Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m being told by someone at the casino that it was the cowboys who called the timeout. I’m gonna go to the review booth to see if I should delete my take 020
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026very dumb timeout by ravens on 1st and goal 110
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026fortune teller: you and everyone you love will be killed by a robot me [grabbing the fortune teller by the lapels and shaking them]: what flag will the robot have on its chest? 171
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026for all the people upset that I forget to put alt text on my images, take comfort in knowing that half the time I don’t even remember what to post the image 000
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026getting dangerously close to ironically calling “I hate nazis“ hate speech territory 131
Reposted by Dan ChickHollaDan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I feel like a lot of people my age are punching up their “where were you on 9/11” stories because my reaction to hearing a plane crashed into the world trade center was “is that where the white sox play or something?” 121
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sorry eagles fans, my regional pride and love of football is superseded by my hatred of birds 271
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026everything’s moved from in person shopping to online, except prescriptions which went from picking it up on the way home from the doctor to “we won’t fill your prescription until you come in and look me in the eyes and hold my hand while I fill it” 041
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026this isn’t a nytimes story, it’s a shitpost 2100
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they need regulations around making your podcast name a pun on a pop song, I don't need elton john stuck in my head every time nate silver drops a new ep 010
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026forget dating advice, the left doesn’t make space for questions like “what should I do if I inherit a rental property and I’m the only one of my siblings who doesn’t believe in landlords?” 250
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the next labor movement should make everyone get labor day off except podcasters. I don’t work this hard all year only to listen to reruns while I mow the lawn on my day off 072
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hope leo allatius won whatever roast contest where he said “my god’s dong’s so big his foreskin is the rings of saturn!” 021
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I feel like a lot of people my age are punching up their “where were you on 9/11” stories because my reaction to hearing a plane crashed into the world trade center was “is that where the white sox play or something?” 121
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026any time you need to remember a 6 digit 2FA code, just spit it in the rhythm of an old school west coast hip hop line, and it will stay in your head and heart til the end of your 30 minute window 020
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026🎼 We get it almost everynight 🎶When that moon gets big and bright 🎵It’s a supernatural revamp Everybody was … 020
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i would never let a little thing like my penis get between us 010
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026oh, your eyes are as big as your stomach? well, my balls are as big as my penis! 110
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026trump acts like a tough guy renaming things to lake america, but he doesn't have the balls to finish the job teddy roosevelt started and eradicate the letter "u" entirely 020
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if there's one thing i know about innovative artists and thinkers, they'd be real mad if they found out their field continued to progress and innovate after they died 100
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026in case you were unsure whether northern delaware is part of the philly area, one time my mom's brother whipped a soft pretzel at my dad's brother-in-law's head as hard as he could, and my dad said "i didn't realize jake and scott were so close" 130
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026can you guys help me start a rumor that kristen bell did black face early in her career? 120
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I was annoyed at this drunk lady at the pharmacy who was giving them shit for 20 minutes straight but then they lost my son’s prescription so I was all for it but then the rant started getting antisemitic but then she said I was nice to look at 071
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don’t think asparagus really makes your pee smell like that, something else must be going on 160
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 16/08/2026saying “go get ‘em, young blood” to the kid going into the bathroom stall after I just blew it up 030
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 16/08/2026in 2024 my “the president gambled on a fart and died” tweet didn’t go viral, and ever since my life has been adrift without hope or purpose 050
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’m usually an ally but I stand with husbands everywhere who are getting crap for sneezing too much 140
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026me in societal discourse: conspiratorial thought is destroying our social fabric me when my tea takes too long to get ready: “””apparently””” I forgot to turn the stove on 030
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026realized this week my conscience is social media 'cause every time I have a thought like "I should take a trip to bermuda" I immediately imagine a leftist quote tweeting it 010
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I asked a group of female friends if there’s a difference between gilmore girls and gossip girl and it loaded the flashbang cutscene 030
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026trying to decide on a tattoo, what are some good things for calvin to pee on? 130
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026crazy how all the baldwins not only share a name but also look so damn alike 010
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 09/08/2026tom petty: you got lucky, baby, when I found you also tom petty: 040
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 02/08/2026unless the fund was previously worth $45,000,008,053, he’s still richer than me 150
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026rigging a cassette player to the door handle like I’m ferris bueller so that it plays farting and kerplunk sound effects whenever my dad (piers morgan) tries to come in so I don’t get caught masturbating during king charles’ coronation 191
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026the democratic party likes to act like it’s a big tent, but they’re not accepting of people who can’t get vaccines because we’re banned from walgreens for getting melted chocolate all over their coinstar trying to count how many M&Ms are in the jar #WalkAway 252
Reposted by Dan ChickHollaDan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I had a dream that I watched the matrix and I was bouncing off the walls when neo first entered the matrix I woke up at 5:30 and was too hyped to fall back asleep 111
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I had a dream that I watched the matrix and I was bouncing off the walls when neo first entered the matrix I woke up at 5:30 and was too hyped to fall back asleep 111
Reposted by Dan ChickHollaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105842738
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026okay sure, your name’s morgann book, and you can call me dan shit 132
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 26/07/2026finally, an independent thinker who can’t be cowed into doing the objectively best and moral thing 031
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m sorry for the things I said when my kids were under 5yo 020
Reposted by Dan ChickHollaSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian. 271973250
Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“I just saw someone filling a water bottle at the sink in the bathroom” my friends: omg me: thats the worst, the automatic faucet always turns off over and over [dead silence] me: and those low flow spigots take forever! my friends: [slowly shuffling until I’ve been shut out of the circle] 050