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Dani Colman

@daniwritesstuff.com
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I write stuff.

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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 19/11/2024
Aw, pants, people are following me now. I guess I’ll post something eventually. In the meantime, I welcome all Xitter refugees to hang out here and share war stories. It’s been rough.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 02/09/2023
At a screening of Conan the Barbarian, and the theatre is playing the soundtrack for Conan the Destroyer while we wait. This is not the hype I think they think it is. (Also @schwarzenegger.bsky.social is two rows behind me everyone be cool.)
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 21/08/2023
@davesikula.bsky.social Oh hey! Great to see you on here!
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 19/07/2023
Good to know!
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 19/07/2023
I…must have…that fabric… If anyone needs me I’ll be spending the next hour obsessively googling nerdy button options.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 18/07/2023
The AMPTP wanting arbitration to be conducted by a group of rotting corpses seems stunningly on brand.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 14/07/2023
Women are not hot-swappable components. I can’t believe I have to say this in 2023.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 07/07/2023
I’m saltier about this than usual because of a contract I *didn’t* walk away from and arguably should have. Or at least travelled back in time with the lawyer I can now afford, to warn my younger self to redline that shit.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 07/07/2023
Along with @brianschirmer.bsky.social , I am 2 for 2 on walking away from a bad contract, and the publisher in question going bust six months later. What they tell you about having big plans for the long term is bullshit. The plans are vapourware.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 06/07/2023
You dapper bastard.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 05/07/2023
KIERON.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 04/07/2023
Goldarnit. Next time!
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 04/07/2023
Wait, you’re in LA?
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 02/07/2023
That makes a whole two of us!
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 01/07/2023
Totally misread the movie as DEAD END DRIVE IN, which - if you haven’t already seen it - would probably be your jam! Nasty little Australian dystopian dieselpunk with some very cool world building.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 26/06/2023
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 21/06/2023
Aww, you’re too kind. @misscecil.bsky.social, happy to help if you wanna hit me up over email.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 10/06/2023
You’re such an annoyingly good writer I keep forgetting you can do this too. Y’talented bastard.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 09/06/2023
It blows my mind that people are following me on here despite the fact that I do basically nothing. Perhaps some day I shall be motivated to do basically something.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 19/05/2023
My favourite thing about my robot vacuum is the little bastard’s persistence. “I. Will. Clean. Under. This. Chair. So. Help. Me. THUNK.”
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 19/05/2023
Oh hey!
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 16/05/2023
You’re a very compelling Muppet.
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Dani Colman @daniwritesstuff.com · 15/05/2023
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