Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It angers me so much that news outlets keep putting out articles about data centers in space without asking about the Stephan-Boltzmann law and how these scam companies plan on getting around basic thermodynamics. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025What alternative boxes should I have in my "uh oh, someone is commenting on my social media post about street safety" bingo card? 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Republicans saying the new bill benefits the average American is like a restaurant saying they've reduced prices... but they can no longer guarantee they don't use rat meat, you only get 15 minutes to eat, and you have to bring your own cutlery. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Maybe non-scientists should spend less time looking under rocks for the "origins" of Autism and more time doing simple things to improve the quality of life for the people who have it. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 17/04/2025RFK Jr out here like "Autistic people will never pay taxes, have a job, fall in love, use the bathroom unassisted, chainsaw a whale carcass, hide a dead bear in central park, never be loved by his family, never get back the part of their brain eaten by worms... Wait what was I talking about?" 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Kennedy can, and I am putting this mildly, jam a pube-laden spatula into his eye, hiccup violently, and fall down a flight of stairs into a vase containing fire ants with thumb-tacks glued to their heads. Just saying. He could. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/u...nytimes.comRFK Jr. Calls Autism ‘Preventable,’ Drawing Ire From ResearchersThe health secretary said he would prioritize studies into environmental causes while harshly discounting other factors scientists say are likely contributing to rising rates of the condition. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025These past few weeks is just me going "they can't DO that" followed by fatigue.media.tenor.coma man laying down with the words " i 'm just like the tiredest i 've ever been in my life "Alt: A clip from "I think you should leave" with a man holding his head down on a table trying to sleep with the words " i'm just like the tiredest i've ever been in my life " while secretly trying to eat a hot dog out of his sleeve. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Happy Confederate Surrender day to all who celebrate. Please drink a cup of racist apologist tears and salute President Grant on this joyous day. Seriously tho Grant is fucking awesome. Favorite President hands down. He even gets what I think is the best position on the national mall. 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Fun fact for my Bay Ridge folks! Take a walk along the water for the next few weeks. If the tariffs don't get removed by Republicans, you'll be able to see it on The Narrows. Container ships idling in the harbor as backlog builds in the Jersey ports as items can't clear customs on time. 173
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Every American economist right now.media.tenor.comhomer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty . 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Groceries? Hey fellas, Groceries! Well la dee dah Mr French man. Why, what do you call it? A bag with different stuff in it. 000
Reposted by Dan HetteixNew York City Council @council.nyc.gov · 29/03/2025Please enjoy each idea equally. vote.pbnyc.org 1176
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Every so often, as we fight in the trenches of this dumb culture war while also actually trying to save off fascism, I'm reminded of a letter I found in the municipal archives from 1942. An angry "a parent" complaining about evil comic books. Nightmare fuel. Hideous pictures. 200
Reposted by Dan HetteixMike DeCillis for Congress (NY-11) @mikedecillis.bsky.social · 27/02/2025🚨Staten Island: Fed up? SHOW UP! 👉 Join your friends and neighbors and DEMAND that Congresswoman Malliotakis explain her vote to make billions in cuts to Medicaid and SNAP so that the rich can get a 4 *trillion* dollar tax cut. Enough is enough. 067
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"I didn't cut Medicaid! I didn't cut Medicaid!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 100
Reposted by Dan HetteixKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 14/02/2025“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.” Damn. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...static01.nyt.com 26285951658
Reposted by Dan HetteixAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Malliotakis: We try to get to the bottom of where this money is going, $50 million for condoms in Gaza, for example. These are real things! Phillip: We know that there was not $50 million spent for condoms in Gaza. There was $0 spent on condoms in the Middle East. That is a complete lie 2144081714
Reposted by Dan HetteixChristoph Harig @charig.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Voters of Leopards Eating People's Faces Party frantically googling what Eating People's Faces actually means 1387
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"I am less certain it's a negotiating tactic" says local businessman, confused why a panther just ate his face. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I'm all for closing Rikers and reforming the prison system in NYC, but can we keep a special memorial wing that's designed to be exactly the same as it is right now, just for Harvey Weinstein? Doesn't need to be open long. abcnews.go.com/US/harvey-we...abcnews.go.comHarvey Weinstein begs to get out of Rikers Island 'hell hole' in courtHarvey Weinstein begged to go on trial earlier than planned, saying he isn't sure he will survive long enough in the "hell hole" of New York's Rikers Island jail complex. 000
Reposted by Dan HetteixJustin Brannan @justinbrannan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Trump is illegally holding back federal funds Congress already approved – money New Yorkers rely on for housing, education, childcare, and more. NYC gives more to DC than we get back, and now they’re making us pay the price for their chaos. We. Won’t. Back. Down. 848579
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Just so you all know, I am really passionate about pedestrian safety. I'm also autistic and only just starting to piece together how a lifetime of fear over the big metal projectiles that go really fast and demand constant vigilance has impacted my understanding designing welcoming urban spaces. 131
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 24/12/2024If you ever wanna understand why boomers ruined society and generally can't govern, compromise, or adapt when they are wrong... Just look at the comment section of a dumb click bait post about mathematical order of operations. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Hear me out hear me out: Laundromats, but for dirty dishes. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024My Bluesky feed consists almost exclusively of astronomy photos and bodega cats. Why the fuck would I ever want to return to Twitter? This is my essence, distilled. 020
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I always carry a few squares of paper towel in my bag, for the sole purpose of "mystery subway liquid absorber". Finally got to use it today, cleaning a seat next to me for someone who needed to sit. The looks from everyone in the train, as if I was some fey being descended from another dimension.. 120
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I genuinely live in perpetual fear that my geeky R Train posts will be discovered by very detail-oriented railfans and be torn apart on a thousand technicalities. 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Maybe an unpopular opinion but when a Union is strong enough to ensure good pay, protect workers from automation, and influence operations, that's good actually. The problem is how politicians fund and treat orgs with strong unions as little more than campaign assets. Yes I'm talking about the MTA 100
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Congestion Pricing starts really close to my birthday so don't worry about getting me anything this year. 010
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Follow me for niche progressive D&D critiques, Bay Ridge appreciation posts, and anarchist Urban Planning hot takes. 000
Dan Hetteix @danhetx.bsky.social · 16/11/2024How it always feels setting up a new Social Media account.media.tenor.coma video game screen shows a score and bonusALT: a video game screen shows a score and bonus 041