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This sucks but I am going to watch his Fort Hood Execution alt cast

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Ditka stars in Birdman instead of Michael Keaton. Ditka wins an Oscar

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Olivia Rodrigo stuns in new photo (Chris W. has the photo. He showed it to me on his phone. I'm waiting for him to send it to me. I'll post it as soon as I get it)

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The trick is just do it. Say “Hyauh??” and draw him in closer. Then bonk him HARD with your head. Then finally, simply, direct Bret “The Hitman” Hart to put him in a Sharpshooter

Chicago born, Chicago raised. I have nobody in my family that supports this freak. PLEASE dm me if you need tips on how to headbutt an uncle and put him in a sharpshooter?

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just logged into this site after a long workday to see the United States of America is live streaming a firing squad death

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I'm part of Stephen A's amazing team that googled who Lane Johnson was 5 minutes before he went to air. It's the privilege of a lifetime to feed this man wikipedia info as he plays Block Blast and gets his forehead buffed. Eternally grateful 🙌

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Dead serious about getting into boomerangs. I want to master them. I keep mentioning it to my wife with growing intensity

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I saw Flyboys in the theater 11 times when it came out, and each time you could hear "Ellison" bouncing off every wall of the lobby. It was all anyone could talk about. Happy to finally see him get a proper sandbox to explore his art in.

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Luka’s hair is showing incredible volume and bounce to start this game. Could be a big year for him

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I get he’s a hall of famer but they should not allow LeBron’s helicopter on the court. The blades are creating unbearable winds that are knocking over basically every cup in the arena

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Jalen Smith is a capable backup big. I’m sure he’d be available in a deal for VJ Edgecomb and Labaron Philon

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Sixers will need to work the phones. Hukporti’s season is pretty clearly done and they’ll be lucky to get 45 games out of Embiid. Thats a LOT of Adem Bona to rely on

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Tom Morello of the band Working Towards Pragmatic Compromise With The Machine

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Fascinated by the psychology behind "5'11" but as tall as eternity"

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Oh, almost forgot! And helicopter rides to New York because he is disgusted by the city of Philadelphia!

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This is very nice to see. I need to check out her music. Bet it's good!

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Anyone criticizing this needs to think long and hard about the current inflation costs of top-level steroids and PEDs

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lol Jokić has 2 “assist of the year” passes in the first 5 minutes of preseason action

Bagent sucks but even if it means a loss it does feel good to know it’s driving our dumbest fans insane

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ALL national media outlets: “The president looks sharp heading into mid-terms”

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The 70 and 73 Knicks championships are asterisk championships because he played in the hat rule era where the game stopped if a player’s hat fell off

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As Adam Amin is calling playoff baseball I feel the need to call out the time a South African tourist took a photo with him that I ruined so bad he came up and got my number to send it to me

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Made this handy saying to remember baseball: 1st base? We’re on pace. 2nd base? Even better pace. 3rd base? Now we’re really on pace. Home base? No better pace.

Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every Facebook post now is either “My beloved father suffered a fatal heart attack and crushed our 20yo dog causing my beloved mother to faint head first onto a coffee table and die” or “remember the good old days when teenagers were white?”

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I took this. Love these girlies

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Jay Vincent has several to choose from

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"floor tiles/wall tiles" is the new "blue/black dress/white gold dress" debate

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I just figured they’d ignore it and do a “let’s focus on the football” which is also bad, but framing it as “adversity he’s gone through” is fucking insane 😂

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Lemme tell you, that barber chair was on the LOWEST setting they have

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He has to endure this the rest of his career because some dumbass GM used it as an excuse when the entire world asked him if he had brain damage after making a trade

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The man, the myth, the 25yo female sex worker living in New York

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I cannot wait to try the 6-1-1-1 sleep method

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s October 1st, which means I’m starting my month-long spooky post thread. Starting with this tale of terror: “Mind if my uncle rests his teeth on your neck?” “Not at all,” said the guy. “Did I mention my uncle…is a vampire?” But it was too late. The biting was already happening.

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I haven’t seen Primetime yet but I hope they focus on the baker who made all the cookies for predator catching. Pretty thankless task and you couldn’t exactly advertise at the end of episodes

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's right and good to dunk on that Schmitt guy but seeing people on this site who think the Hawkeyes are a WNBA team is also very funny

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s ridiculous to argue Case is better than Caleb but it isn’t ridiculous to argue he is the 2nd greatest Bears QB of all time

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I miss the days where you didn't have to be insane to enjoy an artist

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Music was the big focus of the VMAs last night, with Wheh taking home 3 for her hit song "The Listening Sound"