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@danks.bsky.social
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he/him/NYC Pure, unfiltered Danks. Fresh squeezed, no addatives. Got a light?

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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 2h
heavier price than genocide?
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 5h
whatever they need to tell themselves to justify genocide
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 21h
how the fuck does she sleep at night?
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just stopping by to add my voice to the "fuck this guy" chorus
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finally, it's my time to shine
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good fuck this loser
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy David S Pumpkins season youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI
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Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All this, 😒:
Human sees a crow and says, "Ahh! A bad Omen".
Crow says, "Oh yeah, dude! We're the ones who fucked the planet and put a continent of garbage in the ocean."..."Prick!"..."You know what? YOU'RE the bad omen." https://bsky.app/profile/eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how many popped collars are we talkin'?
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i had to lie low while some accomplices hid the bodies, here's how i kept my burner charged to get the all clear"
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at an Arby's? no problem
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck no to this guy
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was he doing that stupid thing with his hands?
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn dude you really sound like an asshole
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
make the gop like the green party now, completely irrelevant
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol nerds
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm looking forward to the headline where he's found dead
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migas7.bsky.social @migas7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Real Stories - not the GOP's.
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is peak white people shit
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
weird lots of people have been killed in "drug disputes" but this is the first time i've heard of this method of coverup
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the teacher should have specified the novel
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that happened to me once
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why?
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gosh you'd think an investigative reporter would understand why that is
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Marijuana's the flame, heroin's the fuse, LSD's the bomb." -Joe Friday
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i was commenting on the second panel
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this goes beyond ghoul to something else i don't even know what
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
was just going to block whoever posted this when i noticed who posted this
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
be nice if they built appliances to last again instead of everything taking a shit at the earliest opportunity
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rewatched recently, this one really holds up. still laughed my ass off
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
keep your eyes closed Marion!
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah old brainworm is really into thinking about kids bodies
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
feel like if i posted something like this i'd get a knock on the door and some serious looking folks would like to ask me questions.
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this better not be another Shape of Water where we don't even get to see the dick
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yes, that was the joke
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
brb i'm gonna invent a "microwave" but for cold
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alternate Reality: The Dungeon
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Danks @danks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
are you familiar with calling, writting, texting, or otherwise communicating our thoughts to our elected individuals? Do you know that expressing these things to them let's them know what's important to us even if they have talked about it in the past? but keep being a snarky bitch that works too
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