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Dan Shepherd

@danielshepherd.co.uk
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#LFC, Apple, tech, moaning and trying to avoid politics. Was @TheCarteI and @LiverpoolDeep back in the day on that hell-hole.

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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 24/08/2026
There's numerous DM/CM options for LFC Want Alonso-esque? → Stiller Want a potentially elite Alonso-type project? → Mouzakitis Want a powerful 6/8 who can also pass? → El Aynaoui Want an all-action prog-midfielder? → Danois Want all that in one player? → Lamine Camara Are we signing any? No.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 24/08/2026
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 23/08/2026
The signings from last year were all absolute wank again. The new signings were decent. But last year's signings are going to fuck this club for years - they fucked Slot, they'll fuck Andoni, they're just all shite - apart from MAYBE Hugo, who's still going to be a lazy cunt.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 07/06/2026
@limmy.com Let no one EVER mock your hairline again.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 14/04/2026
This game couldn’t epitomise this season anymore. Parts shite. Then playing really well and conceding the first shot. Marma being passed to the wrong foot. Wirtz being good but not actually setting up a clear chance.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 14/04/2026
I’ll be honest - there’s not a single player in this squad that i’d be arsed if replaced. Rio only maybe. Thought i’d fall in love with Wirtz, I haven’t. Hugo has been good but you lose intensity and closing down with him, he’s lazy. Dom has far too many limitations.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 21/03/2026
So what you’re saying is that it’s actually more common than going back to back winning the league.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 21/03/2026
There’s a number of things wrong with this squad, the entire management team and even the luck we’ve been getting. But it doesn’t bode well for the future when you have an 18% loss rate with Ali in goal this season and a 60% loss rate with Marma. It’s like the centre backs just then to cabbage.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 10/03/2026
I'm mostly concerned about Marmar, Kerkez and Mo this evening - let's hope all three surprise me.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 05/03/2026
Spurs are definitely the worst team in the league when you consider everything- wages, signings, management changes. Oh I do hope they go down.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 05/03/2026
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 05/03/2026
What a terrible season though really. Who’s actually played good football? City occasionally- and that’s very occasionally. Arsenal are dreadful to watch. Everyone else has been poor. It’s been a dreadful season for actual football.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 05/03/2026
There’s one thing not beating a bottom place team away when fighting for fifth, but drawing at home to the 17th place team whilst chasing first with 115 charges and the £550m net spent in 3 windows is unforgivable.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 03/03/2026
Im pretty sure we’ll get Champions League, top 5 get it and we’ll end up at least 5th - but it’s going to be a race of how shit, not how good United, Villa, us, Chelsea and Brentford are, because every team looks capable of losing any game, at any point.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 03/03/2026
One of the most LFC games ever. Concede a goal on the counter after having all the possession and its their first shot ✅ Make their keeper pull off a world class save ✅ Lose to the team bottom of the table ✅
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Ah well the Slot haters are back out in force now. Boring to be honest. He could/should have maybe made some more changes but how do you account for Ali’s foul no matter who you bring on. Dom too deep for the daft flick on. I don’t mind being defensive but not closing down drives me mad.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
“Pep Guardiola has finally cracked the code” No he hasn’t. He had fuck all to do with it. They had pressure for 1st 30 mins, they were shit in the 2nd half and we once again made 2 silly defensive errors that Pep had nothing to do with.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
I mean lets be honest. 2-1 flatters them, 3-1 would be ridiculous, I’ve no idea why Ali is up there. We created a lot with our pressure but ultimately Salah offered even less than Gakpo who offered little. Those wide areas are a problem now. Along either silly mistakes like that flick on.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Jammy jammy cunts. Fuck this season, it’s clearly cursed.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Oh ffs
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Outdone by a simple bloody flick on after all that hard work.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 08/02/2026
Yes, Reds. MORE.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
WHAT A HIT SON. WHAT A HIT!
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
I’ve zero faith that Salah is going to get one of those shots from a pass across the box to him on target. He’s been horrific with them all season.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Cities bench is ridiculous, how are you supposed to compete with that 😂
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
How is that Mo can be mauled to the ground every time and we get nothing, they get a slight push and it’s a foul.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
How long can Gomez managed cos Dom is having a nightmare at right back here.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 08/02/2026
The face expression is just perfect.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 05/02/2026
Yes. Next question.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 04/02/2026
I'm sure having this on the front of BBC Sport for the last 48 hours will cheer him up.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 01/02/2026
Dan Shepherd (girls FTW!) ❌ Well, Liverpool haven't been 2-0 and ended up drawing 2-2 this season... (Shush, the Leeds game ended 3-3)
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 01/02/2026
Spurs are pathetically woeful.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 01/02/2026
Christ, Elliott got 15 minutes for Villa!
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
#LFC
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
Come on now Redmen. Don’t stand off them and let them shoot, don’t give them long throw chances, don’t give them corners.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
I tell you what, if Gakpo had played a game as bad as Salah today he wouldn’t be able to make it out the stadium alive.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
I’m not surprised we’re under constant pressure every time we touch them they get a free kick. Fucking joke.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
Fucking good job Virgil got that cos Macca just let them run straight through the middle for a possible tap in.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
Oh Mo, you’ve got to at least fashion a chance from that situation.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
You’re allowed to just lash out at a player now and not get booked? Ok… #LFC
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
I don't blame Todibo to be honest, 90+ minutes of fans chanting CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA would be enough to drive me to want to kill as well.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
Wankers
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
Just what the boos at half time deserve... 🙄
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 31/01/2026
3rd game in charge and already got the Stamford Bridge boos at half time 😂
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 30/01/2026
I find it interesting how #LFC fans online quite rightly correct to a £230m net spend this summer in arguments and now they hate Slot the same people have gone to "we spent £450m" as a stick to beat him with. I hate football fans.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 30/01/2026
Right, so no one wants to be on the silver pathway then. #ChampionsLeague
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This should never, under any circumstances, ever, be considered ‘normal’.
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 28/01/2026
It might only be Qarabag but Arsenal are only winning 3-1 against Kairat Almaty. Who are they?
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 28/01/2026
AR-NE SLOT - NANANANA! AR-NE SLOT - NANANANA!
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Dan Shepherd @danielshepherd.co.uk · 28/01/2026
Christ we just did a good corner, the way others do and score goals from them! If we’d done them all season instead if the shite we did do 140 times, that alone would probably have us near top.
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