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Dan Jennsign

@danjenni.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad of 4, bass guitarist. I like Horror, Hockey, and Hololive.

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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 6h
Today Frog helped me wash the new car. She really wanted a go with the hose and managed to shoot an innocent bystander walking past the house. He was chill about it, but I am thoroughly embarrassed.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13h
Never under 14 years of Tory trainwreck did a mainstream media outlet describe their agenda as "Nazi", "Fascist", "Hard Right", or even "Capitalist". None of the headlines here even call it Socialist.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worked out my late night Tesco runs cost me around 80p in fuel per trip. So I started taking a big backpack and walking it. But I usually buy an 80p milkshake for the walk back.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I avoid Spotify because of audioslop, and now clanker bands are buying YouTube ads? Get in the fucking bin.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The PM working on closing the huge gap in social care funding by making a slight cut where most will barely notice it. Understandably the critics are going crazy. But where were they when the tories helped themselves to the tax pot for 14 years???
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New episode of Fika is up. Would Lovecraft like Bloodborne? Underground Metal acts you should know, Cloud Atlas, Resident Evil films, and Vexpo. drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found my Xbox Duke controller and while watching a video about repairing them I dropped it and it smashed to pieces. It's now held together with tape and I'm just keeping it as a fidget toy because it still feels so nice to hold.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Vexpo2026 Once again I didn't end up taking many pictures, but you may have spotted the smallest Rumi running around on Sunday.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My last stream turned in to such a great chat so I decided to edit into a proper audio podcast. Feel free to download and have a listen should you ever need some company. All in one big mp3 file with timestamps should you want to skip ahead. drive.google.com/file/d/1p8eE...
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help please: This is Christine. She has been standing in St George's Square Hebden Bridge for over 17 years in solidarity with the Palestinian people. She has been told she is no longer allowed to do this and is likely to be arrested. Please RT this for awareness. Photo credit: Morning Star.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're going to fire your cannons, make sure they're pointing the right way. No, not an ancient proverb. To the best of my knowledge, cannon operators didn't need to be told that.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I really hate about the internet in 2026: -AI everywhere -Auto-translate functions that force content intended to speakers of other languages onto your feed -Maketplaces will sell your items internationally and you don't get a say in it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, investing a lot of time and effort, and occasionally a bit of money, into making as many games as possible easily accessible to me. Downloading mods, emulators, fanmade texture packs, running on Linux. Also me, playing a game for 5 minutes and having to stop due to motion sickness.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last night in my rush to load the washing machine, I failed to notice I also picked up the dog's bowl. Shiny and clean.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well thanks a lot, Ford. Now I don't have a car.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Playing Halo on Linux as a big FU to Microsoft because I'm still mad that they ruined Rareware studios.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have made 24 gifs from the new Chadcast MV, totalling over a minute of fan-animated goodness. They should all be fully available on Tenor/Giphy/Kliphy in the next day or two.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And now you too can hear the Marble Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog 1 in your head for no fucken reason.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Frog, do you want a sandwich or egg bread?" "Sandwich, please" *half an eaten sandwich later* "Daaad, is my eggy bread ready?"
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just realised I haven't felt Imposter Syndrome since I learned how many talentless grifters are out there generating slop to sell. If you pick up a tool and make something with it, even if you don't think you're that good, you're easily in the top 10%.
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Susanah Grace @susanahgrace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stop fucking using genAI. Not even for a joke, not even for that oh so cutting political satire. Every time you use it, you are actively taking food out of our mouths. You are using the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah great. Another Holywood Robin Hood high-budget where they make him into some superhero. As a fan of Andrew Garfield and Russell Crowe's acting. And not even a history nerd, just a socialist and someone who used to waste time wandering around Nottingham... leave Robin Hood alone already.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The man at the Tesco checkouts has this running joke where he pretends to decide whether or not to ID me. My guy, my energy drink habit is old enough to buy these energy drinks 🫠
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/08/2026
im doing my part 🫡
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm still recommending Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series on a regular basis. Sabriel is an incredible introduction to the world and magic system. But the Lirael/Abhorsen story is unputdownable from start to end.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah well. At least Fraud has been left thoroughly embarrassed. His big attention-grab fake election failed and he didn't even show up to his own clown show.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Streamers, be sure to put something on your screen, title, or tags that shows you have opted-out. Make sure your viewers know their messages won't be scraped for AI training.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This technology isn't new, but I've only recently learned that its really easy to get your save data from original hardware and transfer it to your emulators. I just got my RE4 Gamecube saves and picked them up on my phone, which can just about play it.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clacton, you have the ability to do literally The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened In British Political History Ever. Don't let us down! Put Nigel Fraud in the fuckin bin!
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Burnham wants to shut down some of the UK's biggest crime networks but apparently that's not good enough for the chronically online. I hate the data centres too, but can you give him a fucking chance? These are Tory/Brexit made problems that need fixing.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Realising you've been working on the wrong list all day and almost doubling your total case number in the last 90 mins of your shift
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not gonna go into it, but if some doorbell cam footage of a walking tree goes viral, that was me.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Grandad is here so Frog is showing him Kpop Demon Hunters again and telling him all about them.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Miss that guy already
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolute bliss
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Weirdly nostalgic for twitter back when it was good before the billionaires took over. You used to be able to get tweets sent via SMS. Before I got a smart phone (late 2015), twitter used to text me Devin Townsend tweets.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thinking very hard about their next move (they don't know how to play) #MyHolodoriPicture
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I could really do with the floor not being lava while I'm trying to eat.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Since my kid developed the ability to be embarrassed of me, my Dad Powers have significantly improved. My Dad Jokes are getting worse (better). Magnum came on the radio earlier and I turned it up.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Having a lovely time playing Hololive Dreams, even though it feels like everyone else plays at Inhuman Expert mode
Laplus being the bossIt's called Hololive Dreams because its a dream world where Gura and Ame haven't left and still hang out.Flare on a date with her girlfriend and her crush at the same time.Suisei deep in thought apparently.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
No. #holodori #hololive
Laplus in Hololive Dreams wearing "Deal with it." glasses standing infront of a sign asking the player to change to a different Holomem.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Think I'll just give in and listen to your AI slop? Fucking watch me, cunt.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When you're looking for your DS lite and apparently you have two. And you don't know where the 2nd one came from, and now you mention it, you don't even remember where you got the first one from.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the first full football game I've watched in nearly 20 years and this is agony. 100 minutes of illegal grabs and tackles, faking injuries, harassing the ref. FIFA just does nothing and rakes in the money.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Beat Emerald Weapon on FF7 classic. First time I played the game as a kid I was so amazed by it in the overworld, I followed it until I accidentally bumped into it and it murdered me.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I started handmaking paper in my garden as a way to unwind from business school. I once traded a notebook I made for a curry. Be weird and don't let anyone discourage you, it's amazing what happens.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Hey, what's that you're listening to?" "Oh, this is Death Metal. It's what regular Metal sounds like to normies."
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Accidentally woke my wife up twice by eating cereal too loud in my home office. I have switched to a plastic bowl.
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sticking two fingers up to the establishment
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Dan Jennsign @danjenni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Got a new toy yesterday too. I fell into a YouTube rabbit hole of Retro handhelds and concluded this is the one I wanted (Powkiddy v10). Just got a lot of things to sort out with the software.
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