Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026BREAKING NEWS: Andy Burnham announces latest Manchesterisation reform with Pret A Manger to be renamed Get A Scran(ger) as new branding for the London lunch chain is revealed: 116711
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Me every five minutes: ‘Actually Jude Bellingham is from the Black Country, NOT Birmingham’☝️😏 1217415
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories 714640
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fair play to Messi at the World Cup after putting in a shift at Savers this morning 71309
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Someone on Vinted listing garments currently in the process of being dragged back into the void by malevolent presence. No returns x 416313
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My first ep on Frank Off The Radio is out! Listen before I’m sent back to the forge hammer 🏭👩🏻🏭 4695
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔 11097
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Got to play two back to back darts matches today 4482
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026EXCLUSIVE: Self-checkouts now on antidepressants 117431
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Does anyone know if Arsenal have won the Premier League? Can’t find anything about it online, very frustrating 101179
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Just told a lad blasting music on the train to put his headphones in and his Dad was sat next to him 91882
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026‘Spotted Dick’ has been banned, you have to call it ‘Dried Fruit Infused Steamed Carbohydrate Richard’ now 🙄 7961
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Selling these for £1.69 and god giving me the ability to eat six of the cunts in the four minute walk back from Aldi should be illegal by the way 151528
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Keir Starmer finding out Peter Mandelson failed his vetting checks after making him US Ambassador 2331
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth II from me and Ray Parlour 👑 🐍💣🍺 1 x Cobwa bomb = 1 x respect 🫡 5548
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted 1220019
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026‘We used to be a country’ 😡 Breaking News: we still are 😎 8750
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026All the 6 Music Dads now The Cardigans are on #TOTP 3744
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Me to the writers of Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie when Mr Bean causes a fire trying to cook a turkey in the microwave 0335
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026BREAKING: The UK’s most popular pastime for men has officially been confirmed as ‘spitting on the floor’ 41004
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026BREAKING: Arsenal announces Gunnersaurus as new pope 1324137
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫 1024328
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026High street so bad got me shopping at ‘Sweet Lady’ 7350
