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Dani Vaughn Bea

@danivaughnbea.bsky.social
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Current obsession: Chaos Gardening. I play video games, sometimes draw, sometimes bake, sometimes go adventuring. The resident animals are 2 dogs (Zadie and Coco) and 2 cats (Mabel and Dipper).

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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 10h
I kept asking AI to transfer me to a human about a denied claim for health insurance, and it kept sending me to a department for prescriptions. Absolute garbage.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 16h
It's a nice day to share a sunbeam with your sibling 💜
Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, in their bespoke catio. Dipper is sitting next to his sister, keeping watch. Mabel is all spread out, fast asleep.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cheeses have been grilled. This must be what heaven is like.
Grilled cheese made with homemade bread on a paper plate. It's delicious!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took a stab at white bread for sandwiches. A friend sent me his recipe. THIS IS GOOD BREAD. We're grilling cheeses tonight!
Two loaves of white bread on silver cooling racks. The bread is golden and wonderfully crusty.The middle of the bread after being sliced. I see other people post pictures of bread like this. I don't know why. But if you were wondering what the bread guts look like, here you go.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing aside the fact many of my family members let me watch movies like Child's Play and Pupprtmaster... the first non-horror movie that scared me was probably Labyrinth? The Fire Gang was just too much. 😬
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walked the Manito gardens with the family today. It was lovely. Saw a tree imported from Whoville and a 120 year old cactus! Now excuse me while my feet spontaneously combust. 😅
The Japanese gardens at Manito. The sun is shining off the koi pond and the trees are all turning autumn colors. A very peaceful place. A waterfall and statue in the Japanese gardens.A bonsai birch tree, apparently. The trunk is a twisted spiral. My nephew said it's a Dr Suess tree and he is correct. A Christmas cactus in the Duncan gardens conservancy. The plaque says it was propagated in 1906. This is the oldest cactus I've ever had the pleasure of meeting!
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh sweet! I'll be out and about tomorrow morning, I can swing by and pick it up if you'll be home!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stickers, glow sticks, Halloween themed rubber duckies, things like that!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey local friends! If you guys have any brown paper bags or plain cardboard boxes you're not using, can I have them? I'm putting them down in the veggie garden to hopefully keep the weeds back a bit next year.
A piece of my vegetable garden space covered in brown paper bags and cardboard boxes. I thought I'd have enough for this section. I only had enough for a quarter of this section. What a sad day for me.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mabel is technically an adult. She still sleeps like a kitten though. 🥰
Mabel, a white cat, sleeping on her back. Her front legs are splayed out, stretched above her head. Her back legs are curled up cozily. No one naps like a deaf cat naps.
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RANGE Media @rangemedia.co · 03/10/2026
On Thursday, we published text messages in which a Spokane police officer said he was hoping "we hit him at least once each lol," referring to the killing of a man who was having a mental health crisis by the officer and four of his colleagues.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sisters are for squishin, it's in the rules!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big brother energy for sure lol
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hit me up, Capcom!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you and thank you! They're my foster fail babies 🥰
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My boy smushes his sister too 😂
Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, lying on a white and gray blanket. Dipper is smugly smooshing his sister. Mabel is looking irritated and resigned. Since they're both white, it looks like they've transformed into a biblically accurate angel.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI kept transferring me to the wrong department. I finally got to speak to a human who could transfer me to the right department. I told her I hate that AI. She sighed and said, "Honestly, me too." AI is not making anything easier for anyone, customers or employees. Time to throw it in the trash.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know good and damn well we want to see this fluffy little big head! Awwww.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coco is not allowed to eat people food. She is, however, allowed to SMELL people food as much as she wants. 😅
Coco, a chocolate lab dachshund mix, lying on the bed with her nose millimeters away from a container of gyoza. She's eyeing it sadly. Same composition, but Coco is lookingat the camera, eyes full of accusation. How dare I bring wonderful smells into the house and not share the bounty with her.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This image is the moment the calendar crossed over from 1979 to 1980. No, I will not elaborate.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coco is not allowed to eat people food. She is, however, allowed to SMELL people food as much as she wants. 😅
Coco, a chocolate lab dachshund mix, lying on the bed with her nose millimeters away from a container of gyoza. She's eyeing it sadly. Same composition, but Coco is lookingat the camera, eyes full of accusation. How dare I bring wonderful smells into the house and not share the bounty with her.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Achievement! You have successfully completed both a yearly eye exam AND a dental cleaning in one day. You sick freak! Reward: you don't have to think about your eyes or teeth for the rest of the year. Probably. Stay away from sharp sticks and hard candies, though, just in case.
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New Achievement
Alt: New Achievement text popping up like Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The texture is so satisfying! I'm making this as a Christmas present but I'm going to make one for me just so I can touch it whenever I want lol
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A picture of a car hood with snow on it, but the snow has melted into the pattern of a terrifying nightmare face.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caron has been up and down for me. I really like the blossom cakes and blossom cupcakes. Soft, no splitting. I tried a different kind and it was so stiff and awful I had to return the other skeins!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caron blossom cupcakes in the color blooming good!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've done some front/back post stitches in my little stuffies I've been crocheting but I didn't know about it alternating like this. I think its so pretty!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very easy! It's just a repeat of front post/back post double crochet stitches - instead of looping through the V stitch like you normally do, you loop around the long part of the double crochet. It's hard to explain in words but if you look up a rice stitch video they'll show you!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm new too! I just searched up interesting crochet stitches for variegated yarn and gave this one a shot. I love it!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really easy. I haven't even been doing crochet for a full year yet and this was a piece of cake to learn!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm new to crochet, so it's all new to me!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's one of the reasons I love it, the texture is so fun!
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you! It shows off the colors really well, I really like it.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for the CN, it didn't even occur to me since I knew she was fine lol
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Addendum: he looked me up a decade later and said breaking up with me was his worst mistake. Lol, and may I be so bold as to say, lmao.)
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I think we should break up."
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My feet were torn up, what with all the running around barefoot in country AND city conditions for hours. We made it home. My boyfriend drew me a hot bath and helped me clean gravel out of my feet. We went upstairs. We snuggled in bed. As I started drifting off he said...
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We asked if boyfriend's dad could drive us home. He asked if we had gas money. We didn't. He drove us to his house and told us to walk the 10 city blocks back to our place. We did.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dog was fine. Not a scratch on her. Of course.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the lug nuts was metric instead of standard. Someone had put the wrong nut on the wheel. We couldn't change the tire. Lovely guy left with what gratitude my busted brain could muster just as my boyfriend's dad showed up to make sure everything was okay with the expensive dog.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lovely young guy in a fancy car with a newfangled cellular telephone stopped. He got us back to the vet where, while I was gone, the vet had finally arrived and was looking at the dog. Lovely guy took me to an auto shop to borrow a wrench so we could change one tire and maybe limp the car home.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now, I'm not blaming anyone because seeing a barefoot and bedraggled young woman run up to your house in a thunderstorm is literally horror movie stuff, but no one answered their door. My brain fully extinguished itself at this point and I ran into the road trying to find help.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still panicked, I turned a corner too hard and popped not one but TWO tires. We were only a couple blocks away so I wrangled the car to the vet only to find it closed. My boyfriend, in the back seat holding his dog, begged me to find someone with a phone. Still shoeless, out into the storm I went.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I drove us back to town, stopping at his parents to let them know to call the vet and let them know we were on the way. In the meantime, the little rainshower had turned into a full blown storm. Thunder, lightning, drenching rain, the works.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was screaming. I was screaming. He jumped down after the dog. I kicked off my wedge sandals and scrambled down after. He was cradling the dog in his arms saying, "I think her back is broken." Sheer panic set in and we raced back to the car, forgetting my shoes at the bridge.
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