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Dan Ciruli

@danciruli.cloud
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Software and product management guy. Cloud Native, API and reformed service mesh guy, I guess. Dad. Husband. Oaktowner. I work at Nutanix, but this is my feed, not theirs.

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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 12h
Here's a thing that I didn't expect to happen.
Screen cap of two attendees in a zoom -- Dan Ciruli and Mario Andretti. Mario Andretti is giving a thumbs up.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 30/09/2026
Last weekend we saw local legend, (friend and neighbor) three time Grammy winner Fantastic Negrito at Davies Symphony Hall, performing with the Sam Francisco Symphony Orchestra. Ran into the legendary Boots Riley (rapper turned prolific director) in the lobby afterward. I love Oakland!
Man in a red jacket in front of an orchestra. SF Symphony with Fantastic Negrito, audience giving standing ovation Nine people who REALLY enjoyed the show
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 28/09/2026
Incomprehensible in this day and age to get an error message like this when trying to open a PowerPoint deck in SharePoint.
plain black and white error in a web browser:
Office Online services aren't available right now
We're working to restore all services as soon as possible. Please check back soon. If the error persists please contact Microsoft Support for assistance along with the Url you were trying to access

Error Code for Support
Ref A: A3D035BE9E3D4C869C83C9D484C7DCE5 Ref B: YVR311000114049 Ref C: 2026-09-28T15:43:15Z
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 25/09/2026
Gen-X keeping it real.
Picture of glasses clinking with the text "Americans are drinking less since the pandemic began, but those aged 50-64 are drinking more."
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 23/09/2026
Good morning from (the airport in) Iceland!
A paper cup of coffee
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 20/09/2026
My wife texted me from Costco "It's decorative gourd season, motherfucker!" and I came home to these. God bless McSweeney's.
Three mesh bags each with five small decorative gourds. Brick steps leading to a house with three large pumpkins and 5 large decorative gourds
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 05/09/2026
Thanks to the new thread numbering to quantify just how committed to the bit you are!
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 25/08/2026
The keen eye might spot a @fafo.fm sticker on that laptop!
old white guy in a fancy studio talking into a microphone with an open laptop in front of him...with a Fork Around and Find Out sticker on it.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 24/08/2026
I mean, who hasn't wondered what Mamdani thinks of the greatest hurdler of all time...
A picture of Edwin Moses,mid-race, hurdling a hurdle.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 24/08/2026
Some say "Good fences make good neighbors." I say "Good neighbors make good fences!"
Three middle aged people smiling in front of a brand new fenceThe border of two yards, with a partially installed fence between them.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 11/08/2026
TIL how my 83 year old mother-in-law shares playlists with relatives (or rather, how they give them to her). Screenshots of Spotify 😂
Picture of 2 8.5x11 print outs of screenshots of an iPhone displaying a Spotify playlist.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 06/08/2026
I HIGHLY recommend Not Like Other Girls by @ghoulpus.bsky.social ! Delicious prose, reminiscent of LeGuin in its ability to make you ponder the role of gender in society. Absolutely loved it (and wanted more)!
The cover of the AL Goldfuss book Not Like Other Girls, featuring a tentacle-faced womanCover of Not Like Other Girls in a Kindle screen, showing a 5 star review
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 05/08/2026
Yes! @ghoulpus.bsky.social story day snuck up on me!
Cover of the AL Goldfuss story "Not Like Other Girls" which depicts what appears to be a woman's shoulders and torso, but the woman's face has been replaced with a bizarre set of tentacles. The woman is wearing an elegant off the shoulder dress with a string of large pearls.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 15/07/2026
A picture of Nicolas Cage from the movie valley girl with his hair dyed
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 07/07/2026
Achievement unlocked graphic.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 26/06/2026
Let's go, France!
A photo of me wearing a France 2024 soccer jersey
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 26/06/2026
My jerseys are undefeated so far this World Cup.
Photo of me, a white guy in his 50s, wearing a Netherlands National Team jersey.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 23/06/2026
Throwback to the time my then four-year-old and I secretly put facepaint on using "invisible ink" before going to play laser tag...then revealed it when we got in the blacklight.
Picture of a man holding a four year old girl -- standing in blacklight, with glow-in-the-dark paint glowing on their faces.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 20/06/2026
Right. Pros and cons. Makes me feel fortunate to be able to do this!
A plum tree full of fruit. 3 troughs of garden plants (tomato, pepper, squash)Tomato, squash and pepper plantsMore tomato plants
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 20/06/2026
Let's go Netherlands! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
A picture of me, an old white guy, in a Netherlands jersey.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 19/06/2026
Let's go, México!
My México national team jersey!
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 18/06/2026
I assume that's a typo, and someone will actually be delivering an ENlightening session.
screencap of some "inclusions" for a marketing event, which has a typo: instead of "lightning session" it says "lightening session"
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 17/06/2026
Newspaper ad for "Salvage-1", a show on ABC about three adventurers who make a home-made (sic) space ship out of salvaged parts.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 12/06/2026
Yes! I have loved everything I've ever read from @doctorow.pluralistic.net, whether it's fiction, non-fiction, or 70-post threads (j/k, I read those as surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog posts because I'm not an animal). Excited for the new book.
screenshot of a kickstarter confirmation that my pledge for The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI has been delivered.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 09/06/2026
Every time I see a picture of Adam Silver I expect him to try to put Roger Rabbit in "the Dip."
"Judge Doom" from Who Framed Roger Rabbit -- a white, balding guy with round glasses who looks suspiciously like Adam Silver.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 01/06/2026
wait who tf underrates plums? "plum" is a synonym for "highly desirable!" brendel i think you've been sleeping on plums is what's up.
synonyms for "plum" including "highly desirable"
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 01/06/2026
Hell yes I voted. Taking the country back starts at the voting booth.
I Voted sticker
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 01/06/2026
Sweet child o' th' time.
Axl Rose singing with Guns and Roses.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 14/05/2026
Looking forward to speaking at #APIDays NYC today! Here is a shot from the speaker soiree the other night. Thanks to Erik Wilde for having me.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 02/05/2026
They look amazing. All electric, made in the USA, shipping next year. Love the way they combine a throwback look with modern sensibility.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 21/04/2026
Whoa whoa whoa. A seven inch record with a tiny-hole??? That is what I call twenty-first century innovation. No "spider" required!
A photograph of the adapter used to play a 45 record on an LP turntable...sometimes affectionately called a "spider."
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 20/04/2026
I have a photo album I call "sexy carrots." Here are a couple of favorites.
A carrot that looks suspiciously anatomically male Two carrots that have grown intertwined
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 16/04/2026
Yeah, it's a mistake. www.pewresearch.org/politics/200...
A graph of George W Bush's approval rating over time showing a huge spike after 9/11 but steadily descending thereafter, ending at 25% approval.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 15/04/2026
I had so much fun hanging with @kelseyhightower.com last week at our .NEXT conference. As always, spending time with him means laughing, learning, and trying to gather as many pearls of wisdom as possible.
Kelsey Hightower and I are sitting on a stage in conversation; he is looking at the audience and smiling, and I am laughing and looking at him.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 04/04/2026
At first glance I thought @nytpitchbot.bsky.social was replying to @jcsalterego.bsky.social
A post from Darth that says congratulations. Jerry, followed by Jerry replying. Thanks Darth. The next post is NYTimes Pitchbot saying "pathetic"
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 04/04/2026
I've splurged on front row seats twice in my life (both for the kids): Frozen on Ice and the Harlem Globetrotters. Can't TELL you how 'worth it' it was! And a FRACTION of what those seats would cost for a concert or NBA game. Forget the boxes, proximity is fantastic!
Me being carried down the court by one of the Harlem Globetrotters, placed into the lap of another audience member.My wife and kids in the front row at Disney on Ice
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 01/04/2026
U r me
Result from the app, declaring that I'm not a tech bro
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 31/03/2026
Not only that, but his own Press Secretary pretty much accused him of murder.
Photo of Karoline Leavitt, with her words from the White House press room in a caption: "Some of the previous leaders are now no longer on planet Earth because they lied to the United States and they strung us along in negotiations, and that was unacceptable to the president, which is why many of the previous leaders were killed"
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 29/03/2026
This is what democracy looks like
Three of us among thousands at the No Kings March
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 24/03/2026
Hey @chmarny.com , look who's famous! #kubecon
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 22/03/2026
I got to the airport early, got through security quickly (shout-out to TSA personnel working through it!), and had some time to kill...so I took a little walk.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 17/03/2026
Here's one of mom (pre-hatch), and a subsequent one (lots of sunlight!) with two beaks poking out.
Hummingbird in nesttwo hummingbird beaks peeking out of a nest
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 16/03/2026
Getting tinier every day. Sure, it's an innie, not an outie...but not really that different!
Anker nano charger.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 30/01/2026
what's funny is that the guy who wants to pass on his perfect genes to as many kids as possible looks like this pic... but the genes he's passing on are the ones from the guy in your pic!
Elon Musk, in his 2026, surgery-altered hyper-masculine form (as opposed to his original, balding, shlub look)
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 28/01/2026
I wonder if @hankgreen.bsky.social and @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social ever get told that they resemble 90s-era Proclaimers.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 26/01/2026
There are two ways I can interpret the meaning of "champion" in this headline about @kelseyhightower.com, and I think both are 100% valid.
Headline that says "Open-source champion Kelsey Hightower on the promise of Bluesky" by Ann O'Dea
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 22/01/2026
We've already run that experiment.
a graph showing measles cases and deaths over time in the US. Cases dropped from 500,000 /year to 0 and deaths dropped from 500 / year to 0 after introduction of the vaccine.
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 22/01/2026
What's crazy is that we have already run that experiment.
A graph showing how measles deaths dropped from ~500 / year to 0 in the United States after the introduction of the vaccine (and cases went from ~500,000 to 0).
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 18/01/2026
Every day is bean day in the Rancho Gordo calendar.
A calendar from Rancho Gordo Heirloom Beans
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 10/01/2026
Ah, PowerPoint/OneDrive. One day, you're gonna solve this whole "cloud" thing.
Error message from SharePoint: "Unable to share right now
Sorry, you cannot share this file until it is completely uploaded to OneDrive. Please try again in a few minutes.
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