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Daniel Philip Johnson

@daniel-philips-enterprise.com
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Fintech developer 💼 | Frontend architecture with React & Vue & Next.js ⚛️ | Golang & PHP 💻 | Focused on chat & security OWSAP 📝 | Bonsai enthusiast 🌱

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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 26/07/2026
Seeing the robin on my daily walk.
Robin looking at me from the ground
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/07/2026
Enjoying the fans 😂 at the national history museum
Dinosaur in the national museum
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/07/2026
New blackbird joins the ranks 😀. Lots of hidden pumpkin seeds in the grass 😅 and meal worms
Blackbird looking for food
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 30/05/2026
It loves thinking it’s all about itself 😂. Ecosia it is then.
Typed hey Jude to get the sing. Got hit with hello! I am an Ai, not Jude
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/01/2026
No internet and no electricity until 8am. Books in candle light it is then :)
Storm with 100mph winds heading towards Cornwall
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/01/2026
It is indeed. Seems they had a logo update 😂
Microslop
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 30/10/2025
Well erm
Drop the ‘use’ it’s cleaner
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 20/10/2025
How today is feeling with several service provider disruptions
the whole internet relying on DynamoDB DNS in US-EAST-1
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 07/10/2025
Trying to warn a 3rd party that their service has tanked. Got hit with AI and do i want to talk to a human 😂
Screenshot of an email addressed to Daniel. The message states that after exhausting all standard troubleshooting steps and still experiencing 403 and 503 errors across multiple browsers, the issue appears to be a service-level problem. It notes that the retry pattern (requests in multiples of 3) suggests automatic retries during service disruptions. The email lists that Daniel has already tried multiple browsers and private browsing, all recommended troubleshooting steps, and different network configurations. It concludes by advising Daniel to contact human support for real-time assistance.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 14/08/2025
Same 😂
What’s going on with the option selected. I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 13/08/2025
Yeah same 🙃. Got to fight the brain for control!
Brain says hey you going to sleep. Me: yes, now shut up. Brain then says “Remember when you did something embarrassing”
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/08/2025
Microsoft Clarity we need to talk... we are still rendering 0's with react haha
microsoft clarity rendering a 0
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 10/07/2025
Récord profit, mass layoffs and then outages. Will big tech ever blame AI for outages or brush it aside to protects AI’s value 🤔
Microsoft outage report 

Start time: Wednesday, July 9, 2025, at 10:20 PM UTC

Next update by: Thursday, July 10, 2025, at 2:00 PM UTC
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 23/06/2025
También es muy útil 💩
The image shows a conversation where a Spanish-speaking user says:

“Por favor, no entiendo inglés. ¿Puedes hablarme en español? Necesito ayuda con una silla de oficina.”
(Translation: “Please, I don’t understand English. Can you speak to me in Spanish? I need help with an office chair.”)

The reply they receive from rufus AI is in English and says:

“I can’t provide medical advice. Please consult your GP if you have any medical concerns.”
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 23/06/2025
what will this week be like haha
This pie chart visualizes the distribution of time spent using various programming languages. The chart includes the following data:

PHP: 10 hours 41 minutes (44.99%)

TypeScript: 6 hours 21 minutes (26.73%)

Markdown: 2 hours 7 minutes (8.94%)

YAML: 2 hours 3 minutes (8.67%)

JSON: 1 hour 2 minutes (4.38%)

Other: 36 minutes (2.58%)

Text: 24 minutes (1.69%)

JavaScript: 9 minutes (0.64%)

Bash: 7 minutes (0.51%)
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 16/06/2025
Amazon is channeling its Temu vibes 🤣.
Amazon haul website now looking like it’s Temu and Ali express
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 14/06/2025
Okay so it was option 3. I moved my trees to bonsai pots . I’ve almost got a windswept honey locus and then I just moved my acer tree to a bigger pot
New pomegranate bonsai tree on a table soaking up the sun in its new nicely made ceramic pot Acer tree enjoying its new larger pot while the honey locus tree enjoys its nice new handmade vase
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 14/06/2025
Neighbours kitten was playing while I was trying to weed 😅 to the garden
Cat ready to pounce Cat hiding from the sun under the privet bush
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/06/2025
Please only serious comments 🙏
A screenshot from Reddit, specifically from the subreddit r/vibecoding. The post is made by the user u/moeniedoennie, and it was posted 2 hours ago.

Post Title (bolded):
How to check LLM code quality without being an expert?
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/06/2025
Feels like it’s got worse :/
The image is a two-panel meme using a scene from the TV show Seinfeld. In the first panel, a woman behind a counter is speaking to Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes. Her face is replaced by the Spotify logo. The caption reads:
“I know how to shuffle music.”

In the second panel, Jerry and Elaine are facing the woman and look skeptical. Jerry is speaking. The caption reads:
“I don’t think you do.”
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 10/06/2025
This was Rosie :( with a really badly broken leg and damaged paw :’(
Fostered Greyhound named Rosie with a broken leg and damaged paw.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 09/06/2025
I cancelled I had basically 2gb storage at the moment why moving stuff around. Got told it’s increased giving me notebookllm and Gemini no thanks 🥲
Google subscription 16% price increase. What the hell is this!
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/06/2025
I don’t see many sheep’s only lots of cows.
Field of cows
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/06/2025
10% of the way there 🙏
My attempt at bonsais. 2 honey locust trees and a Zelkova. Sitting on a cupboard hiding from the down pour
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/06/2025
How many hours of sun do you get 😭? The sleep mask is definitely handy
First light 4:30 sunrise today 05:14 sunset 21:27 and last light 22:10 . Total daylight 16hrs and 13 minutes
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 04/06/2025
Neighbours cat has claimed me. No more work today :(
Cat won’t let me go. She has decided to sleep in my lap
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 01/06/2025
A duck with her babies ¥•¥
Female duck with her babies
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 01/06/2025
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Bunny rabbit rubbing its eyes as it wants to stay a sleep
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 31/05/2025
The pigeon is getting them neck gains trying to get the food
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 31/05/2025
The pigeon is using all its brains to get to the bird feeder.
Pigeon attempting the maze of making it to the bird feeder
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 20/05/2025
But would you do it?
Nintendo can brick any console now. So you’re telling by me, there is a chance to brick all consoles at once?
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 19/05/2025
Starting the day by seeing the blackbird trying to feed the not so baby. It looks like he is trying to say find your own food 😅
 Blackbird trying to feed a baby blackbird on the wall
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 17/05/2025
ADHD brain during a 5-minute convo: 17 tabs open, 4 different timelines, and one internal monologue about ducks.
A meme featuring a blurred and layered image of a startled penguin from ‘Penguins of Madagascar,’ looking dazed and confused.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 15/05/2025
I’m leetcoding out of my mind Today. Bring on the interviews ☺️
0ms and best 100% of others score for a leetcode challenge
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/05/2025
Needs more mobile work i reckon 🥲
Picture showing passion project time. It shows sim stats. Fun level is at maximum. Energy is at 0, bladder is at 0, hunger is at  0, social is at 0 and hygiene is at 0
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/05/2025
Just got the most weird comment ever on my trading pie. Are you single?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 09/05/2025
It will replace everyone’s job
Sell me this pen. It’s AI powered. Every company right now.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/05/2025
That’s un-deer-niably cute deer. It’s May so it’s allowed 🤣
MAY objectives according to the book happiness project. 

Be Serious About Play

LEISURE
Find more fun.
Take time to be silly.
Go off the path.
Start a collection.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/05/2025
I now have a rook invading my garden 😬. A blackbird is nesting here and then there is an army of sparrows that complain to force me inside so they can mud bathe 🤣
Rook in the garden
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/05/2025
I’ve accidentally made a hub for so many birds 😅
Magpie stealing my table
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 03/05/2025
In the vast and unpredictable jungle of JavaScript, a curious creature makes its presence known… “And here… if we listen closely… we can observe one of the most elusive and misunderstood phenomena in the digital wild — the undefined error.
Reset password leads to error undefined
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 25/04/2025
How the recruiting process feels like right now :’)
A meme using two scenes from a Marvel movie. In the top half, Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looks intense and is captioned:
“Some company
We regret to inform you that you are no longer considered for this position.”

In the bottom half, Thanos stands in a desolate battlefield, looking confused. The caption reads:
“Me, who already applied for ~100 jobs
I don’t even know who you are.”

The meme humorously captures the frustration of job seekers getting rejection emails from companies they barely remember applying to.
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/04/2025
About to retire tell me anything haha!! Pricing glitch btw
Atos stock ticker valued at 37.0000
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 19/04/2025
Still appears to be doing it. 😬
Screenshot from Google search in Angelina jolie in heat. To which it responds 
“No, there is no evidence to suggest Angelina Jolie is "in heat" in the sense that a female animal is experiencing estrus. The term "in heat" is not typically used to describe humans, and it refers to the reproductive cycle of other animals, particularly mammals, when they are fertile and receptive to mating.”
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 14/04/2025
The only you’ve gonna have is that you didn’t buy more 😬
16,180.99 shares
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 11/04/2025
Been a while since I posted a bonsai picture
Bonsai of Zelkova
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 10/04/2025
I wonder if someone was selling their pie or portfolio 🧐
NVIDA dropping slightly at 12 Meta dropping at 12
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/04/2025
Workout for today done. Lots of axing 🪓 old branches 😅
Unflattering selfie of me
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/04/2025
I made curry with a naan. It turned out too big 🙃
Bad food
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Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/04/2025
Bring back the pizza :(
Finally some good food.
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