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Old for trees. Multifannish, queer, they/them. siempre como la culebra. fangs up cobra style. archiveofourown.org/users/dangercup…

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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 6h
Return to Oz. Dorothy can't sleep and they think she's delusional, so they lock her in an asylum to do electro shock on her to make her normal. No piece of media has ever scared me so much before or since. 40+ years on and I still have literal nightmares about it.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
12 yr old: "you gotta watch this streamer, he tells the most out of pocket jokes I've ever heard." Me, terrified: oh? Like what? 12 yr old: "sometimes .... He dances in a maid outfit!" Cue uproarious laughter. Amazing.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My sister gave me a second migraine pill, tylenol, advil, one of my anti anxiety pills, and said, "Have you seen the new Jackson Wang video yet?" Then she re-parked my car. 😂
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am having a terrible day already. It started when I woke up with a migraine. If I didn't have so many deadlines today I would have gone back to sleep. Then I backed out of my driveway for the first time, hit the gate I forgot was there even though I had just opened it, psg side mirror broken. 😭
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like trees but I am fundamentally a city person. Now that I have 10+ mosquito bites, this has been enough trees and nature, please take me somewhere hermetically sealed where I can get a decent burrito.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing that suburbs thing where I watch what's happening on my block out the front window from my arm chair in my living room. Very different vibe from when I lived in north Brooklyn and used to hang out the front window listening to my neighbors yell at the guys blasting their music in the street.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1987: Lan Zhan is a goth and Wei Ying loves the Bangles, can I make it any more obvious? every moment i'd die just to look in your eyes by dangercupcake (2,400 wds) 🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/93496686
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Can an AI feel pain? No.” There I fixed it for you.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm reading these "BTS as..." threads and, like, forget my jobs, I'm thinking about BTS as people I used to see/chat/dance with at goth clubs/bars in the late 90s 😂
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do not own a single piece of furniture for my bedroom right now besides my mattress. I desperately need furniture The problem is I fucking hate furniture. It's ugly, it gets in the way, I don't want to look at it. Where do I buy furniture?? Not IKEA but not Ethan Allen either you know??
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today at work: "Cupcake, how do I know this task has been completed? There isn't a way to tell." "Ah, well, this column in the spreadsheet headed 'completed'? You can see where I dated the completion of each row. Also, the email you are looking at. Says. 'Confirming I completed the task'."
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It took four big burly movers + my mom to get that fucking cat into into the carrier. (I abandoned them last night bc I had a class to get to.) Anyway she's here now! Locked in a bathroom! I am never taking her any place ever again! This is her forever home literally.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She opened. The cat carrier. She unzipped it. She pushed side the towel I had draped over it. Where is she now? Who fucking knows. Somewhere in the house, plotting her revenge.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She ran under the bathroom sink. I shut the door, put the carrier on one side of the toilet and chased her from under the sink to under the toilet to right into the carrier. Success!! (But between that and packing, my limbs are trembling and now I need to make five trips to the car. Hate it!)
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have a very skittish cat who needs to be put in a carrier to move to the new house and we can't get near her to do it, even with a dose of gabapentin. I almost got her trapped in the bathroom but she literally climbed my mother to get away. Wah.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never before in my life have I seen a professionally recorded and aired performance that was outdone in audio quality by a fan cam. Embarrassing for iHeartRadio and Disney, wow.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's done, we closed on the house today and took immediate possession. I have an apple tree! It's less than half an hour away from my nephews in lunch traffic. I move in with the cats on Monday, family + stuff follows Tuesday. I'm very pleased!
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More bagel store: my mom came in to get her coffee. When she left, the guy leans in: "is that your mom?" Yeah. I know she's here a lot. "She LOVES bacon." Later: "here's your bag - no, wait, your mom loves napkins!" Puts a giant handful of napkins on my bag. 😂
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just now a grandma stopped to talk to me about strollers. She wanted to know how much mine cost and if it had a cup holder. Please note, I am sitting to wait for my bagels, I have neither a baby nor a stroller with me. People are fascinating.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The 12 yr old just said something to me that no one ever had before and I can't imagine anyone ever will again... "How terminally offline are you?" Yes that's right OFFline.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The 12 yr old thinks he is the first person to ever say the phrase "ass baby" ... No one tell him
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mom drove my car today and just texted to tell me she named it Jackson. (Note I have had this car since 2026 😂) Then she sent me a gif of Jackson Wang 😂😭😂😭
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have not reread Hills and Rivers yet this year so that's what I'm doing when I need a break from The Endless Drudgery of Work. archiveofourown.org/works/27403903
archiveofourown.org
江山如有待 | It Seems the Hills and Rivers Have Been Waiting - Chapter 1 - ScarlettStorm - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I suddenly had a panic that I used the word ignominious incorrectly and had to look it up in two different dictionaries to make sure the definition hadn't changed.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very satisfying when my therapist says, "What? That is SO fucked up. That's fucked up."
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A screencap of a scene from The O.C. Sandy Cohen is holding a glass of orange juice and talking to someone. The image has the subtitles of what he's saying: "Valentine's Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that's a holiday."
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I did not realize until this year or so that to tie your hair in a knot is a literal action. I twist my hair then literally tie it in a knot and then it stays on my head. It's not a bun held with pins or a tie, it holds itself.
A photo of my purple hair on the back of my head. It looks like it's pulled into a bun but it's literally tied in a knot.
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clevermanka @clevermanka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spread the good news! Get your Guardian with the good subs right here! mega.nz/folder/Tx5Gm...
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
real sick of hearing people use their Reasonable Bipartisan voice to agree that "the state must be the final authority on the gender of minors" is a sensible compromise and not a line from a cyberpunk dystopia
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I didn't get to see any of the BTS la Livestreams, they are all at the wrong times for me They look like they were so much fun. Totally unrelatedly, I'm wondering if there is a new version of Enjoy BTS More somewhere...
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Evergreen
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My sister: "That was a huge bummer." Me: "Want something nice to make up for it? BTS? New Kids? Paula?" My sister: "No, Richard Marx please." 😂💜
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Exactly as my afternoon medicine wore off, I encountered several distressing things all in a row, so now I'm like. I don't even know. Also stuck in a waiting room and the only coffee is sbux so I can't even have a latte.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At my sister's for the next few days. The 12 yr old started high school yesterday. This means two things: 1. I am gonna hear all about it and how he has "the only teacher I can respect" again this year And 3. I am gonna get so sick with his brand new high school germs😭
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mom: "He's really your kind of serial killer." 😂 😭 (Philip Stroh on Major Crimes... He really is...)
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me: We don't have a note about this. Should we assume it's not real or should we ask? My boss: Where did you get a note about this? Me: We don't have a note about this. My boss: Then you shouldn't have said we do. How is this such a Monday already?
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not sure how I'm supposed to get out of the car and go into the house when Born in the USA is on the radio.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching the kids today. I woke up at 5, all I want to do is write, there is not a single working computer in this house (besides the one my sister was issued for her job) nor any paper, so I'm just sitting here crocheting and feeling unsatisfied. (I do not want to use my phone. I hate it.)
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never moving on from sisabet's Angel vid set to Two Words. Never. sisavids.com
sisavids.com
vids by sisabet
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok I got to 25k, and had to stop in the middle of an emotional scene so maybe I'll get to go back tomorrow and keep going. But 25k for the week while I'm working 10 hrs every day + packing + cooking isn't bad!
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
scenarios like this is tear jerkers for the modern mc i.e. the blue collar workers cause this thing called rhyming no different from coal mining we both on assignment to unearth a diamond www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2YU...
youtube.com
dj honda / Travellin' Man feat. MosDef
YouTube video by dj honda
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Appropriately, ironically, my boss is doing X and Y today and just asked me if I would double check her work.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my boss to everyone else: You need to make sure you have someone check over X, Y, Z because everyone makes human errors! my boss to me: You need to work harder on making sure there are no errors in your X, Y, Z, and do it by yourself, otherwise people will lose trust in your work. 🫠
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: complaining about Chasen Hampton's tour dates My sister: call in the troops 😂
Screenshot of a text exchange between my sister and myself from 1705  26 Aug 26

Me: Chase Hampton's tour is going to Illinois, new Hampshire, and Massachusetts, and isn't coming closer to NY than that WTF this is a hate crime

Sister: Youtube

Me: I'm not totally sure there will be fan cams, that's so rare for someone like him

Sister: Tell your bts army you need a volunteer
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dilly loves SHINee because I've raised him well.
Dilly, an orange cat, is perched on a TV stand, clearly watching Atmos by SHINee. The video still is Key with the subtitles "the future lingers here".
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love fanfic comments. Because sometimes you get a 1600 word essay and sometimes you get... "the porn didn't lack thematic nuance" ...and then some stuff about the commenter's masturbation. 😂
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All last week during my vacation: fuck, I'm never gonna write again, am I? It's over. Today as soon as I looked at my back to work to do list: What if I write 6,000 words before noon?
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: of is this the training level? 5 yr old: no, cupcake, this is the tutorial.
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