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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 21/09/2026
This kind of thing
66 The truth is that the heroism of your childhood entertainments was not true valor.
It was theatre. The grand gesture, the moment of choice, the mortal danger, the external foe, the climactic battle whose outcome resolves all--all designed to appear heroic, to excite and gratify and audience. Gentlemen, welcome to the world of reality--there is no audience. No one to applaud, to admire. No one to see you. Do you understand? Here is the truth--actual heroism receives no ovation, entertains no one. No one queues up to see it.
No one is interested.
David Foster Wallace, The Pale King
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 20/09/2026
New album cover art?
Children’s book cover with boy girl and dog looking from a grassy knoll at a book title in the sky “New Music Horizons”
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 06/09/2026
this is bait but I can’t figure out the angle, what’s Dior up to now
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 05/09/2026
This one from Dream Songs also gets me, especially the close
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Like the sunburst up the white breast of a black-footed penguin amid infinite quantities of gin Henry perceived his subject.
It came nearer, like a guilty bystander, stood close, leaving no room to ponder, Mickey Mouse & The Tiger on the table.
Leaving the ends aft open, touch the means, whereby we ripen. Touch by all means the means whereby we come to life,
enduring the manner for the matter, ay I sing quickly, offered Henry, I sing more quickly.
Ising with infinite slowness finite pain
I have reached into the corner of my brain to have it out.
I sat by fires when I was young, & now I'm not I sit by fires again, although Ido it more slowly.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 05/09/2026
the Byron fragment always gets me
I would to heaven that I were so much clay, As I am blood, bone, marrow, passion, feeling— Because at least the past were passed away— And for the future- (but I write this reeling, Having got drunk exceedingly today,
So that I seem to stand upon the ceiling) I say—the future is a serious matter— And so-for God's sake-hock and soda water!
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 31/08/2026
………… who is this for
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 21/08/2026
some really good lines in this letter
"The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious ...
Sheedy wrote. "Nor may it require Church leaders to defend their interpretation of Catholic doctrine before civil authorities as a
condition of operating religious schools."
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 21/08/2026
BLUESKY HAS
THE JUICE
Meme from Gladiator where he says “are you not entertained”
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 16/08/2026
Focus on transferable assets w/ value apparent outside the department or school, like grants, publications, etc. Put points on the board. Take advantage of university resources to support initiatives, and find ways to offer colleagues opportunities if possible. Get coffee/lunch, talk, also below
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 15/08/2026
A DRAGON IS IN MY COMPUTER Poem by Jack Prelutsky Pictures by Peter Sis
A DRAGON IS IN MY COMPUTER
A dragon is in my computer,
It's there when I turn on the screen, It stares at me, fierce and unfriendly, Through eyes of malevolent green.
It hisses and spits little fires, It flicks its preposterous tail,
I've tried every trick to erase it, But all of my stratagems fail.
It's there when I'm doing my homework, It's there when I'm playing a game, My mouse does its best to erase it, That dragon remains all the same.
It may disappear for a minute, But always comes slithering back, Appearing on top of my program,
Resuming its nasty attack.
I have no idea where it came from, Or why it keeps picking on me, Examining me like a morsel
It's thinking it might fricassee.
I wish I could douse it with water And bop it a bit on the snout, A dragon is in my computer - I hope that it never gets out.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 15/08/2026
I’m doing phobias now and it feels like cheating, they shouldn’t score so high
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 14/08/2026
A bit better today, but I reused a couple words. The phobias and phones are scoring high
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 12/08/2026
Today my best word was liatris, commonly known as blazing star, more about this soon
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 11/08/2026
Today was Greek day and the best words were note names from the greater perfect system but I’m still mad about bariolage
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 11/08/2026
I’m not sure I can play this game anymore
BARIOLAGE
NOT A WORD.
SUBMIT
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 11/08/2026
a little dark for an airport kiosk, I hope everyone is ok out there with the sand worms
A bookshelf with 
1984
Brave New World
Animal Farm
Parable of the Sower
Wild Seed
Dawn
Handmaid’s Tale
Fahrenheit 451
Red Rising 
Dune
Children of Time
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 11/08/2026
Gladiator meme: BLUESKY HAS
THE JUICE
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 11/08/2026
We’re having a good time
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 10/08/2026
I CALL BULLSHIT
ORBIFOLD
NOT A WORD.
9 WORDS LEFT
SUBMIT
LOCK IN →
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 10/08/2026
Ok that was really fun I want to play again. Hard to turn off my scrabble brain but makes it more interesting
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 31/07/2026
Anyone tried The Lucky Cat Japanese whisky? Heck of a price tag but color me intrigued by the marketing
Japanese whisky on a shelf, with a bottle label called The Lucky CAT featuring two illustrated cats selling for 89.99
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 16/07/2026
aww
Random fact: a shrimps heart is in its head
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 10/07/2026
Honored to be included in this volume of Music Theory and Analysis (12.2) in a special Schenker symposium along with Matthew Brown and Sarah Marlowe. www.ingentaconnect.com/content/leuv...
Salami, Shrubs, and Scales: A Schenker
Symposium: Introduction
pp. 196-199(4)
Author: Koslovsky, John 

Schenker's Melodic Bass Line and the Legacy
of Caccini and Peri pp. 199-225(27)
Author: Brown, Matthew 

Beyond Reduction: Essential-Voice
Auskomponierung as Performance Pedagogy pp. 225-239(15)
Author: Ketter, Daniel

Prolongation, Mixture, and Modal-Tonal Structures in Three Fugues by Dmitri
Shostakovich pp. 239-267(29)
Author: Marlowe, Sarah
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 04/07/2026
That was…. extremely interesting. I wish I had any training in this stuff because I am guessing on museum visits and vibes only! What a fascinating game
A screenshot of a fame Anthropeum showing a score guessing place and time period of historical artifacts showing the player in the top 56%
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 03/07/2026
BBB clerk whispers: *we’ve already reached the beyond*

WIKIPEDIA

Bed Bath & Beyond
Article Talk
Bed Bath & Beyond may refer to:
• Bed Bath & Beyond (1987-2023), a defunct brick-and-mortar retailer in the U.S. selling housewares
• Bed Bath & Beyond (2023-present), an existing retailer previously known as Overstock.com that owns and uses the BB&B brand
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 01/07/2026
today I learned you can just make a spiced roux instead of using curry bricks for Japanese-style curry and now I’m excited to do it many more times
A pot of Japanese curry with potato, apple, ground beef, and frozen mixed vegetables
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 30/06/2026
Haha did you know $10 million is 40x $250,000
tdic.gov
FDIC
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FDIC
FDIC Deposit Insurance
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FDIC deposit insurance protects your money in deposit accounts at FDIC-insured banks in the event of a bank failure. Since the FDIC was founded in 1933, no depositor has lost a penny of FDIC-insured funds.
How FDIC Deposit Insurance
Works
The FDIC helps maintain stability and public confidence in the U.S. financial system. One way we do this is by insuring deposits to at least $250,000 per depositor, per ownership category at each FDIC-insured bank.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 23/06/2026
Album cover for Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life
Circles emanating from a sketch of a man’s face wearing sunglasses
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 20/06/2026
Here’s a favorite relevant example from my dissertation
A rising and falling bass scale harmonized in grand staff notation

Example 2.10.
Scale triads: parallel fifths "avoided" with voice crossing, overlap, or deletion in Arnold (1931, 121). Galeazzo Sabbatini (1597-1662) Regola facile e breve per sonare sopra il Basso continuo (Venice 1628). [Lines added to reconstruct a hypothetical alto "voice" avoiding parallel octaves and fifths. A solution is difficult at the star.] Reproduced under the guidelines of academic fair use.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 19/06/2026
Want to practice “cognitive endurance”? Here try playing this instrument for your job. You’ll make great friends!
Both courses have long wait lists. Students are hungry for a low-tech, introspective experience
— and not just students in the Ivy League.
Research suggests that underprivileged young people have far fewer opportunities to think for unbroken stretches of time, so they may need even more space in college to develop what social scientists call cognitive endurance.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 19/06/2026
ok wtf was chilling on my porch last night
Poop fur and greens on a concrete porch, what made it?
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 18/06/2026
Something like a closeup of this
Movie poster for Ridley Scott’s Alien showing Sigourney Weaver in a space suit looking open mouthed at something bright and glowing
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 06/06/2026
God B’s Song, Changing Light at Sandover, James Merrill
ALONE / KEEPING UP HIS NERVE ON A LIFERAFT.
IVE BROTHERS HEAR ME BROTHERS SIGNAL ME / ALONE IN MY NIGHT BROTHERS DO YOU WELL / I AND MINE HOLD IT BACK BROTHERS I AND / MINE
SURVIVE BROTHERS HEAR ME SIGNAL ME / DO YOU WELL I AND MINE HOLD IT BACK I / ALONE IN MY NIGHT BROTHERS I AND MINE / SURVIVE BROTHERS
DO YOU WELL I ALONE / IN MY NIGHT HOLD IT BACK AND MINE / SURVIVE BROTHERS SIGNAL ME IN MY NIGHT /IAND MINE HOLD IT BACK AND WE SURVIVE.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 03/06/2026
Rule #1: Always Talk to a Person
A stock photo of a person in a black t shirt with text, “always talk to a person”
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 02/06/2026
The schemes for money laundering they describe are worth reading just for the sheer creative energy
London Review
OF BOOKS
comic. Example: Bicester Village. This extremely successful shopping venue is, according to Bullough, a prime route for Chinese criminals to launder cash. It works like this. A Chinese gang sends drugs to the UK. British drug dealers sell the drugs for cash. British drug dealers give the cash to Chinese students. Chinese students buy luxury goods from Bicester Village. Chinese students ship the goods back to China, where they're sold and the money given to the drug dealers. Bullough estimates that the Bicester trade is worth £2 billion a year, just from tourists arriving by train. This kind of activity is an issue for the whole luxury market. Bullough asks a police contact about luxury watches, which are a notoriously effective way of moving monetary value. I reckon the luxury watch trade is 8o per cent money laundering. Why wouldn't it be? You can carry a huge, big bag of money and be very noticeable, or have the same value strapped to your wrist, and be completely anonymous.' All this is invisible to the modern AML apparatus, which is focused on money that moves through the official financial system.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 01/06/2026
Making this legendary Marcella Hazan recipe for dinner tonight probably with beans&greens and sweet potato for my in-laws. Not many recipes I know that have so few ingredients but taste so amazing, just because of the technique
PORK
Pork Loin Braised in Milk,
Bolognese Style
IF AMONG the tens of thousands of dishes that constitute the recorded repertory of Italian regional cooking, one were to choose just a handful that most clearly express the genius of the cuisine, this one would be among them. Aside from a minimal amount of fat required to brown the meat, it has only two components, a loin of pork and milk. As they slowly cook together, they are transformed: The pork acquires a delicacy of texture and flavor that lead some to mistake it for veal, and the milk disappears to be replaced by clusters of delicious, nut-brown sauce.
For 6 servings
1 tablespoon butter
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2½ pounds pork rib roast (see
note below)
Salt
Black pepper, ground fresh from the mill
2%½ cups, or more, whole milk
Note The cut of meat specified above includes the rib bones to which the pork's loin is attached. Have the butcher detach the meat in one piece from the ribs and split the ribs into two or three parts. By having had the loin boned, you can brown it more thoroughly, and by cooking it along with the bones, the roast benefits from the substantial contribution of flavor the bones make.
Another cut of pork that is well suited to this dish is the boneless roll of muscle at the base of the neck, sometimes known as Boston butt. There is a layer of fat in the center of the butt that runs the length of the muscle. It makes this cut very juicy and tasty, but when you carve it later, the slices tend to break apart where the meat adjoins the fat. If you don't think this would be a problem, you ought to consider using the butt because of its excellent flavor and juiciness. Should you do so, substitute 2 pounds of it in one piece for the 2½-pound rib roast.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 31/05/2026
gotta watch out for these fake invite phishing scams, they are getting craftier
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 29/05/2026
This is cool to think about: in two piano keystrokes that differed significantly *only* by acceleration at the escapement point, listeners reliably rated the timbre of the low acceleration keystroke as heavier and clearer
Graphs of two keystrokes 

Results from the validation experiment (i.e., Study
2). (A) Representative waveforms of key position, velocity, and acceleration for the two keystroke types, along with a zoomed-in view of the acceleration profiles around the escapement timing. The red and blue lines correspond to keystrokes with low and high acc_escapment values, respectively. (B) Relative differences in key movement features between the two keystrokes.
Each bar indicates the percentage difference, calculated as [(low-acc keystroke - high-acc keystroke/abs(value for high - acc keystroke)*100].
Dashed lines represent +4%. (C) The proportion of trials in which each participant judged the low-acceleration tone as lighter or clearer. Individual participant data are shown as small dots, and a boxplot summarizes the group-level distribution. *,
**: vs. chance level, P < 0.05, P < 0.01.the participant. The estimated fixed intercept
was significantly smaller than zero (95% CI:
-0.968 to - 0.014, P = 0.044) for the weight
concept and greater than zero (95% CI: 0.245
to 0.697, P < 0.001), indicating that participants were significantly more likely than by chance to perceive the tone with lower acceleration as heavier and clearer.
Together, these findings demonstrate that even subtle differences in key acceleration at the escapement point can systematically influence timbre perception in expert listeners.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 29/05/2026
I found a study from last year that answers this question of piano key movements and timbral differences. Interesting charts, too tired to read in depth now, but they identify four variables that alter timbral perceptions of “weight, clarity and brightness” in experts and non expert listeners
touch has been debated (1, 2, 13). While previous studies demonstrated that acoustic noises from the finger-key contact and key-bed collision influence timbre perception in piano tone production (12, 13), this study provides the first empirical evidence linking nuanced manipulation of key movements to perceived timoral changes in piano performance. The observed timbral
variations were associated with only a subset of key movements, including the key descending velocity and acceleration at escapement, the temporal relationships between the keypresses, and the intermanual synchronicity of movements.
This demonstrates that dexterous movement
control in pianists underlies the production of perceptual qualities of weight, clarity, and brightness in tones. In contrast to previous studies that have focused on the relationship between basic auditory perception (e.g.,
loudness, tempo) and corresponding
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 26/05/2026
turns out he was saying “oh shit they found me”
"Right away, I knew it was something really special," says Voight, curator emerita of invertebrates at the Field Museum in
Chicago and the lead author of the study describing the new species. "I'd never seen anything like it."
The research team at the Research Station
in Galápagos preserved the octopus's body in alcohol and formalin, and they sent the specimen from the Galápagos Islands to Chicago for Voight to examine at the Field Museum. The little octopus was indeed one-of-a-kind, which posed a challenge for scientific research.
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 24/05/2026
scarlet runner bean flowers are quite pretty
Red flowers on a vining bean plant climbing bamboo poles
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 22/05/2026
Here’s what I got
A jar of pineapple scraps and a few cloves in yellowish water, slightly bubbly
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 19/05/2026
From Katz, Art of Fermentation. There are many variants… important to keep fruit below water surface to avoid mold, other kinds of normal things to avoid, but it’s a great use for the pineapple scraps

Tepache and Alua
Tepache is a Mexican soft drink, historically made from corn, but in its contemporary manifestation usually made from fruit. Aluá is the name for a very similar group of lightly fermented beverages enjoyed in northeastern Brazil. Making these is essentially the same as starting a fruit-infused wine-sugar water plus fruit, as detailed in chapter 4—only it is fermented more briefly. "Various fruits such as pineapple, apple and orange are used," reports the UN Food and Agriculture Organization on tepache. "The pulp and juice of the fruit are allowed to ferment for one or two days in water wit! some added brown sugar. ... After a day or two, the tepache is a sweet and refreshing beverage. If fermentation is allowed to proceed longer, it turns into an alcoholic beverage and later into vinegar."" One popular flavor of bot! tepache and aluá is pineapple, made by simply mixing pineapple peels in sugar water. Mix sugar water to taste, using sugar as little refined as you can find, or honey or other sweeteners. In tropical heat, 24 hours of fermentation typically suffices; in cooler temperatures, fermentation will take several days. Evaluate by tasting. After a brief fermentation it is bubbly and light; a few more days and it gets more alcoholic; a few more and it starts to be very vinegary.
Karen Hurtubise of North Carolina has a raspberry farm and makes a raspberry soft drink exactly this way, which her kids call "raspbubble." Karen dissolves 1 cup/250 ml of honey in 3 quart/liters of water and adds a quart/ liter of fresh raspberries. She ferments the mix for about three days before transferring to the refrigerator. She says her kids prefer it to commercial soda.
Typically, tepache is prepared as a wild fermentation without any starter beyond the raw fruit. Sometimes granules called tibicos or tibis are used, the same or functionally similar to water kefir grains (see Water Kefir).
FERMENTING SOUR TONIC BEVERAGES
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 18/05/2026
@garrt.bsky.social the scarlet runner beans are starting to bud with flowers. adding some nitrogen fertilizer helped a bit with yellowing leaves; I hope they will stay healthy!
Red buds on green leaves growing from a bean vine on a bamboo pole
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Dark side bright side bus meme with text:

AGE 25:
NOBODY CARES Frown
AGE 35:
NOBODY CARES! Smile
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 14/05/2026
jk sort of
THE CAMBRIDGE
HISTORY OF
WESTERN MUSIC THEORY
EDITED BY
THOMAS CHRISTENSEN
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 08/05/2026
I need a nap
Pain usually shrinks the brain's "body map," the region that directs which muscles move and when. That shrinking makes pain feel worse over time. Non-musicians in the experiment followed this pattern after researchers induced temporary hand pain.
Musicians, on the other hand, didn't. Their maps stayed intact, and the more hours they had trained, the less pain they reported feeling.
"Musicians, even before the pain was induced, already had a more refined hand map in their brains," the researchers wrote in the study. "After pain induction, their maps did not shrink like those of non-musicians, and the more hours they had practiced, the less pain they felt."
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 07/05/2026
My scarlet runner beans are just like me, reaching for the sky #beansky
Bean vines in a pot climbing up a bamboo pole
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 06/05/2026
It’s possible the best thing about this can—which is saying a lot—was the slice of lemon, but man the fish were good, salt forward, and smooth tasty olive oil. I love how lemony they taste throughout, not sure how they did that. Are it in a salad with arugula, shallot, sun dried tomato, and radish
Can of sardines with lemon and olive oil on a green and blue placemat.

JESE INÊS OLIVEIRA
SARDINES WITHLEMON IN OLIVE OIL
NET WT. 4.2 OZ (120 G) DRAINED WT. 3 OZ (85 G)
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 05/05/2026
Here's cellist Zlatomir Fung discussing his plans for the 2026 Cello Teaching Repertoire Consortium commissioned work: a mini-suite for intermediate cello and piano imagining episodes in the life of a sailor! To become a member go to www.celloteachingrep.com
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