daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 12/01/2026When you’re reading an AI overview of a TikTok summarizing a CinemaSins video of a Netflix movie starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson in a beige button down shirt in the jungle and there’s no family guy clips on the side. 020 2
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 05/12/2025@somecallmejohnny.com Have you ever considered ever making a sleep channel? Pic related. 010 1
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 27/10/2025When they call you heavy so you gotta hit em with the botanic stare 0841 84
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 29/09/2025“Sir, a second #KirbyAirRiders Direct featuring Mr. Sakurai is on the horizon.” 000 0
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 06/09/2025mfs with a humiliation kink when they get yelled at Mel Blanc style during sex 010 1
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 30/08/2025How do you subtly hint to your partner that you want these for Christmas/birthday? Only serious replies please. Thanks! 010 1
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 15/07/2025They’re not unintelligent, Piantas are just talking shit like they wouldn’t find out 0410 41
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Why that is the severed eye ball of a Cataquack native to the shores of Peach Beach ☝️🤓 190 9
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 30/05/2025When your joycons got mad drift and you’re locked out of your Switch permanently. 020 2
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Rich white people when there’s pasta salad at the Golden Labradoodle gender reveal party 000 0
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 25/04/2025When Hawk Tuah spits on your thang without asking for explicit consent 000 0
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Fruit flies when you leave out a rotten banana peel in a padded, vacuum sealed, triple padlocked, impenetrable 200mm steel enforced lock box in the bottom of the ocean. 000 0
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Me being aware of false images of cartoonishly saturated bananas spread online: 0814 81
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Vertrum and Horzitz are a plague on the gaming industry 091 9
daneworms @daneworms.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My honest reaction when a Ford F-150 with nuclear grade neon headlights does a four lane Jersey slide on the Garden State Parkway 061 6
