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Nick

@dandy0ne.bsky.social
341 followers 215 following 4.6K posts

Bit of a dandy, nerd, sci-fi/fantasy reader, boardgamer/TTRPGer. Might hook up with a guy someday. I'm not a serious person. Sarcasm is my love language. Body positivity account. Giver of the worlds okayest weinerings. 44 y/o idiot. You'll love me. Or not.

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You haven't lived until you've changed a flat tire during rush hour on a major interstate
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Found a couple of books in a couple of older series in trying to collect on the Vinted app. Couldn't believe it. Got one for $1. No shipping fee lol
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would very much like to do some sex *me flirting*
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of trash accounts trying to follow me lately
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work day done
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GO BROWNS!!!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$45 for 6 boxer briefs, a birthday card, afrin, and a tube of toothpaste is some crazy stuff
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I save time during the day by drying off after a shower with a shamwow instead of a towel.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smells like fall farming out tonight. Makes me miss the days of helping my grandpa on the farm when I was young.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picked up a day shift. About time to go get some work done.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a woman who is a Coordinator in one of the health science programs where I work. She's in her mid 30s. I would love to tell her how beautiful she is. Not in a creepy, I'm coming on to you, way. But in a sign of respect way. I don't think people get told enough that they're attractive.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swung by the local library. They were having a book sale. I was not expecting to score so many books in the series I'm collecting!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally felt like I had time to sit down and pick some recipes from my stealth health recipe books for meal prep. Decided on Honey Chipotle chicken burrito bowls, Teriyaki chicken rice bowls, and chest chicken and rice burritos. All around 35g protein and 500 cals.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not my favorite
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We'll see....
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Walking through Walmart and there's a lady listening to a podcast on her phone while shopping. How do I know she was listening to a podcast? She didn't have any earbuds in.....😒
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's time to pull back the curtain. I'm not a real person. I'm a sex bot from the yahoo chat rooms you used to frequent back in the 90's. I followed you here. I saw those nasty things you were chatting in your teens. Looks like you're still at it.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning. Another dreary day outside 👎
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morning. It's a dreary ass day out.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like your butt
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Epic 70s bush
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need life to slow down please.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woke up hyper horny this morning. Annoying.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a student make a racist joke to a classmate today at clinicals
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Man's Exasperated Facepalm
ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Uh oh....
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looking for a woman who would enjoy letting me lick her butthole. And would go on nude cruises with me......
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see pictures like this and I just want to know what the story is.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey you. Yeah you. Your pictures are hot and I touch myself while looking at them. Thank you.
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also need
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Need
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Great. Rain today. I definitely didn't have outdoor plans on my day off or anything 🙄
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Feels good to be home
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been up since 4:30 this morning. It's been a long ass day
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Morning all
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's never enough hours in a day
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh. Stressed today. I have paperwork I need to get done for tomorrow but there's so much cleanup work I need to do from the storm yesterday 😒
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just wanna play with your 🐱 while we make out on the couch
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay power is back on 20 hours later
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whew brutal storm last night. I'm glad all the trees in the yard are still up
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Scrolling and scrolled across some grandma porn. I hope when I'm grandpa age I'm with a grandma who's still dtf
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shower and bed with me?
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just got home from some Friday night lights. Whew. Was sweating balls out there. Not complaining though!
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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picked up a 4 hour shift at the hospital. We'll see how much I regret it lol
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