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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_…

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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This little dumdum flew into the sliding glass door to my back porch and had to chill for an hour or so while while he recovered. The internet told me not to give him food or water, but I really wanted to.
An adolescent yellow rumped warlber sitting on brown decking surrounded by dead leaves
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A panel showing black and a white wolf facing each other with the caption: Inside you, there are two wolves

Below that, a panel of the white wolf licking the black one with the caption: They like each other a lot. It's embarrassing.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A black screen with orange text reading:

It's now safe to turn off
your computer
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol
A Google streetview screenshot from July 2022 showing a small gray house in a heavily wooded lot extremely overgrown with shrubs and wild grape vine.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you had asked me, I would've told you not to build a web directly in front of the AC vent.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also this guy.
The Tamarian captain Dathon from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok", a bald, humanoid alien with cranial ridges, wearing a gray uniform with dual bandolier straps, in front of an arid hillside.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data center
The Star Trek: The Next Generation character Lieutenant Commander Data with a red arrow pointing to his approximate middle
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A motel sign reading:

COLOR TV
AIR CONDITIONED
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Philip Seymour Hoffman's character Dusty from the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dr. Andrea Bayden from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons
Oliver Babish from The West Wing
Gene Parmesan from Arrested Development
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The even weirder and smaller genre is "Sequel to the novelization of the movie, also intended to serve as the basis for the sequel to the movie, if and only if the first movie doesn't make enough money to fund the more ambitious planned sequel to the movie."
A book cover showing Darth Vader in a black full face helmet and cape, standing on a rocky rise above a kneeling woman and supine man, with a glowing red orb between them and a misty swamp in the background. Text reads

FROM THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF LUKE SKYWALKER, BASED ON THE CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS CREATED BY GEORGE LUCAS

SPLINTER OF THE MIND'S EYE

A new novel by Alan Dean Foster
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Novelization of the movie adaptation of a book" is a wild genre.
A book cover showing a screen capture from the film Bram Stoker's Dracula, showing Dracula kissing a woman in a red dress.

Text reads

8 PAGES OF STUNNING FULL COLOUR PHOTOGRAPHS

BRAM STOKER'S

DRACULA

A FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA FILM

A novel by FRED SABERHAGEN and JAMES V. HART

Based on the screenplay by JAMES V. HART
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got it.
A square rectangular ashtray with a lit cigarette and two more stubbed out, next to a lowball glass of whiskey on ice, sitting on a wood laminate tabletop.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
By the most commonly cited date cut-off, I missed Gen-X by about a week, but
"Weird Al" Yankovic's Greatest Hits. Cassette case art shows Al with his usual curly hair, aviator frame glasses and dark mustache, in a colorful shirt, black pants, red socks and black and white sneakers, reclined  with one foot up against the edge of the frame with a bright blue background and gold text.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A screenshot of a BlueSky post from the Guggenheim Collection's official account (@guggenheim.bsky.social).

The posted image shows a painting of a golden oval covered in an irregular lattice of black and a lighter section in the center, evoking a reflective surface.

Caption above reads 

Ocean 5 by Piet Mondrian, 1914

Posted Jul 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM

4 reposts

17 likes

Below that, the text of a BlueSky comment below reads:

Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social


So, is Bernie Mac not in this one, or... ?
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you painted it yellow and put on big round novelty headlamps, it would look like the coupe from the PS1 game Stunt Race FX.
Jagged polygon graphics of a boxy yellow car with anthropomorphic headlight eyes on a low-res race track.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Of all ways Trump radiates weakness and insecurity, the crowd-size obsession is my favorite one, because of how it's led to news media just gleefully posting b-roll of these haunted, empty venues. Every shot is just begging for a Sounds of Silence needle-drop and a deadpan Ron Howard voiceover.
A bunch of sad weirdos plodding between mostly vacant vendor stalls under a gray sky on the National Mall.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan below the caption:

On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology. Meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A belated happy Fathers Day from me and my meat son.
A tomahawk steak with compound butter on a serving board with asparagus and fingerling potatoes.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jacob Wysocki as Hayes Steele from an episode of the Dropout show Very Important People. A large man with a mustache and a combover in a white suit with gold jewelery, seated in front of a pastel pink background. 

Chiron reads: Hayes Steele 
Almost Billionaire
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We have red foxes under our shed this year.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oatmeal is way better if you just pretend you're making ramen, but replace the brick of fried noodles with oats.
A bowl of steel-cut oats cooked in miso broth and garnished with chili crisp, scallions and a poached egg.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
HorsePLAY? Neigh,
A black and white photo of Martin Scorsese, seated with both arms raised, captioned ABSOLUTE HORSE CINEMA
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I guess no one told them they were unclean animals. #CatsofBlueSky
One gray tabby kitten cleaning another one.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Maybe this is the Kuleshov effect and hindsight talking, but this expression from his victory announcement in 2016 is the most scared I've ever seen him look, and he's been on camera while people were trying to shoot him multiple times.
Donald Trump in front of an American flag, clapping his hands in a blue suit and red tie, looking like he needs to call his mom to pick him up from school because he peed his pants.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not sure if joke problematic?
A photo of San Francisco's America building before transition
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The red paper wrapper of a pair of chopsticks, held a over a wood floor. Black text reads: 

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks.

the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history. and cultural

'BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Here's another
A dark gray and white 1971 Buick Estate wagon.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Has Congress ever impeached the holder of a sub-cabinet position on the grounds of "being a fucking dork"?
An excerpt from the Wikipedia article "2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting", reading "White House Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino[39][40] unsuccessfully attempted to start a "U-S-A!" chant as Trump was escorted out"
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I looked it up, and according to the best sources I can find, AI technologies account for 30-40% of the total current value of publicly traded stocks. I also looked up what the word "clarion" means.
A s reenshot of a Google search from my phone. Thr search bar reads "clarion"
 And below that:
Open now

Al Overview:

"Clarion" is a noun referring to a clear, shrill medieval trumpet, or an adjective describing a loud, clear, and inspiring sound, often used in phrases like "clarion call". It is also a brand of car audio systems, a type of, a type of hotel chain, and a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

Show more

Below that is a link to Merriam Webster showing the actual defintion, cropped short in the screenshot.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Michael Bluth from Arrested Development saying, "I'm Chareth Custory, a pirate lawyer."
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I got tired of paying $11 a har for it and made a ton of it at once the other day. I used a pint just the first week.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I;m posting about thos Beans
Assorted beans cooking in an enameled dutch oven with a ham bone and some sprigs of rosemary
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A blue-green stoneware bowl full of white beans with artichokes, kale, sundried tomatoes, and feta with a crust of French bread
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Anyway, here's dinner.
A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Reposting with alt text
To:

jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]; Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]

From:

Elon Musk

Sent:

Tue 12/25/2012 6:07:16 AM

Subject:

Re:

Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A lot of conservatives online going, "Ackshually, they weren't ICE, they were Border Patrol."
A screenshot from The Great Escape showing two British RAF officers speaking across a desk. Caption reads, "Look, sir, you talk about the High Command and the Luftwaffe, and then you talk about the Gestapo and the SS. To me, they're the same!"
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Dinner for the returning protesters. #thispotispraxis #dutchovensandscottishmaidens
A black and red melamine bowl of beef stew with a slice of buttered bread and a spoon.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sometimes my wife has very silly ideas for things for me to photoshop for her.
A logo combining the ring and bird motif of the Mockingjay logo from the Hunger Games movies with a stylized loon that I shamelessly stole from the Minnesota United soccer team. In place of the arrive from the Mockingjay logo, a snow shovel is clutched its beak.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Steak and eggs with chimichuri and leftover sides from Brasa Rotisserie.
Fried yucca, sunny side up eggs on a bed of yellow rice and strips of ribeye steak with chimichuri in a shallow blue glazed stoneware bowl.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I think about this image a lot.
[A graph with the x-axis showing time in years from 1940 to some time after 2010 (presumably ca. 2014). The y-axis shows percentage of population. The graph has 4 lines, 2 solid and 2 dashed, with 2 different colors: red and blue. The red lines indicate statistics concerning interracial marriage, while the blue indicate statistics concerning same-sex marriage. The solid lines indicate population living in states where that type of marriage is legal, while the dashed lines indicate popular approval of that type of marriage based on various polls.]
[Solid red line:] Percentage of US population living in states with legal interracial marriage
[Dot on solid red line:] Full legal access: 1967
[Dashed red line:] Popular approval of interracial marriage (Source: Gallup Polls)
[Dot on dashed red line:] Majority approval: 1995
[Dashed blue line:] Popular approval of same-sex marriage (Source: various polls)
[Dot on dashed blue line:] Majority approval: 2011
[Solid blue line:] Percentage of US population living in states with legal same-sex marriage
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Happy birthday to me and fellow soup enjoyer Hayao Miyazaki.
A photo of a bowl of ramen with ham, soft cooked egg and sliced vegetables.A still image from the movie Ponyo showing a bowl of ramen with ham, soft cooked egg and sliced vegetables.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Noodles achieved.
A large stoneware bowl of noodles and broth topped with (clockwise from the 1 o'clock position) a soft boiled egg half, a pile of chopped spring onion, shredded carrot, and to thick slices of ham.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A book cover reading LA TECHNIQUE AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO THE FUNDAMENTAL TECHNIQUES OF COOKING

JACQUES PÉPIN

A MASTERWORK

Jane Grigson

PAPERMAC

And ahowing a photo of a striped tabletop with a garlic clove, a small knife, and a wire whisk.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
A dynamic movie poster for the 1999 film Go, featuring three characters, highlighting a young blonde woman in a red jacket pointing a large "Go" sign.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I made too many little toasts.
Crostini topped with raspberry jam and brie; ricotta, pine nuts, and honey; basil, confit tomatoes, and burrata, and sundried tomato, prosciutto and balsamic glaze, arranged randomly on a side-grain cutting board.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times.
A book titled WEAPONS

AN INTERNATIONAL ENCYCLOPEDIA FROM 5000 B.C. TO 2000 A.D.

UPDATED EDITION

THE DIAGRAM GROUP

Thr cover art is an assortment of weapons in black line art on a white background, including a derringer, howitzer, crossbow and an M16.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Have they confirmed if she's coming back for Avengers: Doomsday?
A screenshot of an advertisement showing a woman in a wide brimmed black hat and a gray knitted pancho standing on a snowy path. Text reads 


Granite Poncho


By Stephanie L

$5.00
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles.
A lit candle wick in a round cone of butter suspended in a pull-apart bread baked in a tube pan on a clear platter on a pale green table cloth.
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Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas dinner was an unqualified success, and one which I am unlikely to ever make again.
A cross section of a Timpano stuffed pasta, showing layers of salami, cheese, penne pasta, hard-cooked eggs, tomato sauce and meatballs, with a wedge cut out, sitting on a wood cutting board on a pale green tablecloth.

A large serving bowl of spaghetti is shown in the background.
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