Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 26/03/2026Presumably students are now just asking Claude to do it for them 100
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 09/03/2026Whenever I see this old chestnut pop up on the internet I think that the show should be hosted by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social as a kind of meta joke and the contestants' only clue to what is really going on. 300
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 01/03/2026In addition to creating the essay, Montaigne was the first to pair a Fu Manchu moustache with cartoon baby hair 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 14/12/2025I know there have been a lot of Frankenstein adaptations recently but I would definitely watch this one 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 14/12/2025I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents. (Roast Record update: 8-0) 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 09/12/2025Trains always think they can safely go off their lithium but six weeks later they inevitably go off the rails 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 10/08/2025The 'cut sleeve' is a Chinese idiom for homosexuality referring to an episode where Emperor Ai of Han cut off the sleeve of his gown rather than wake his sleeping lover Dong Xian. Meanwhile, me, a homosexual: 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 10/08/2025Creator: Great news, Mom, my pilot got picked up! Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it? Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app. Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV 010
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 22/07/2025I choose to believe this is how the real #Ozzy went as well 020
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 18/07/2025Sounds like #Elmo got into #Roseanne Barr's Ambien again. This is why we have Muppet-proof caps, people! 010
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 02/07/2025Popes may be celibate, but they clearly know what it's like to be married. 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 22/06/2025Back at Flappers in Burbank tonight at 5pm! Tix: www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.p... 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 19/06/2025This typo in #hundredline led to some inspiration #AcademicSky #PhD #PhDlife 021
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 06/06/2025Every brand and corporation cynically adopting a Pride logo in June vs Metamucil just quietly serving the community all year long 100
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 29/05/2025Is it just me or does this poster make it look like someone tried to make Game of Thrones with hobbits? 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 12/05/2025Directors and cinematographers, please stop doing the 'eye light' thing unless you're specifically making fun of it (like Morticia). Whatever effect it's supposed to have has been completely supplanted by 'you are watching a movie right now', breaking immersion by drawing attention to artifice 121
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 07/04/2025This was still accurate at the time of posting, anyway... #canada #canpoli #tariffs #51stState 010
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 07/04/2025Nobody: Temu: Hey want this nosehair trimmer that makes you look like you're too dumb to use a vape???? 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 07/04/2025These reel suggestions make it look like Jamie is suddenly awakening to the appeal of the 20% 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 04/04/2025I was all prepared to go viral for being the villain who refused to give up his reserved window seat for the family with two screaming toddlers who chose to inconvenience others rather than pay the fee to reserve their seats together but I just got the only empty row on a full flight instead oh well 110
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 02/03/2025Am I the only one disappointed this was physicists and not entomologists? 010
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 15/02/2025Given the current climate I would like to point out that I am not the Daniel K. Donnelly who wrote CanAmerican Union Now! (Toronto: Griffin, 1978). 120
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 08/02/2025Olly olly oxen free #newyorker #newyorkercartoon #newyorkercaptioncontest 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 01/02/2025Édith Piaf has been dead since 1963 but apparently she'll be playing Kitchener on a Tuesday in February in case anyone was wondering what hell for performers is like 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 28/01/2025Oh boy this is embarrassing for Soulpepper. Basically the entire 100+ comment section on this ad is people annoyedly pointing out that it was a CBC show 100
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 23/01/2025I've been targeted by an ad campaign from the New Zealand Ministry of Education trying to entice Canadian teachers to move there with...the suggestion they can fuck their hot male students? 010
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 21/01/2025It was about noon. The fumes of last night's bourbon still hung low in the air like spilled gasoline, mingling with the fading smoke of my last fresh cigarette, which lay snuffed out like a man who knew too much in the overflowing ashtray on my desk. That's when she walked in... 110
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 29/12/2024Sorry, kids. I just can't keep quiet on this any longer. 020
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 26/09/2024Creepy! Kooky! Mysterious! Spooky! It's time for the annual CGS Halloween Special! *Free candy!* *Costumes encouraged!* More info at andascotchegg.com! Tix: comedygameshowdown.eventbrite.ca #Toronto #TorontoComedy #torontoevents #torontohalloween #halloweentoronto #torontopodcast 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 24/08/2024I have heard approximately 15,000 hack standup bits about how white people don't use spices yet somehow confusing 'liking hotsauce' for 'having a personality' is still the whitest thing you can do. 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 21/08/2024Anyone ever notice that the author of the Redwall series looked exactly like Brian Cox playing Walter White? 000
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 21/07/2024Two things we lost in their prime and one that just won't go away 100
Dan Donnelly @dandonnelly.ca · 23/06/2024What does #TikTok have against #gay bookshops? I guess it's refreshing that at least one corporation isn't pandering for #Pride. 111
