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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Every site getting to use “Crumbl crumbles” headlines

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bernie Sanders and AOC introducing The Strokes in Queens (I promise.) I’ve been sucked into the Bluesky bug zapper

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brandon Cisse “White Male”

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My nose when the temperature drops 5 degrees

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP Gerrit Graham - “Take THAT, Guernica” and at least a dozen other line deliveries will live in my head forever

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

People say the term “cult favorite” gets overused but I personally believe my kid’s microwaveable nuggets are the new Rocky Horror

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Re: that Sunday Ticket commercial, I’d be pretty pissed if I invited friends over, they insisted on watching other games, and I had to watch a four-way splitscreen for 3 hours

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Downloading the Taco Bell app to learn more about the Taco Bell Live Mas Student Section

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Rewatched National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon and it's not "good" but I did laugh at this joke

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This mysterious stranger on the train keeps suggesting a scheme where we commit murders for one another - ??

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Michigan / Western Michigan game teeing that up for the upcoming week of sportstalk shows

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

John Fetterman blowing off the children's hospital and paralyzed veterans

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Me when I find a $24 mustard BBQ sauce in a teeny bottle with a Microsoft Word label that’s obviously worse than storebought sweet baby ray’s

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Cannot get over this name for a faith-based surf supply company

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There’s no way it’s canon that every Disney princess is an Eagles fan

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Introducing my 2 year old to Randy Newman. Good Old Boys tomorrow

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Your mom busted in and said WHAT’S THAT NOISE Aw mom you’re just jealous it’s the

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Imagining some psychopath buying Good & Plenty at the grocery store and eating it at home. Harrowing

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Easiest way to go viral 5 years ago was to post "Did anyone else want to eat this food SO BADLY????" then like this pic

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I can't think of a coy way to say "hey I wrote this" but hey I wrote this Final Jeopardy question for ESPN Jeopardy that people keep sending to me!

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The opening scene from Apocalypse Now was entirely improvised by the actors on the day of the shooting. The scripted line was "here we are in Vietnam, ladies" but on one take, they decided to go "all out" and destroy the jungle. Francis Ford Coppola loved it so much, he kept it in the finished film

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I wrote for this and it premieres today! Check it out if you also get annoyed that regular Jeopardy has like 1 sports question per episode and it turns out to technically be a geography question and you're like COME on!!!