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Dandy

@dandygooner.bsky.social
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27 | uncummed since 17/09/2026 | mostly a good gooner boy, sometimes a good rubber drone, occasionally a good femboy girl | London 🇬🇧 DMs open, MDNI

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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 17h
file under: life-changing videos
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 17h
bookish guys fuck the hardest btw
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
objectify me in the comments 👉👈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shan’t submit to the tyranny ❌
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it does seem like it would be a lot easier to get a regular dom if i were quiet and docile and obedient, but alas i am cursed with being both loud and hilarious
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Free evening coming up 🥵 send encouragement here: ngl.link/discotwink
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
porn god be porn godding
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remind me what day it is?
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m biased… 🕳️
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nobody appreciates the struggles of being a hung gooner… wdym ‘stroke that tiny dick faggot’, look at it
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
❤️ to turn the e-stim on 🔁 to replace it with something else 📸: @selonswitch.bsky.social
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
claiming responsibility for at least one of these 😌
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
double cheeked up on a thursday 😌
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
should i retire this jock or keep it around? 😈 #humpday
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s make it happen
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don’t threaten me with a good time 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you 😳😳
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
prove it 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stop 🥰😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we should test this theory bro
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please please please please please
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nearly got through my jar! Need more so I can get more photos of myself like this
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Should show you in person sometime 👀
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“15-second hit gooner 😈” sir have you ever tried breathing *oxygen* in nasally for 15 seconds, let alone amyl nitrate
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
considered making a thread on how to make a good poppers trainer but honestly so much of it would just come back to TRY IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU POST IT
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
objectify me in the comments 👉👈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
btw if we’re mutuals and you live in london there’s like a 90% chance i want you to pound me out, goon me out, or both 👀
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
making good use of the cuck chair 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna huff to these 😵‍💫
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really needing encouragement not to cum — help a boy out? 😳 ngl.link/discotwink
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Aethia @aethiakink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's time to rise and... Shine
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cancelled spin so i could stay home doing this 🥰
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
happy #humpday bros 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
definition of goonfuel
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Several hours later…
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As is stands, this is over a year… so let’s just all agree I never get to make myself cum again? 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You get given this drone as a gift, wyd with it?
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gyatt?
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mating call
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I came 😫 but tbf he did take this picture of me after, so, worth it 😈
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rate my form
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ready for you
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Several hours later…
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s life before this video and there’s life after it, the two are not the same 😵‍💫
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😵‍💫
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Check the comments to find out 😳
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gonna be a real hungover gooning kind of day 😈 send me encouragement/abuse here: ngl.link/discotwink
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🙋🙋🙋
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why have I got two bullies now 😫😫
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Dandy @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Celebrating week one of being a good no-cum boy by remembering how @selonswitch.bsky.social thinks I should cum 😈💦
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