Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This little dumdum flew into the sliding glass door to my back porch and had to chill for an hour or so while while he recovered. The internet told me not to give him food or water, but I really wanted to. 000
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you had asked me, I would've told you not to build a web directly in front of the AC vent. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Philip Seymour Hoffman's character Dusty from the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister. 000
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The even weirder and smaller genre is "Sequel to the novelization of the movie, also intended to serve as the basis for the sequel to the movie, if and only if the first movie doesn't make enough money to fund the more ambitious planned sequel to the movie." 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Novelization of the movie adaptation of a book" is a wild genre. 210
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026By the most commonly cited date cut-off, I missed Gen-X by about a week, but 130
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you painted it yellow and put on big round novelty headlamps, it would look like the coupe from the PS1 game Stunt Race FX. 010
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Of all ways Trump radiates weakness and insecurity, the crowd-size obsession is my favorite one, because of how it's led to news media just gleefully posting b-roll of these haunted, empty venues. Every shot is just begging for a Sounds of Silence needle-drop and a deadpan Ron Howard voiceover. 010
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026A belated happy Fathers Day from me and my meat son. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Oatmeal is way better if you just pretend you're making ramen, but replace the brick of fried noodles with oats. 110
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I guess no one told them they were unclean animals. #CatsofBlueSky 010
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Maybe this is the Kuleshov effect and hindsight talking, but this expression from his victory announcement in 2016 is the most scared I've ever seen him look, and he's been on camera while people were trying to shoot him multiple times. 091
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Has Congress ever impeached the holder of a sub-cabinet position on the grounds of "being a fucking dork"? 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I looked it up, and according to the best sources I can find, AI technologies account for 30-40% of the total current value of publicly traded stocks. I also looked up what the word "clarion" means. 231
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I got tired of paying $11 a har for it and made a ton of it at once the other day. I used a pint just the first week. 110
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026A lot of conservatives online going, "Ackshually, they weren't ICE, they were Border Patrol." 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Dinner for the returning protesters. #thispotispraxis #dutchovensandscottishmaidens 010
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Sometimes my wife has very silly ideas for things for me to photoshop for her. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Steak and eggs with chimichuri and leftover sides from Brasa Rotisserie. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Happy birthday to me and fellow soup enjoyer Hayao Miyazaki. 010
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? 130
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Have they confirmed if she's coming back for Avengers: Doomsday? 000
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles. 020
Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Christmas dinner was an unqualified success, and one which I am unlikely to ever make again. 160