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Daniel Hunter

@danielhunter.bsky.social
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Breaking down the walls of heartburn

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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 7h
No-one does heresiarch humour like I do.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 8h
That Tertullian sounds like a bit of a party animal.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 14h
Autumn innit.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might buy a sponsored brick at the Etihad. Worth £66 million of anyone’s money.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are they got to reverse the bit where we have to wait two fucking extra years for our pensions? Didn’t think so.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is everyone suddenly talking about taking walks in Gloucestershire? *** goes back to history book ***
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vampire Hunter is such a bullshit job title. There ain’t no vampires bruv.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched the aged remnant of the 1980s mod revival mopedding their way out of Dunwich beach.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well that was shit, but it was no Norwich v Bolton.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great penalty, Harry.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s some galaxy class comedy defending.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s some world class comedy defending.
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Mr Snodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally remembered to pop here (back of the Savoy) and get a pic. I’d always assumed it was in NYC (despite it being in DLN)
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manchester Gloating Arseholes would be a cracking name for an American Football team.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scotland are having barn door issues.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking through Billy Gilmour’s eyes.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
McBurnie committing a foul? Seems unlikely.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I’ve succumbed to a malaise.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to be yelling ‘I’ll head back’ into a walkie-talkie.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City fans don’t deserve a shred of sympathy. Fuck those gloating arseholes. They won fuck all, as it turns out. Just cheated.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lance Armstrong to be next manager of Man City.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sting, Stung, Stang.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City’s lawyers let in more easy ones than Dan Grimshaw.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There doesn’t seem to be an electoral demographic called Labour Voter Out Of Pure Muscle Memory.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your desire to restart is not my concern, application.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords. Except for G#maj9-5, because that’s a fucking arsehole.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean the Windy City is mighty pretty but it’s fucking windy.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Massive Retreat.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I ain’t tracking down no tree kangeroo bruv.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your philosophy is nothing special. We lose Socratic Dialogues every week.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’ll be dancing on the streets of Rochdale tonight.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do we need to keep seeing this vile inhuman bullshit on our screens the whole time? And why does he need to interview Tilly Norwood?
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s quite an #ncfc line-up. Try to keep it below six, lads.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you skip Everybody Hurts, Automatic for the People is a rather good album.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can’t believe that Sheeran slag fired Cliff Michelmore.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Racists always love the idea of secession, right up to the point where Sherman’s army turns up.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Put that sacrificial dagger down, Alan. You’re not a sixth former anymore.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What do you mean, sacrifice is going on tonight, Beverley? I’m going down the bingo.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh so now I need wisdom to reckon the Number of the Beast, do I? How many GCSEs is that?
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Number of the Beast being 616 is just bollocks, isn’t it? #sortitoutJohnofPatmos
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s not even the best Piddington ffs. Northamptonshire’s version shits on you, Oxfordshire.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My code worked…first time? Fucking hell.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Out on bail, fresh out of jail, Piddington dreamin’
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington is a shit Postman Pat ripoff.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Piddington wants independence, let them have it. No A&E or pension for you, Grandad.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Father Eckersley in 1970s Rochdale was similar.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently 14th June is Hatfield-McCoy Reconciliation Day. Never!
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, does this mean I might be related to both Trump and Vance? Fucking hell.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Delighted to discover the Kentucky / West Virginia border had a particularly violent blood feud between the Hatfields and the McCoys, and I seem to be related to the Hatfields.
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Daniel Hunter @danielhunter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gary Neville? More like Gary Snivel.
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