Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025What alternative boxes should I have in my "uh oh, someone is commenting on my social media post about street safety" bingo card? 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025One of my favorite moments last year was a visit to DC, and I basically talked my partner's ear off about Grants poor hardscrabble background, his prosecution of the KKK, his willingness to sacrifice for what he thought was morally right, and even his fatal flaw loyal gullibility. 010
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Happy Confederate Surrender day to all who celebrate. Please drink a cup of racist apologist tears and salute President Grant on this joyous day. Seriously tho Grant is fucking awesome. Favorite President hands down. He even gets what I think is the best position on the national mall. 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Groceries? Hey fellas, Groceries! Well la dee dah Mr French man. Why, what do you call it? A bag with different stuff in it. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025What pages did she rip out of her son's comic books as proof of this vile corruptive filth? This DEI horror? This anti-american trash? Captain America. And Vision punching an alligator. Both of which are objectively cool as fuck. 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025She wrote a lot of letters. To the department of health. Because these horrible images will create rapists!! And god forbid black people and people of "low intelligence" find them, she screams into the void. 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Every so often, as we fight in the trenches of this dumb culture war while also actually trying to save off fascism, I'm reminded of a letter I found in the municipal archives from 1942. An angry "a parent" complaining about evil comic books. Nightmare fuel. Hideous pictures. 200
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"I didn't cut Medicaid! I didn't cut Medicaid!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 100