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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】

@dandyfloss.bsky.social
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🌊 Cursed pirate captain 🌊 Twitch Partner 🌊 She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖼️ #artyfloss / 🔞 #dandyflirt / 😆 #isthisfloss ✅ @virtualtalentcooperative.com 🎥 twitch.tv/dandyfloss 🐦 x.com/DandyflossVT captaindandyfloss.com #vtuber #envtuber NoAI ❌

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 10h
Well I know what I'm gunna be wearing for the next days ✌️ Join the tummy ache survivor club here 👇 captaindandyfloss.com/en-gbp/produ...
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I NEED IT
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently my gallbladder was in REALLY rough shape. You know when the surgeon describes it as "full of pus, large stones and very angry" you know it wasn't good. So glad they put me on the fast track to have it out 🙏 Also they didn't let me keep the stones 🥺
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ljved bitch
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hopital
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're doing this to me tomorrow
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My hungry ass couldn't be a surgeon
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last stream before they remove my organs tomorrow 😩 twitch.tv/dandyfloss
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reddit be the only place where you get such eloquently written slander about horses written by someone named "Uncontrolleddiarrhea"
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made a mistake listing tons of cards on Cardmarket at once, this is SO many letters to send omg
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Evergreen
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Throwback to the time @florkofcows.bsky.social drew me pregnant
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PLEEEEEASE 😩
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last two days before surgery to remove my gallbladder, gunna make them count and eat five sticks of butter
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"She's right behind me, isn't she?"
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
balon
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You should play this card more chat.
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm still in disbelief of how kind everyone was at Vexpo regarding my cosplay, I had so much fun and I can't wait to wear it again! 💙 Also being a visibly trans person in this space and still being treated with respect at the event was SO reassuring, thank you everyone 🥰
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never owned a Tarmogoyf before today, but i opened two today!
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhhhh so THAT'S why it's called Squirrel Stapler
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fixed it by downgrading Warudo to an older version, live now! twitch.tv/dandyfloss
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmm Warudo seems to be just a little bit fucked atm
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmm that's not where I'm meant to be Stream might have to be postponed because I don't know how to fix this, something isn't working with Warudo today >.<
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last weekend: Prerelease, prerelease, cube This weekend: Draft, pauper I'm living my best Magic life 💙
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dandyfloss real??
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The nerd is BACK twitch.tv/dandyfloss
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Recycling old memes to be environmentally friendly
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No more Dandy streams until October 😭
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is she waifu material?
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look out, she's got a controller now!
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
huh
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know it's gunna be a good video when your editor is making memes out of it already
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine being a vtuber that knows how to do commander gameplay with other vtubers, couldn't be me 👀
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've figured out a solution that works great for it, wanna try it out sometime? 👀
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dandy why aren't you doing deathless Elden Ring challenges anymore?" Elden Ring:
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two cats in the middle of an ocean, what could go wrong? Playing with my friend and moderator @mist-witch.bsky.social later today! 💙
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never trust me with a ping @docvivileandra.bsky.social
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty neat prerelease pool to go 1-2 with
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would you watch a pirate girl learn to sing?
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just find it wild I'm 4 days older than him
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The year is 2011, I'm sitting at my PC jamming to Madeon The year is 2026, I'm sitting at my PC jamming to Madeon
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey chat do you like my magic collection i keep it in one pile because I love my cardboard
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you see the tiny standee at Vexpo? I wanna see your pictures!
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also Twitch hates splooge 😠
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever seen a gargoyle get splooged on?
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
3-0, second place and ten prize packs with the most middling bant pile of stuff, but it's the best I've done at a prerelease in years!
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
da tummy
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just wanna play this silly lil guy tonight in prerelease
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was a close fight, but you didn't dethrone me today @yarny.land 💪
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