Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it does seem like it would be a lot easier to get a regular dom if i were quiet and docile and obedient, but alas i am cursed with being both loud and hilarious 3190
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Free evening coming up 🥵 send encouragement here: ngl.link/discotwink 2361
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nobody appreciates the struggles of being a hung gooner… wdym ‘stroke that tiny dick faggot’, look at it 1726
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026❤️ to turn the e-stim on 🔁 to replace it with something else 📸: @selonswitch.bsky.social 1577
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026should i retire this jock or keep it around? 😈 #humpday 2632
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nearly got through my jar! Need more so I can get more photos of myself like this 070
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“15-second hit gooner 😈” sir have you ever tried breathing *oxygen* in nasally for 15 seconds, let alone amyl nitrate 3110
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026considered making a thread on how to make a good poppers trainer but honestly so much of it would just come back to TRY IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU POST IT 2100
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026btw if we’re mutuals and you live in london there’s like a 90% chance i want you to pound me out, goon me out, or both 👀 0210
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really needing encouragement not to cum — help a boy out? 😳 ngl.link/discotwink 611310
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As is stands, this is over a year… so let’s just all agree I never get to make myself cum again? 😈 2572
Reposted by DandyDandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You get given this drone as a gift, wyd with it? 6977
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I came 😫 but tbf he did take this picture of me after, so, worth it 😈 0484
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There’s life before this video and there’s life after it, the two are not the same 😵💫 0110
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026gonna be a real hungover gooning kind of day 😈 send me encouragement/abuse here: ngl.link/discotwink 1735
Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Celebrating week one of being a good no-cum boy by remembering how @selonswitch.bsky.social thinks I should cum 😈💦 26911