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Nick

@dandy0ne.bsky.social
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Bit of a dandy, nerd, sci-fi/fantasy reader, boardgamer/TTRPGer. Might hook up with a guy someday. I'm not a serious person. Sarcasm is my love language. Body positivity account. Giver of the worlds okayest weinerings. 44 y/o idiot. You'll love me. Or not.

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You haven't lived until you've changed a flat tire during rush hour on a major interstate
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gawd Damn God
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't know what the thing is but YOU'VE GOT THIS!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Found a couple of books in a couple of older series in trying to collect on the Vinted app. Couldn't believe it. Got one for $1. No shipping fee lol
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would very much like to do some sex *me flirting*
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of trash accounts trying to follow me lately
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beautiful!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work day done
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GO BROWNS!!!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Scott: You Get Me Happy Tears
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's Iconic 'Hello There!'
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😉
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Simon Miller: That Sounds Terrifying
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Man's Shocked & Surprised Face Reaction
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😍
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$45 for 6 boxer briefs, a birthday card, afrin, and a tube of toothpaste is some crazy stuff
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I save time during the day by drying off after a shower with a shamwow instead of a towel.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smells like fall farming out tonight. Makes me miss the days of helping my grandpa on the farm when I was young.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Michael Scott's 'You Know It' Wink
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picked up a day shift. About time to go get some work done.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Especially if they're married.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a woman who is a Coordinator in one of the health science programs where I work. She's in her mid 30s. I would love to tell her how beautiful she is. Not in a creepy, I'm coming on to you, way. But in a sign of respect way. I don't think people get told enough that they're attractive.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swung by the local library. They were having a book sale. I was not expecting to score so many books in the series I'm collecting!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally felt like I had time to sit down and pick some recipes from my stealth health recipe books for meal prep. Decided on Honey Chipotle chicken burrito bowls, Teriyaki chicken rice bowls, and chest chicken and rice burritos. All around 35g protein and 500 cals.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god! Be careful!!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Loony Tunes Cat Melting on Stairs
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because..... 🎵I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need....🎵
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No need to thank me
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh man I was way off!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it the one by the Chordettes or Lil Wayne? 🤣
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not my favorite
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We'll see....
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Walking through Walmart and there's a lady listening to a podcast on her phone while shopping. How do I know she was listening to a podcast? She didn't have any earbuds in.....😒
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know who these people are, but they clearly have bigger balls than I do to walk up to a stranger and say that.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baby is my last name. Mr. Toddler Baby.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HEY! I'm a toddler at LEAST
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haha that's rough
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now we're old 🤣
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those were the days
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I used AIM. Never did their chat rooms though. I miss AIM
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Kevin Malone's Happy Chuckle in The Office
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's time to pull back the curtain. I'm not a real person. I'm a sex bot from the yahoo chat rooms you used to frequent back in the 90's. I followed you here. I saw those nasty things you were chatting in your teens. Looks like you're still at it.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YES
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Chandler's Bedtime Invitation
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