.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 06/09/2026
Ficlet time! First of three connected stories following my trio's kids at the beach, all grown up. First up, Vicky! www.furaffinity.net/view/66213411/
Vicky, an anthro beagle, poses on a beach in a green swimsuit with white polka dots."Red sky in morning, sailors take warning" was the familiar phrase. And sure enough, sunrise that morning had come with a fiery red backdrop. The beach was not deserted, however. Many courageous bathers were still eager to fit in the few hours they could before the inevitable storm.

The clouds started moving in before eleven - scattered at first, but building. By noon, the brilliant blue above was a dull pastel, and the waves were choppy and treacherous. You watched from your seat as the sun worshippers retreated to the covered patios and cafes all along the boardwalk. At last, the beach was deserted, conditions perfect for the beachcombers to move in and see what treasures had washed up. Fossils? Shells? Seaglass? The options were endless.

In no time you were wandering down the beach, metal detector in hand. Before you could get too far in, however, your gaze was caught by a flash of green in the water. And what a sight! You could barely peel you eyes away from the hound that stepped onto shore, well aware of what her bathing suit showed off and accentuated.

"Wanna stop staring and hand me my towel?" she asked with a grin.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 06/09/2026
Krista's dabbled. I don't know that she makes a habit of it. But every once in a while...
Krista, an anthro beagle, kneels with a spiked collar around her neck attached to a chain. Her mascara is running from tears and she is covered in degrading words and tally marks. Nevertheless, her tailtip is a blur from wagging.Krista is only visible from the pubic mound down, her rump, genitals, and legs sticking out of a rectangular opening in a wall. She is leaking semen, and a slot nearby with prices is overflowing with cash. A picture above her shows her face with the name Rose, an alter ego of hers. Her tail wags with delight.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 06/09/2026
New Jersey - a state I've never been to. The NY Times one made a little more sense: had me centred between Buffalo and Detroit. I grew up with Buffalo TV and my mother's from Windsor.
MyDialect heat map showing I'm most like the northeast, and New Jersey in particular.What gave you away Answers that point most strongly to New Jersey. 

How do you pronounce Mary/merry/marry? all 3 are different

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? sunshower 

What is your *general* term for the rubber-soled shoes worn in gym class, for athletic activities, etc.? sneakers

pecan [pi:kæn] with stress on the second syllable ("pee-CAN")
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 06/09/2026
"I went to Toronto once. It was awful."
Grumpy Cat (RIP)
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 02/09/2026
Flag of the Commonwealth of Nations
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 29/08/2026
In this spirit, Happy Boob Day!
Alex, an anthro snow leopard, rests against a riser, clad only in a pair of blue ballet shoes.Sophie, an anthro cat-dog hybrid, lifts her tank top and lowers her bra cups to flash her breasts at the viewer.Krista is shown nude, with a much fuller bust, belly, and hips.Vicky, an anthro beagle, stands over the viewer. She waves downwards, smiling. She is fully nude.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 25/08/2026
Would love to see my Dan in your style if you're willing. Thank you for the opportunity!
Dan, an anthro tomcat.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 22/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationBluey's house and street.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 22/08/2026
Boozy Badger/Barrister (depending on how you met him) in a flat cap staring at the camera sternly in a parking garage. Someone has added the text “Do not get the chat subpoenaed” to it
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 22/08/2026
Reject modernity, embrace tradition.
Cover of the Railway Series book "Thomas the Tank Engine"
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16/08/2026
Lunchtime! Three Sisters salad with pumpkin seeds, chicken with rice and cabbage, and chocolate cake. They'd said lunch would be cold, but the main course was nicely warmed up, even the bun.
Picture of a lunch tray, as described in the body of the post.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16/08/2026
Montreal has entered the chat.
The Biosphere in Montreal, formerly, the US pavilion at Expo67, burns with bright flames and black smoke, melting its acrylic panels. The frame and building within remain, but open to the elements.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16/08/2026
Business Class on VIA Rail.
A glass with the VIA logo etched into it, holding water and a lemon slice on a stick.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 15/08/2026
If we're comparing northeastern tank engines...
Picture of Canadian National 49, a 4-6-4 tank engine, at Exporail near Montreal.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 14/08/2026
Not sure the TTC can be all that quick to judge.
Trackside wall of Yonge subway station in Toronto; a large vertical strip has been removed, turning the station's name to Onge.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 09/08/2026
A late Happy International Cat Day! From Dan, his mom Cathy, Alex, and her boy Matt.
Dan, shown as an anthro tabby kitten, brushes his mother Cathy's tail as she sits on the edge of her bed.Alex, an anthro snow leopard, mixes batter for baking, her young cat-snow leopard hybrid son Matt helping her.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 08/08/2026
Went to the music garden again after work. I always forget just how big this willow tree is.
Picture of a huge willow tree
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 06/08/2026
Be as explicit as you please!
Alex DanKristaZoe
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 04/08/2026
My "cinnamon roll" character...Could it be anyone but Sophie?
Sophie, a cat-dog hybrid, is shown as a baby in a pink onesie with a pacifier in her mouth and holding a plush fox.Sophie, a cat-dog hybrid, wearing horse pyjamas and holding a plush horse, saying "Thank you for my new pony Daddy."Sophie, an anthro cat-dog hybrid, sits atop a horse with a coat that's a mix of dark and light brown. She hugs its neck from the saddle.Sophie, an anthro cat-dog hybrid, stands wearing a lesbian pride flag hoodie and holds a small matching flag. She makes the sign language gesture for "I love you" with her other hand.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 03/08/2026
Alex would be a natural life model. Art by @morgdl.bsky.social. www.furaffinity.net/view/65905661/
Alex, an anthro snow leopard, poses nude. She rests on her knees, feet tucked under her rump. One hand rests on the ground, holding herself up, while the other is on her shoulder, arm bent. Her face is turned slightly towards the viewer, eyes closed, a serene expression on her face."All right class, allow me to bring in our model for today."

The floor creaked under the professor's shoes as she walked to the door of the studio, returning a moment later with a snow leopard in a robe.

Alex strode confidently to the middle of the classroom. She climbed up onto the raised platform and untied the sash of her robe. The garment pooled on the floor where she threw it, leaving her exposed to the students circled around her.

She sank onto her knees, cringing a bit as she put some weight on her bad knee, propping herself up with one hand and shifting her balance to favour the other knee. Her other arm bent up, hand resting delicately on her shoulder, and she closed her eyes.

"All right, you may begin," the professor announced.

The room filled with the sound of pencils and charcoal sticks scratching on paper. Alex held her pose, breath shallow, testament to her years of ballet training.

'Just like being on stage,' she thought to herself.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 02/08/2026
See furry belly, post furry belly.
Krista, an anthro beagle, faces the viewer. She is nude and cups her breasts modestly.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 02/08/2026
Post some cheeks, that is all.
Krista, an anthro beagle, stands nude, looking over her shoulder at the viewer and cupping her breasts.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 30/07/2026
Snep time?
Alex, an anthro snow leopard.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 29/07/2026
The famous comic of two furry parents high-fiving as their child watches the animated Robin Hood movie, responding to the arrested and roped scene with "I feel weird."
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 27/07/2026
I'm sure it makes sense to someone.
Escalator at a subway station that is only accessible by walking up four steps.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 27/07/2026
Enjoy!
Krista, an anthro beagle, looks over her shoulder and tugs the waistband of her panties down on one side. She is topless.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 25/07/2026
Don Draper saying "Listen to me. Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened."
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 23/07/2026
A story in four parts.
The Balinese from the previous post approaches the grey and white cat on the pet bed, sniffing or bonking heads.The fluffy round Balinese decides it wants to share the bed and climbs onto it.The Balinese settles down, fluff spilling over onto the smaller and shorthaired grey and white cat.Two cats side by side on a pet bed.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 23/07/2026
After the railway museum and drying off from the rain, the next stop was the Happy Cat Cafe in the Plateau. That Balinese(?) had the softest fur you can imagine.
A loaf-shaped fluffy cat with Siamese markings (possibly a Balinese) and the softest fur you've ever felt. Not all of the loaf is fur, though.A black and white cat with bonus toes on all four paws.Gustave, the cafe's first and longest-tenured resident. He is a brown tabby cat with white belly, muzzle and limbs/paws.A grey and white cat curled up in a circle in a pet bed, face buried under a paw.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 23/07/2026
First part of the day was spent at Exporail - the Canadian Railway Museum. Managed to see almost everything, finishing just in time for the rain to start. Ended up getting soaked going back to the car - a longer trip than usual because they moved their main parking lot access.
Ex-VIA Rail/ex-Canadian Pacific observation dome car Sibley Park.Head-on shot of retired VIA Rail "LRC" diesel locomotive 6921.Replica of 0-4-0 steam locomotive Dorchester, the first steam locomotive ever operated in Canada.Canadian Pacific 4-4-0 steam locomotive 144.
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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 22/07/2026
Greetings from Montreal! Got in this evening, leaving Friday.
A view east along rue Sainte-Catherine. The Dominion Square Building is just visible on the right; the former Simpsons department store is in the distance, converted to a mall with a movie theatre and a Simons department store. The streetscape is soft, with brick sidewalks transitioning gently to a brick road.
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