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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 30/09/2026

A new era for MODOKO who henceforth shall be called Mental Organism Designed Only for Knocking Off

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 28/09/2026

Ad for a First Round National Challenge Cup match between J. & P. Coats and Saylesville.

1922 October 13 edition of the Pawtucket Times

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026

huh... are we doing the old tape delay?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026

Late goal by the Lone Sharks gets them within 2 points of 8th place Fort Wayne. Boise can't jump into the top 4 and One Knox can widen that gap today against Westchester

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 25/09/2026

My trip to Prague coincided with an international break, so sadly I wasn't able to catch a game. But I walked over to Ďolíček from my hotel to visit the fanshop and spent a few minutes in the stands.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 24/09/2026

Vacation in Prague. Gorgeous architecture, an amazing food scene, and the public transit makes it easy to get anywhere.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: How about a 90s alternative rock supergroup?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 08/09/2026

Eric Wynalda is the new head coach for FC Nõmme United. They were just promoted to the Estonian first division. The bigger story may be their top goal scorer, Egert Õunapuu. He's only 21 but he's been a pro since 2020. Õunapuu has three second division Golden Boots and two players of the year.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 07/09/2026

With that win, Portland distance themselves from the wooden spoon and jump into the scrum of hope.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 07/09/2026

I never have this open full screen on my big monitor. It's kinda cool!

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 07/09/2026

I only turned on Westchester's players on this heatmap. They are in the Portland box almost as much as they are in their own.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

Chattanooga Red Wolves win with 41% possession!

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

A Cosmos win will see them jump all they way up to 13th!

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

oooo, lah, lah! A drinks break! How fancy. Sounds like something they'd say in Britain.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

Make it a quick three for Cosmos!

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

Halftime Cosmos get two just before halftime.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

21' Marou rushes to catch up to a pass and high kicks Jensen in the upper thigh. The ref initially gives him a yellow the, after a convo with the assistant referee, changes it to a straight red.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 06/09/2026

1' TWEET! Heading over to Fort Wayne vs Cosmos simply due to vibes. Beverage of choice tonight:

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 04/09/2026

That combo of growing up in the Deep South and being an adult in Maryland.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 02/09/2026

Neidlinger listed as a fullback and also a midfielder. Fort Wayne plays four in the back so I assume he'll be used a RB or RM sending balls in on the attack. With these two signees Fort Wayne beefs up their right side attack because Lacey is a right-footed AM/F.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 30/08/2026

I forget that USL updates points and standings while games are still going on. So, here's the standings as of when I type this.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 30/08/2026

90+4' Hayden Anderson with the rare yellow then straight red in stoppage.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/08/2026

I guessed that Hunter Morse would be tops in Goals Prevented but Cole Jensen is having a top-tier 2026 even with Omaha going with a two-keeper rotation. Candela may want to take off the training wheels. stats & viz via @usltactics.com

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/08/2026

Jon Bakero is good at the soccer football. Data & viz from @usltactics.com

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 23/08/2026

57' This is how the second half started:

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 22/08/2026

One of the crab apple trees in our front yard had a bumper crop this summer. So, I decided to pick a handful and made crab apple crumble.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 22/08/2026

It's a full slate of USL League One games tonight. Only Fort Wayne has the night off. Early games: Red Wolves vs Cosmos (are Cosmos improving?) Richmond vs Portland (both need points) Omaha vs Sarasota (in apparently a new venue?) 1/

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 22/08/2026

It's wild that a good number of teams in USL League One have to travel hundreds of miles to play their nearest competitors but we'll soon have USL L1 and MLSNP teams just 1 mile away from each other.

Map of the area where the stadia are located.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 22/08/2026

Looks like the New Amsterdam FC team in the Cosmo League is a rebranding of the Sporting Astoria - South Bronx United team. www.cosmosoccerleague.com/CSL/Team/168...

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 20/08/2026

The battle around the playoff line took a hydration break.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/08/2026

uh oh... USL is on his radar

Don't Pay $20 Million for the Front Door

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 16/08/2026

Yeah, I think he's offsides.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 16/08/2026

72' AV Alta, baby. What are you doing?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 14/08/2026

Soccer sicko TM search time. NYCFC introduced "Sky Scraper" their new pigeon mascot recently. This is a recent MLS TM application for "A pigeon mid-flight." I assume this is for Sky Scraper. But I just noticed the legs form a "II"?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 14/08/2026

How can you hate them when HSH is scaling & leveraging their expertise to position them in a rapidly growing landscape? Who else does that?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 11/08/2026

I'm both flattered and now feel seen 😬

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 08/08/2026

The Wall - Pink Floyd (1979)

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 05/08/2026

Recent update at Soccer Almanac where we've added goal scorers for ASL matches through the 1926-27 season. Also some updates on ASL managers that were missing or incorrect. socceralmanac.com/data/leagues...

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 05/08/2026

The bottom three USLL1 teams have 2 wins and 2 draws over 15 total matches. The Naples win was 1-0 over Cosmos. The draws were both 0-0 scores. Richmond's last match, a 3-2 win over AV Alta, is the best result out of all those matches.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 05/08/2026

With three of the four teams at the bottom of the table, it's not really a banger Wednesday slate in USL League One. But, as a sicko, I'm going to tune in for Richmond hosting Cosmos.

Richmond vs Cosmos and Naples vs AV Alta

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 03/08/2026

No idea what I was doing. What do those colored lines mean?

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 30/07/2026

89' Here's Ryan Carmichael's heatmap. Caused trauma for the Red Wolves left side. Drops back to enable link ups. Possesses and dishes. And, obviously, scores.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 20/07/2026

I hope Westfield FC likes pizza because Girard is coming home.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 19/07/2026

45' Hard to tell from the angle but I think Mara may very well have been onside.

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 16/07/2026

53' Richmond can't exert any pressure on the Madison goal.

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