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Dan Jennsign

@danjenni.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad of 4, bass guitarist. I like Horror, Hockey, and Hololive.

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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sold the OLP!
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best argument I've ever heard for universal basic income (UBI). "The reason we don't call that work is because it doesn't make rich people money." 🎤Craig Fay
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dead simple trick I don't think most people do: time how long it takes your bath to fill and then you never need to worry about the guesswork again. Just set a timer and you know when your bath is full.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today Frog helped me wash the new car. She really wanted a go with the hose and managed to shoot an innocent bystander walking past the house. He was chill about it, but I am thoroughly embarrassed.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never under 14 years of Tory trainwreck did a mainstream media outlet describe their agenda as "Nazi", "Fascist", "Hard Right", or even "Capitalist". None of the headlines here even call it Socialist.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Due to a siphoning mishap 10 years ago, I can confirm milkshake tastes a lot better than diesel.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worked out my late night Tesco runs cost me around 80p in fuel per trip. So I started taking a big backpack and walking it. But I usually buy an 80p milkshake for the walk back.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please fire whoever tricked you into hiring a prompt writer instead of graphics designers and animators 🤮
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you need some Real Human-made Music today, I'm having a great time with the new Gåte album, in between skipping cat food adverts music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Album • Gåte
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I avoid Spotify because of audioslop, and now clanker bands are buying YouTube ads? Get in the fucking bin.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it's only cool to dunk on the current leader all the time, but I'm not afraid to say I'm a Working class Socialist and I'm pleased to see the first genuine left-wing government in my lifetime. It's not perfect, but way better than trying to survive tory austerity.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The PM working on closing the huge gap in social care funding by making a slight cut where most will barely notice it. Understandably the critics are going crazy. But where were they when the tories helped themselves to the tax pot for 14 years???
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Kermit The Frog Sips Lipton Tea Meme
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could sure go for some Drum & Bass & Vibraslap
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really struggling in the UK since Kraft ruined Cadbury's. I can't stand palm oil chocolate anymore and I don't like dark. Last time I went to Holland I ate 4 giant bars of Milka in a week, but you can't get it here anymore.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably my most profound quote so far "If you can't improve the silence, shut the F*** up"
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New episode of Fika is up. Would Lovecraft like Bloodborne? Underground Metal acts you should know, Cloud Atlas, Resident Evil films, and Vexpo. drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found my Xbox Duke controller and while watching a video about repairing them I dropped it and it smashed to pieces. It's now held together with tape and I'm just keeping it as a fidget toy because it still feels so nice to hold.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Vexpo2026 Once again I didn't end up taking many pictures, but you may have spotted the smallest Rumi running around on Sunday.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My last stream turned in to such a great chat so I decided to edit into a proper audio podcast. Feel free to download and have a listen should you ever need some company. All in one big mp3 file with timestamps should you want to skip ahead. drive.google.com/file/d/1p8eE...
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beck is my go-to. There's a lot of cheesey tropes early on, but it's amazing how well a silent medium can portray the experience of live music.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help please: This is Christine. She has been standing in St George's Square Hebden Bridge for over 17 years in solidarity with the Palestinian people. She has been told she is no longer allowed to do this and is likely to be arrested. Please RT this for awareness. Photo credit: Morning Star.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're going to fire your cannons, make sure they're pointing the right way. No, not an ancient proverb. To the best of my knowledge, cannon operators didn't need to be told that.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I really hate about the internet in 2026: -AI everywhere -Auto-translate functions that force content intended to speakers of other languages onto your feed -Maketplaces will sell your items internationally and you don't get a say in it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I heard the landscapes were inspired by Wales. I really love that
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, investing a lot of time and effort, and occasionally a bit of money, into making as many games as possible easily accessible to me. Downloading mods, emulators, fanmade texture packs, running on Linux. Also me, playing a game for 5 minutes and having to stop due to motion sickness.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last night in my rush to load the washing machine, I failed to notice I also picked up the dog's bowl. Shiny and clean.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well thanks a lot, Ford. Now I don't have a car.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Playing Halo on Linux as a big FU to Microsoft because I'm still mad that they ruined Rareware studios.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to run down the battery because I think the measure is way off. It's been at 1% for over an hour and still hasn't died. It wouldn't be a big deal if the brightness didn't flash like this as a low battery warning at 30% (can't find any setting to turn this off)
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have made 24 gifs from the new Chadcast MV, totalling over a minute of fan-animated goodness. They should all be fully available on Tenor/Giphy/Kliphy in the next day or two.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This must be what zoomers see scrolling TikTok after 2 White Monsters.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Slam dunk it straight into the bin
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Daniel Labelle's Frustrated Trash Dump
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something neutral at least, can be used for good or evil. Don't forget the "hup" sound worms make when they jump in Worms 2
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And now you too can hear the Marble Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog 1 in your head for no fucken reason.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Frog, do you want a sandwich or egg bread?" "Sandwich, please" *half an eaten sandwich later* "Daaad, is my eggy bread ready?"
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just realised I haven't felt Imposter Syndrome since I learned how many talentless grifters are out there generating slop to sell. If you pick up a tool and make something with it, even if you don't think you're that good, you're easily in the top 10%.
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Susanah Grace @susanahgrace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stop fucking using genAI. Not even for a joke, not even for that oh so cutting political satire. Every time you use it, you are actively taking food out of our mouths. You are using the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah great. Another Holywood Robin Hood high-budget where they make him into some superhero. As a fan of Andrew Garfield and Russell Crowe's acting. And not even a history nerd, just a socialist and someone who used to waste time wandering around Nottingham... leave Robin Hood alone already.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Around a year ago by any chance? I realise now I may have watched this following your own recommendation...
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is my go-to recommendation at the moment youtu.be/2dD3Fawk4y0?...
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Curve | Horror Short Film
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The man at the Tesco checkouts has this running joke where he pretends to decide whether or not to ID me. My guy, my energy drink habit is old enough to buy these energy drinks 🫠
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What if...
The otter variety of the Drake meme, showing the Otter turning away from the idea that Clacton re-elected Farage because they're sheep, instead favouring the idea that they re-elected him to ensure he was held to account for taking foreign bribes.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/08/2026
im doing my part 🫡
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm still recommending Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series on a regular basis. Sabriel is an incredible introduction to the world and magic system. But the Lirael/Abhorsen story is unputdownable from start to end.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah well. At least Fraud has been left thoroughly embarrassed. His big attention-grab fake election failed and he didn't even show up to his own clown show.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
She is an apex predator
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Streamers, be sure to put something on your screen, title, or tags that shows you have opted-out. Make sure your viewers know their messages won't be scraped for AI training.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This technology isn't new, but I've only recently learned that its really easy to get your save data from original hardware and transfer it to your emulators. I just got my RE4 Gamecube saves and picked them up on my phone, which can just about play it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clacton, you have the ability to do literally The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened In British Political History Ever. Don't let us down! Put Nigel Fraud in the fuckin bin!
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Burnham wants to shut down some of the UK's biggest crime networks but apparently that's not good enough for the chronically online. I hate the data centres too, but can you give him a fucking chance? These are Tory/Brexit made problems that need fixing.
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