Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 10hWell I know what I'm gunna be wearing for the next days ✌️ Join the tummy ache survivor club here 👇 captaindandyfloss.com/en-gbp/produ... 1566
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Apparently my gallbladder was in REALLY rough shape. You know when the surgeon describes it as "full of pus, large stones and very angry" you know it wasn't good. So glad they put me on the fast track to have it out 🙏 Also they didn't let me keep the stones 🥺 281312
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They're doing this to me tomorrow 3510
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My hungry ass couldn't be a surgeon 3653
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Last stream before they remove my organs tomorrow 😩 twitch.tv/dandyfloss 51085
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Reddit be the only place where you get such eloquently written slander about horses written by someone named "Uncontrolleddiarrhea" 4391
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Made a mistake listing tons of cards on Cardmarket at once, this is SO many letters to send omg 1320
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Throwback to the time @florkofcows.bsky.social drew me pregnant 2453
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Last two days before surgery to remove my gallbladder, gunna make them count and eat five sticks of butter 3590
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"She's right behind me, isn't she?" 2442
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You should play this card more chat. 4491
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm still in disbelief of how kind everyone was at Vexpo regarding my cosplay, I had so much fun and I can't wait to wear it again! 💙 Also being a visibly trans person in this space and still being treated with respect at the event was SO reassuring, thank you everyone 🥰 5804
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never owned a Tarmogoyf before today, but i opened two today! 2301
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ohhhhh so THAT'S why it's called Squirrel Stapler 0322
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fixed it by downgrading Warudo to an older version, live now! twitch.tv/dandyfloss 0221
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hmm Warudo seems to be just a little bit fucked atm 0190
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hmm that's not where I'm meant to be Stream might have to be postponed because I don't know how to fix this, something isn't working with Warudo today >.< 2210
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Last weekend: Prerelease, prerelease, cube This weekend: Draft, pauper I'm living my best Magic life 💙 1220
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The nerd is BACK twitch.tv/dandyfloss 0463
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Recycling old memes to be environmentally friendly 1312
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No more Dandy streams until October 😭 8663
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look out, she's got a controller now! 0661
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know it's gunna be a good video when your editor is making memes out of it already 3872
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine being a vtuber that knows how to do commander gameplay with other vtubers, couldn't be me 👀 2658
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've figured out a solution that works great for it, wanna try it out sometime? 👀 0120
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Dandy why aren't you doing deathless Elden Ring challenges anymore?" Elden Ring: 2423
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two cats in the middle of an ocean, what could go wrong? Playing with my friend and moderator @mist-witch.bsky.social later today! 💙 0353
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never trust me with a ping @docvivileandra.bsky.social 31015
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pretty neat prerelease pool to go 1-2 with 4390
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Would you watch a pirate girl learn to sing? 91373
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just find it wild I'm 4 days older than him 020
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The year is 2011, I'm sitting at my PC jamming to Madeon The year is 2026, I'm sitting at my PC jamming to Madeon 5423
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey chat do you like my magic collection i keep it in one pile because I love my cardboard 8550
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did you see the tiny standee at Vexpo? I wanna see your pictures! 1575
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ever seen a gargoyle get splooged on? 2361
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/20263-0, second place and ten prize packs with the most middling bant pile of stuff, but it's the best I've done at a prerelease in years! 5414
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just wanna play this silly lil guy tonight in prerelease 2250
Captain Dandyfloss 🏴☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It was a close fight, but you didn't dethrone me today @yarny.land 💪 3542